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"Pilot": The first assignment that Veronica handed to Ted in the pilot was to find a way to weaponize:
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Toilet paper
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Kittens
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Linda
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A pumpkin
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"Pilot": Phil was frozen by Veridian Dynamics. But then he thawed out. Accidentally. Which would have been fine, except that he went on to display this unusual side effect:
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At various times, he would start stuffing his mouth with ice cubes
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He would randomly emit a banshee-like wail
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He began to hoard creamer
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He took on Lem's personality
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"Heroes": During the episode, Phil and Lem try to perfect beef without:
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Cows
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Shame
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Angst
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Toxins
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"Heroes": Jerome the food taster declared that the meat-like substance tasted like:
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Nightmares
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Despair
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Remorse
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Sneezing with your eyes open
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"Heroes": Phil and Lem perfect the meat, but Ted said it was a few years away from being a practical product, because:
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The company grew too attached to it after naming it
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The company first wanted to research its applications in the industrial warfare field
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They had to figure out how to keep it from talking
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It costs $10,000 per pound
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"Through Rose Colored HAZMAT Suits": Ted was about to leave Rose at the Veridian Dynamics daycare, but thought better of it when he learned that the children would be put to work:
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Assembling crash-test dummies
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Soldering circuit boards
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Painting lines in the parking structure
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Disinfecting the loading docks
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"Through Rose Colored HAZMAT Suits": Which pair was trapped in a room with only one HAZMAT suit when a contamination alarm went off?
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Ted and Linda
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Ted and Veronica
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Phil and Lem
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Veronica and Rose
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"Racial Sensitivity": The first motion sensors that fail to acknowledge Lem's presence in the episode control the:
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Security door to the lab
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Lights in the lab
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Elevators
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Drinking fountains
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"Racial Sensitivity": Describe Stu, the white guy assigned to Lem as part of Operation White Shadow:
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Linda's new racquetball-playing, crepe-making, friend-of-Ted boyfriend
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A shellshocked veteran of three legitimate and dozens of illegitimate military campaigns
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An out-of-work manga cum laude grad of Princeton MBA
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A complete idiot who marvels that salt taste salty and who sets himself on fire in the lab
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"Win Some, Dose Some": Linda is accidentally drugged when she is stuck by a wayward Needle Game needle, and Lem puts what he thinks is a bandaid on her bodypart that he calls:
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Womanthigh
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Fem-neck
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Ladyshoulder
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Foxywrist
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"Win Some, Dose Some": A complicated romance/business deal develops between Ted, Linda and a general. At the center of the deal was ___________ which Ted's daughter was selling and ______ which Veridian was developing for the military.
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Wrapping paper / solar powered ovens
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Cookies / weaponized pumpkins
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Magazine subscriptions / hands that shoot lightning
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Christmas ornaments / grenade-launching weasels
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"Goodbye, Mr. Chips": Figuring prominently in the resolution of the episode, what did Phil call "the ultimate dream of every scientist?"
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Laser beams
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Jet packs
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Candy-dispensing televisions
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Room-temperature cold fusion
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"Goodbye, Mr. Chips": Who was chased in the lab by the OctoChicken, and was frightened when it descended from its web?
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Phil
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Ted
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Linda
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Rose
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"Goodbye, Mr. Chips": During the episode, we learn that Ted has this female name for a middle name, though it's pronounced somewhat differently, not that it matters, 'cause it's still totally girly:
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Margaret
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Julie
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Emily
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Sofia
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"Get Happy": Based on Linda's suggestion that morale would be improved if employees could personalize their cubicles, Veridian offered the drones one of four different themes. Which was not one of them?
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Bikini babes
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Green Bay Packers
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Cats
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Space
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"Get Happy": In a company-wide survey, Ted received nearly unanimous ratings from everyone, except for this group:
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Phil and Lem
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Men over 50
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Asian wannabe gangsters in the mail room
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Female redhead employees
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"You Are the Boss of Me": Phil and Lem eventually regret introducing Ted to:
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Model Train Cub
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Sitting Quietly Society
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Mustard Packet Construction Guild
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Medieval Fight Club
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"You Are the Boss of Me": Entering briefly into a one-sided friendship with Veronica, Linda learns many horrifying things about her boss. Which of the following is not among Veronica's confessions?
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With one phone call, she ignited the Lindsay Lohan/Hillary Duff feud of the late 90s
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She had her grandfather deported
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She fed her sister in her sleep so she wouldn't be skinnier than Veronica
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She slept with her boyfriend's therapist to see if she was cheating on her
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"Bioshuffle": A hazmat leak forced Linda to move into Ted's office, which forced Ted to move into Veronica's office. Ted took exception to one of Veronica's stress-relieving techniques, to which she replied, "I can't have you flinching every time I:"
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Make myself vomit
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Shoot a gun in here
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Eat a live goldfish
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Throw a computer monitor out of the window
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"Bioshuffle": Phil realizes that the bio computer is secreting acid because it has the equivalent of:
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A broken heart
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Hurt feelings
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Buyer's remorse
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An ulcer
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"Truth and Consequence": Veridian ends up in hot water when it's discovered that ________ it developed occasionally attracts __________ when used by people:
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Super glue / heat-seeking missiles
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Motor oil / tornadoes
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Perfume / hornets
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Shark repellent / sharks
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"Truth and Consequence": Linda sent an email to Ted warning him about the product in question, but he didn't receive it, as when it was sent he was:
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Picking up Rose from daycare
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Having sex with Veronica
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Attending an Up With Ted rally
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Settling a dispute between Phil and Lem
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"Father, Can You Hair Me?": Veronica's father, head of Veridian rival Digivation, wanted to call a truce with Veronica, because he claimed:
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He was dying
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Their competition hurt the development of both companies and resulted in scores of lives lost
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It was the only way his mother would reconcile with him
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Jesus appeared to him in a marketing report
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"Father, Can You Hair Me?": Ignoring the advice of Lem and Phil, Ted tested the hair growth formula and inadvertently grew hair on:
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Rose
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His car
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His desk
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A large ficus plant
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"Jabberwocky": Lem and Phil are developing unbreakable dinnerware. The first plate they develop weighs 8 pounds. What was wrong with the second?
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It made food taste like feet
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It burst into flames
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It changed the color of any food placed on it to black
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It made anyone who used it scream uncontrollably
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"Jabberwocky": Ted created the fiction of the Jabberwocky project to hide the fact that he had given Linda money:
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To create a roof garden
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To keep her from broadcasting the details of their affair
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To redo the women's restroom
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To build a daycare center for the company in the parking garage
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"Jabberwocky": Everything turned out by the end of the episode, save one poor animal of this species, which was driven mad by its bioluminescence:
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Bat
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Worm
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Squirrel
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Panther
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"Secrets and Lives": Veronica's magician boyfriend is named:
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Frodo
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Gandalf
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Nazgul
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Mordor
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"Secrets and Lives": Unable to channel her stress through her magic act, Veronica spends the bulk of the episode:
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Firing Linda
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Slapping people
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Razing Tibetan villages to make room for condos
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Coming to work with her hair down, with no makeup, and wearing a sweat suit
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"Secrets and Lives": Who or what the heck is a Byron McNurtney?
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A sexual position that Linda ill-advisedly tries with her boyfriend Don
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He is the CEO of Veridian Dynamics
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A bully who picks on Rose at school
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Phil's confidence-endowed doppelganger
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