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			![]() George Michael is interviewing to go to the prestigious Milford Academy, an institution once famous for its credo that:  | 
	
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		children should be neither seen nor heard | ||
| the child is father to the man | |||
| spare the rod and spoil the child | |||
| a burnt child dreads the fire | |||
| 2. | 
			![]() The headline of today’s Orange Country Tribune reads:  | 
	
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| Bluth Matron Drunk at Drink Driving Charity Event | |||
| Bluth Matron Thrown Out of Country Club, Yells Obscenities | |||
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		Bluth Matron in Brawl at Klimpy’s Family Style Restaurant | ||
| Bluth Matron Resuscitates Homeless Person | |||
| 3. | 
			![]() Michael hires Jesse, a publicist he has been flirting with. Jesse’s advice to the Bluths is to get jobs and behave. What job does Gob take on?  | 
	
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		volunteer at a senior centre | ||
| vodka promoter | |||
| Torah study group leader | |||
| banana salesman | |||
| 4. | 
			![]() How many women has Michael slept with?  | 
	
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| two | |||
| three | |||
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		four | ||
| five | |||
| 5. | 
			![]() Buster’s job is to:  | 
	
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| keep his mother busy | |||
| take up boxing at a local gym | |||
| hold a seminar for disadvantaged youth | |||
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		stay out of sight | ||
| 6. | 
			![]() Tobias meets fastidious tightwad Carl Weathers:  | 
	
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| at an audition for a prison-based sitcom | |||
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		in an airport shuttle | ||
| at a 99-cent store | |||
| going through his garbage | |||
| 7. | 
			![]() Michael has just told Jessie that he doesn’t want to date, so she dumps him as a client. This is bad timing for Gob, who needs Jesse to spin something for him:  | 
	
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| arson | |||
| burglary | |||
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		murder | ||
| indecent exposure | |||
| 8. | 
			![]() Which is not one of Carl Weathers’ pieces of advice for cheapskates?  | 
	
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| airlines will pay you money if you get bumped from a flight | |||
| you should buy all your cars at police auction | |||
| you might be able to get free or half-priced meals from relatives who work in a restaurant | |||
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		save on your electricity bill by visiting friends and relatives as often as possible during summer | ||
| 9. | 
			![]() What prompts the Narrator to say that Jessie had gone too far and had best watch her mouth?  | 
	
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| she says that A Beautiful Mind didn’t deserve any of its Oscars | |||
| she says Michael is afraid of sex, just like Richie Cunningham | |||
| she says Clint Howard’s character has a career only because of his successful brother | |||
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		she calls George Michael ‘Opie’ | ||
| 10. | 
			![]() Jessie has gone too far, and at the end of the episode she:  | 
	
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		is brawling with Lindsay and Lucille | ||
| is the subject of a humiliating story on page seven of the Orange County Tribune | |||
| is reduced to acting as publicist for Bronson Pinchot | |||
| is dating Carl Weathers | |||