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Fletch's real first name (don't ever call him this) is:
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Joliet
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Irwin
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Wallace
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Walter
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2.
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Alan Stanwyk claims that he has this type of cancer:
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Liver
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Lung
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Bone
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Brain
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3.
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The amount that Stanwyk offers to pay Fletch to kill him is:
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$100,000
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$1,000
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$50,000
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$1 million
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4.
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Entering the newsrooms, Fletch wears his ________ jersey as ________ was in the wash:
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Kareem / Worthy
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Magic / Kareem
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Worthy / Rambis
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Rambis / Magic
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5.
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Fletch doesn't have any of which type of books?
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Elephant
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Stegosaurus
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Spaghetti
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Rubber ball
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6.
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Being examined by Dr. Dolan, Fletch is moved to sing a bar from which song?
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Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word
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Rawhide
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Moon River
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Nights in White Satin
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7.
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Fletch explains that he passed out because the ______ he saw in the morgue was a spitting image of his dead brother's:
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Spleen
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Stomach
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Pinky
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Duodenum
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8.
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What kind of name is Poon?
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Southern Eskimo
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Siberian
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Gypsy
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Comanche Indian
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9.
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Meeting Gail at the tennis club, Fletch claims that his heritage is:
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Irish-Ethiopian
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Greek-Algerian
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Dutch-Hungarian
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Scotch-Romanian
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10.
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Fletch orders a _______ and a steak sandwich and a steak sandwich, and puts the order on the Underhills' bill.
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Screwdriver
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Bloody Mary
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Mind Eraser
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Sex on the Beach
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11.
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Fletch describes his the car driven by by Arnold T. Pants, Esq. as:
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ChevroWagen
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El Camino-sine
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OldsmoBuick
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Mustangomobile
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12.
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Fletch dreams that he truly defines grace under pressure, standing ______ (with afro, ________)
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6'1" / 6'7"
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6'4" / 7' 0"
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6' 5" / 6' 9"
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6'8" / 7'2"
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13.
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When the police raid the beach, they arrest:
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Crease
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Fat Sam
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Fletch
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Gummy
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14.
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Barely escaping from Jim Swarthout's real estate office, Fletch distracts the dobermans by pointing out:
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Helpless kittens
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Raw meat
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Bunny hand puppets
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Defenseless babies
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15.
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Fletch tells Chief Karlin that his occupation is:
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Gynecologist
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Allergist
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Shepherd
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Box wine producer
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16.
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Fletch breaks a picture showing the chief with:
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Robert DeNiro
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Tommy Lasorda
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Frank Sinatra
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Bill Murray
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17.
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The mechanics that work on Stanwyk's plane say that Alan goes to Utah every other week, but what's strange is:
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The Fetzer valve is always stuck
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He uses way too much fuel
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Stanwyk never actually flies the plane himself
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He buys a new plane every year
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18.
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"Come on, guys, it's so simple, maybe you need a refresher course.....it's all _________ nowadays!"
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Safety lube
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Microprocessors
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Ball bearings
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Peanut butter and elbow grease
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19.
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Which cabana at the club does Gail have?
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Cabana 1
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Cabana 51
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Cabana 69
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Cabana 9
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20.
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Fletch asks Gail if he can have the towel she is wearing, as his car hit a:
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Puddle
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Water buffalo
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Sprinkler
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Geyser
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21.
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Following Alan, Fletch sees him put what into the trunk of his car?
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Cans of gasoline
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Drugs
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Shotguns
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Bags of money
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22.
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Fletch jumps into a car (that is in the process of being stolen), stating that he is from the:
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Anti-Speeding Citizen's Brigade
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Department of Automotive Works
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Smog Patrol
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Highway Rehabilitation Association
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23.
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Which of the following is not true of the high-speed highway chase?
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Fletch states that stealing a car isn't even a crime any more
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Fletch asks a cop how is herpes is
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A police car flips over
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Fletch drives the convertible underneath a semi
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24.
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Fletch tries to elude the police at a luncheon honoring:
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Oatfield Whitney
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Enrico "The Plaza" Palazzo
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Fred "The Dorf" Dorfman
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Stan "The Boy" Taylor
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25.
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Who was to be sitting next to Alan Stanwyk on his flight to Rio?
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Gail Stanwyk
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Sally Ann Cavanaugh
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Chief Karlin
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Gummy and Fat Sam
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26.
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Fletch introduced himself to Stawyk's parents as having the famous name of:
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A US president
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A movie actor
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An NFL quarterback
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A rock star
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27.
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Fletch cited as the legal basis for his entering Sally Ann Cavanaugh's house:
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Someone in the house was rebroadcasting baseball games without expressed written consent of the commissioner
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The mattresses on the bed had no tags
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Unwarranted jocularity
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The milk had passed its expiration date
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28.
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Describe the costume Fletch wore when he revealed himself as a reporter to Gummy and Fat Sam:
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A tie-dye shirt and overalls
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A long gown-like garment with a bearded, balding wig
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A clown outfit
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A pink and blue wet suit
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29.
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During the film, which of the following names did Fletch not use?
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Ted Nugent
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Igor Stravinsky
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Abby Hoffman
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Gordon Liddy
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30.
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Leaving the newsroom with Gail, Fletch says that he bets Gail has performed which basketball-related term?
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One on one
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Reverse stuff
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Pick and roll
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Alley-oop
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