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![]() George Sr. used his considerable means to stage intricate scenarios to teach his children valuable life lessons. They generally involved: |
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| the children being arrested by the police | |||
| George Sr. running over somebody | |||
| Michael and Gob fighting each other | |||
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someone having his arm ripped off | ||
| 2. |
![]() Name the stripping agency Gob used to work for: |
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| Salty Seamen | |||
| Pole Dancers | |||
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Hot Cops | ||
| Thunderpants | |||
| 3. |
![]() Fill in the blank: “If you’re worried about criticism, sometimes ______ is the best defence.” |
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| being prepared | |||
| your brain | |||
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a diet | ||
| a knife | |||
| 4. |
![]() George Sr tells Michael that the kids killed J. Walter Weatherman when: |
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| they didn’t refill the ice cube tray | |||
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they left the door open with the air conditioner on | ||
| they didn’t rewind the video tape before returning it to the store | |||
| they didn’t unpack the car immediately after they got back from vacation | |||
| 5. |
![]() What did Maeby get in spelling? |
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| a raincloud | |||
| a frowny face | |||
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a crocodile | ||
| an angry clown | |||
| 6. |
![]() If George Michael fails math, there goes his chance: |
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| at convincing his father to let him to go math camp | |||
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at a good job and a happy life full of hard work | ||
| at being elected school president | |||
| at ever getting a girlfriend | |||
| 7. |
![]() Buster asks George Michael to buy some marijuana for his girlfriend Lucille Austero. Michael had told George Michael that Buster was Lucille 2’s: |
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| special friend | |||
| helper | |||
| charity worker | |||
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nurse | ||
| 8. |
![]() George Michael, buying marijuana for Buster, realises the bust is a fake because one of the Hot Cops is his: |
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| gym teacher | |||
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choir teacher | ||
| civics teacher | |||
| art teacher | |||
| 9. |
![]() Maeby has to help Lucille for the day as punishment. Lucille rewards her with the elephant brooch she got after: |
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| Pop-pop yelled out “Oh Melanie” when he was making love to Gangee | |||
| Pop-pop arrived home late after helping a young lady find her dog | |||
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the week they had the au pair | ||
| she caught Pop-pop sleeping with her sister | |||
| 10. |
![]() What is George Sr’s final lesson to his Michael? |
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| don’t interfere in your son’s life | |||
| don’t get involved with drugs | |||
| don’t be a stripper for money | |||
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don’t teach lessons to your son | ||