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![]() George Michael is interviewing to go to the prestigious Milford Academy, an institution once famous for its credo that: |
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children should be neither seen nor heard | ||
the child is father to the man | |||
spare the rod and spoil the child | |||
a burnt child dreads the fire | |||
2. |
![]() The headline of today’s Orange Country Tribune reads: |
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Bluth Matron Drunk at Drink Driving Charity Event | |||
Bluth Matron Thrown Out of Country Club, Yells Obscenities | |||
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Bluth Matron in Brawl at Klimpy’s Family Style Restaurant | ||
Bluth Matron Resuscitates Homeless Person | |||
3. |
![]() Michael hires Jesse, a publicist he has been flirting with. Jesse’s advice to the Bluths is to get jobs and behave. What job does Gob take on? |
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volunteer at a senior centre | ||
vodka promoter | |||
Torah study group leader | |||
banana salesman | |||
4. |
![]() How many women has Michael slept with? |
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two | |||
three | |||
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four | ||
five | |||
5. |
![]() Buster’s job is to: |
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keep his mother busy | |||
take up boxing at a local gym | |||
hold a seminar for disadvantaged youth | |||
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stay out of sight | ||
6. |
![]() Tobias meets fastidious tightwad Carl Weathers: |
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at an audition for a prison-based sitcom | |||
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in an airport shuttle | ||
at a 99-cent store | |||
going through his garbage | |||
7. |
![]() Michael has just told Jessie that he doesn’t want to date, so she dumps him as a client. This is bad timing for Gob, who needs Jesse to spin something for him: |
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arson | |||
burglary | |||
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murder | ||
indecent exposure | |||
8. |
![]() Which is not one of Carl Weathers’ pieces of advice for cheapskates? |
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airlines will pay you money if you get bumped from a flight | |||
you should buy all your cars at police auction | |||
you might be able to get free or half-priced meals from relatives who work in a restaurant | |||
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save on your electricity bill by visiting friends and relatives as often as possible during summer | ||
9. |
![]() What prompts the Narrator to say that Jessie had gone too far and had best watch her mouth? |
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she says that A Beautiful Mind didn’t deserve any of its Oscars | |||
she says Michael is afraid of sex, just like Richie Cunningham | |||
she says Clint Howard’s character has a career only because of his successful brother | |||
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she calls George Michael ‘Opie’ | ||
10. |
![]() Jessie has gone too far, and at the end of the episode she: |
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is brawling with Lindsay and Lucille | ||
is the subject of a humiliating story on page seven of the Orange County Tribune | |||
is reduced to acting as publicist for Bronson Pinchot | |||
is dating Carl Weathers | |||