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Bart is looking in his cereal box for a genuine glow-in-the-dark police badge. But what comes free in every box of Jackie O’s? |
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imitation pearls | |||
pillbox hat | |||
wide-frame sunglasses | |||
stretch pants | |||
2. |
According to Bart’s homework that was chewed up by Santa’s little helper: |
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nine times nine equals one hundred | |||
Bluebeard is the main character in Treasure Island | |||
the French won the Civil War | |||
Toronto is the capital of Canada | |||
3. |
Bart forgets his permission slip for the field trip to the ________ chocolate factory. |
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Chocolate Road | |||
Cocoa Loco | |||
Ah Fudge! | |||
Candy Mountain | |||
4. |
Bart has to stay at school while everyone else visits the chocolate factory. What menial task is he given? |
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cleaning the musical instruments | |||
licking envelopes | |||
clapping chalk dusters | |||
mimeographing | |||
5. |
Bart stumbles across the Legitimate Businessmen’s Social Club. What drink does Legs want him to mix? |
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a martini | |||
a whiskey sour | |||
a Manhattan | |||
a Rob Roy | |||
6. |
Bart gets a job working at the club. After Fat Tony gifts him a tailored suit, what song does he start singing around the house? |
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Witchcraft | |||
Ain’t That a Kick In The Head | |||
You’re Sensational | |||
Young at Heart | |||
7. |
Principal Skinner mysteriously disappears after a run-in with Fat Tony, and while psychic Princess Opal can’t find him, she does see wedding bells for: |
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Suzanne Somers and Ted Koppel | |||
Vanna White and Teddy Kennedy | |||
Martha Stewart and Vanilla Ice | |||
Pat Benatar and Lee Majors | |||
8. |
Skinner seems to be presumed dead, because at Springfield Elementary the Seymour Skinner Memorial What is dedicated? |
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Public Address System | |||
Trophy Case | |||
Fire Hose | |||
Chalkboard | |||
9. |
Bart asks Fat Tony if he killed his principal. What’s Fat Tony’s response? |
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“Mexican guy with a limp?” | |||
“Cuban guy with a hook for a hand? | |||
“Chinese guy with a moustache?” | |||
“Turkish guy with an earring?” | |||
10. |
Bart is accused of Skinner’s murder. According to defence lawyer Lionel Hutz, what’s the upside? |
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a chance to make up for that one time he got someone sent to the chair | |||
it counts as community service | |||
even if he loses, he’ll be famous | |||
whatever happens, he still gets paid | |||
11. |
Skinner’s escape from under a stack of old newspapers parodies: |
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The A-Team | |||
Macgyver | |||
Riptide | |||
Manimal | |||
12. |
In Blood on the Blackboard: The Bart Simpson Story, who plays Bart Simpson? |
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Neil Patrick Harris | |||
Johnathon Taylor Thomas | |||
Macaulay Culkin | |||
Fred Savage | |||