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![]() Bart is looking in his cereal box for a genuine glow-in-the-dark police badge. But what comes free in every box of Jackie O’s? |
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| imitation pearls | |||
| pillbox hat | |||
| wide-frame sunglasses | |||
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stretch pants | ||
| 2. |
![]() According to Bart’s homework that was chewed up by Santa’s little helper: |
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nine times nine equals one hundred | ||
| Bluebeard is the main character in Treasure Island | |||
| the French won the Civil War | |||
| Toronto is the capital of Canada | |||
| 3. |
![]() Bart forgets his permission slip for the field trip to the ________ chocolate factory. |
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| Chocolate Road | |||
| Cocoa Loco | |||
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Ah Fudge! | ||
| Candy Mountain | |||
| 4. |
![]() Bart has to stay at school while everyone else visits the chocolate factory. What menial task is he given? |
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| cleaning the musical instruments | |||
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licking envelopes | ||
| clapping chalk dusters | |||
| mimeographing | |||
| 5. |
![]() Bart stumbles across the Legitimate Businessmen’s Social Club. What drink does Legs want him to mix? |
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| a martini | |||
| a whiskey sour | |||
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a Manhattan | ||
| a Rob Roy | |||
| 6. |
![]() Bart gets a job working at the club. After Fat Tony gifts him a tailored suit, what song does he start singing around the house? |
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Witchcraft | ||
| Ain’t That a Kick In The Head | |||
| You’re Sensational | |||
| Young at Heart | |||
| 7. |
![]() Principal Skinner mysteriously disappears after a run-in with Fat Tony, and while psychic Princess Opal can’t find him, she does see wedding bells for: |
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| Suzanne Somers and Ted Koppel | |||
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Vanna White and Teddy Kennedy | ||
| Martha Stewart and Vanilla Ice | |||
| Pat Benatar and Lee Majors | |||
| 8. |
![]() Skinner seems to be presumed dead, because at Springfield Elementary the Seymour Skinner Memorial What is dedicated? |
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| Public Address System | |||
| Trophy Case | |||
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Fire Hose | ||
| Chalkboard | |||
| 9. |
![]() Bart asks Fat Tony if he killed his principal. What’s Fat Tony’s response? |
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| “Mexican guy with a limp?” | |||
| “Cuban guy with a hook for a hand? | |||
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“Chinese guy with a moustache?” | ||
| “Turkish guy with an earring?” | |||
| 10. |
![]() Bart is accused of Skinner’s murder. According to defence lawyer Lionel Hutz, what’s the upside? |
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| a chance to make up for that one time he got someone sent to the chair | |||
| it counts as community service | |||
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even if he loses, he’ll be famous | ||
| whatever happens, he still gets paid | |||
| 11. |
![]() Skinner’s escape from under a stack of old newspapers parodies: |
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| The A-Team | |||
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Macgyver | ||
| Riptide | |||
| Manimal | |||
| 12. |
![]() In Blood on the Blackboard: The Bart Simpson Story, who plays Bart Simpson? |
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Neil Patrick Harris | ||
| Johnathon Taylor Thomas | |||
| Macaulay Culkin | |||
| Fred Savage | |||