Bart is looking in his cereal box for a genuine glow-in-the-dark police badge. But what comes free in every box of Jackie O’s?
According to Bart’s homework that was chewed up by Santa’s little helper:
|nine times nine equals one hundred|
|Bluebeard is the main character in Treasure Island|
|the French won the Civil War|
|Toronto is the capital of Canada|
Bart forgets his permission slip for the field trip to the ________ chocolate factory.
Bart has to stay at school while everyone else visits the chocolate factory. What menial task is he given?
|cleaning the musical instruments|
|clapping chalk dusters|
Bart stumbles across the Legitimate Businessmen’s Social Club. What drink does Legs want him to mix?
|a whiskey sour|
|a Rob Roy|
Bart gets a job working at the club. After Fat Tony gifts him a tailored suit, what song does he start singing around the house?
|Ain’t That a Kick In The Head|
|Young at Heart|
Principal Skinner mysteriously disappears after a run-in with Fat Tony, and while psychic Princess Opal can’t find him, she does see wedding bells for:
|Suzanne Somers and Ted Koppel|
|Vanna White and Teddy Kennedy|
|Martha Stewart and Vanilla Ice|
|Pat Benatar and Lee Majors|
Skinner seems to be presumed dead, because at Springfield Elementary the Seymour Skinner Memorial What is dedicated?
|Public Address System|
Bart asks Fat Tony if he killed his principal. What’s Fat Tony’s response?
|“Mexican guy with a limp?”|
|“Cuban guy with a hook for a hand?|
|“Chinese guy with a moustache?”|
|“Turkish guy with an earring?”|
Bart is accused of Skinner’s murder. According to defence lawyer Lionel Hutz, what’s the upside?
|a chance to make up for that one time he got someone sent to the chair|
|it counts as community service|
|even if he loses, he’ll be famous|
|whatever happens, he still gets paid|
Skinner’s escape from under a stack of old newspapers parodies:
In Blood on the Blackboard: The Bart Simpson Story, who plays Bart Simpson?
|Neil Patrick Harris|
|Johnathon Taylor Thomas|