1. |
George Sr. used his considerable means to stage intricate scenarios to teach his children valuable life lessons. They generally involved: |
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the children being arrested by the police | |||
George Sr. running over somebody | |||
Michael and Gob fighting each other | |||
someone having his arm ripped off | |||
2. |
Name the stripping agency Gob used to work for: |
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Salty Seamen | |||
Pole Dancers | |||
Hot Cops | |||
Thunderpants | |||
3. |
Fill in the blank: “If you’re worried about criticism, sometimes ______ is the best defence.” |
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being prepared | |||
your brain | |||
a diet | |||
a knife | |||
4. |
George Sr tells Michael that the kids killed J. Walter Weatherman when: |
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they didn’t refill the ice cube tray | |||
they left the door open with the air conditioner on | |||
they didn’t rewind the video tape before returning it to the store | |||
they didn’t unpack the car immediately after they got back from vacation | |||
5. |
What did Maeby get in spelling? |
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a raincloud | |||
a frowny face | |||
a crocodile | |||
an angry clown | |||
6. |
If George Michael fails math, there goes his chance: |
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at convincing his father to let him to go math camp | |||
at a good job and a happy life full of hard work | |||
at being elected school president | |||
at ever getting a girlfriend | |||
7. |
Buster asks George Michael to buy some marijuana for his girlfriend Lucille Austero. Michael had told George Michael that Buster was Lucille 2’s: |
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special friend | |||
helper | |||
charity worker | |||
nurse | |||
8. |
George Michael, buying marijuana for Buster, realises the bust is a fake because one of the Hot Cops is his: |
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gym teacher | |||
choir teacher | |||
civics teacher | |||
art teacher | |||
9. |
Maeby has to help Lucille for the day as punishment. Lucille rewards her with the elephant brooch she got after: |
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Pop-pop yelled out “Oh Melanie” when he was making love to Gangee | |||
Pop-pop arrived home late after helping a young lady find her dog | |||
the week they had the au pair | |||
she caught Pop-pop sleeping with her sister | |||
10. |
What is George Sr’s final lesson to his Michael? |
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don’t interfere in your son’s life | |||
don’t get involved with drugs | |||
don’t be a stripper for money | |||
don’t teach lessons to your son | |||