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When does the opening scene of the film take place?
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3 million years ago on Cybertron
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17,000 years ago at a caveman encampment on Earth
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1897 in the Arctic Circle of Earth
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6 weeks ago at a pyramid in Egypt
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2.
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Mudflap and Skids collectively transform into an ice cream truck that has this catchphrase on its side:
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Choco Taco Gestapo!
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I don't scream, you scream, Starscream!
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Strawberry Beefcake!
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Suck my popsicle!
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3.
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How many different vehicles comprise the Arcee motorcyle deployment unit?
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2
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3
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7
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13
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4.
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Optimus Prime executes another robot by shooting him in the head. Who is the victim of this shocking demonstration of judicial abuse?
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Demolishor
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Sideways
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Starscream
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Wheelie (Seriously, there is a robot named Wheelie in this film.)
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5.
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What is the big event at the Witwicky household at the start of the film?
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Casa De Witwicky is up for sale due to some recent robot-related remodeling.
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Sam is heading to college, one with very low admission standards, obviously.
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Sam just became a man, thanks to Megan Fox, whose mission in life seems to be making the concept of virginity extinct.
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Humping dogs. What is it with Michael Bay and his obsession with humping dogs?
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6.
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What is the first thing Mikaela (Megan Fox) says to Sam Witwicky (son of Indiana Jones)?
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I like sex. And female strippers. And having sex with female strippers. No, this is not a desperate cry for attention. Why would you say that?
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I'm breaking up with you, Sam.
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I've gone a full 8 hours without sex. I've got the shakes.
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Does Mikaela actually talk in this movie? I thought the camera just leered at her for 2 1/2 hours.
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7.
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What does Sam find hanging from his jacket?
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The same stuff that got the actor playing Sam in trouble at a drug store.
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The bracelet he had meant to give Mikaela on their last date.
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A bit of the All-Spark. Ancient technology is resistant to anti-cling fabric softener, apparently.
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Used condom wrapper from the last random biker Mikaela jumped.
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8.
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Which Transformer is hiding in the Witwicky's garage?
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Bumblebee
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Long Haul
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Mix Master
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Ratchet
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9.
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Mikaela is pressuring Sam into something. What is it?
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Let's just say it's illegal in most states. Also, lube is key.
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She wants him to take Bumblebee with him to campus.
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She wants him to make an honest woman of her, which is a herculean task.
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She wants him to say that he loves her while The Fray plays in the background. Aww, Michael Bay is such a honeydripper.
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10.
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Who takes a prisoner of war in the film, locking them away to prevent further attacks?
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Mikaela
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Optimus Prime
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Starscream
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The Fallen
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The odds are about 7 trillion to one against this. Then again, it's a movie about transforming robots. So... What is the hobby of Sam's randomly assigned college roommate?
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Alien Robot conspiracy theorist
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Mystic Language Rosetta Stone conspiracy theorist
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Shadowy Government Agency conspiracy theorist
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Megan Fox is a Man, Baby conspiracy theorist
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12.
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What is the competing Alien Robot Conspiracy theory guy's pseudonym?
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Binary-Roswell
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Mecha-Mysteries
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Robo-Warrior
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Star-Tricks
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13.
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What does Mama Witwicky buy on campus?
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A very cheap stereo system off the back of a guy's truck.
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A new dog. Bay must have been worried that there wasn't enough dog-humping.
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Answer sheets for all of Sam's tests. He has otherworldly robots for that, Mom.
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Pot brownies, the human equivalent of dog-humping hilarity.
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14.
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At one point in the film, a Decepticon penetrates an Autobot. How is that for the freaky stuff? Specifically, which Decepticon hops a ride inside Bumblebee?
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Alice
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The Doctor
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Grindor
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Mixmaster
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15.
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Just as Sam and Mikaela get done dumping Alice, another Decepticon shows up to show them a good time. What shape does this Transformer take?
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Cab
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Helicopter
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Monorail
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Train
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16.
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The Doctor, not to be confused with a BBC character of the same name, wants something from Sam. What is it?
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Brains (he's a zombie Decepticon!)
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Decepticons have needs and urges, too. That's all I'll say.
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Optimus Prime's address (he should have tried RobotMatch.com)
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Sam's shard of the AllSpark
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17.
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Optimus Prime is in a bad mood when he attempts to rescue Sam and Mikaela. Which Decepticon gets their arm ripped off by our hero?
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Alice
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Megatron
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Starscream
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The Fallen
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18.
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Who kills Optimus Prime?
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Megatron
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Robo-Warrior
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Starscream
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The Fallen
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19.
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Which Transformers pulls a Terrell Owens and takes it upon himself to call a press conference from the Empire State Building?
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Bumblebee
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Megatron
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One-Armed Starscream
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The Fallen
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20.
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In another situation where the odds are about 7 trillion to one against, who is revealed to be Robo-Warrior?
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Glen Whitmann
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Maggie Madsen
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Sergeant Epps
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Seymour Simmons
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21.
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Where is Simmons working these days?
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Bowling alley.
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Family deli.
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Golf caddy.
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Massage Parlor. Yes, ewww.
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22.
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Jetfire, one of the Transformers who has been on Earth since the dawn of mankind, reveals that he...
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can't remember anything on this planet after the discovery of fire.
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once served The Fallen as a Decepticon before becoming an Autobot.
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once served Optimus Prime on Cybertron before becoming a Decepticon.
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wants to be Mikaela's sidekick and hump her leg.
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23.
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All of these Transformers are revived from death at some point during Revenge of the Fallen except:
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Jetfire
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Megatron
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Optimus Prime
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The Fallen
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24.
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In a testament to the failings of the educational systems of North America, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen somehow became the [blank] most successful movie of all time in terms of domestic box office. Weep for our youth.
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third
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seventh
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ninth
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eleventh
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25.
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There is a rather abrupt sequence wherein the group of humans seeking The Matrix of Leadership is haphazardly transported to Egypt. What was the real life cause of this scene?
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Megan Fox had never been to Egypt and campaigned for a location shoot there.
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Michael Bay had never been to Egypt and campaigned for a location shoot there.
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Shia LaBeouf and Isabel Lucas were in a car crash and LaBeouf broke his hand.
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The government of Egypt offered the studio a lucrative tax incentive at the last minute for the film to be shot there.
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26.
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What happens when Sam finds the Matrix of Leadership in the wall?
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It aims a compass at the location of the real Matrix of Leadership.
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It crumbles to dust.
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It revives Optimus Prime.
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It signals Devastator to assemble.
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27.
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Who reveals the location of the Sun Harvester inside the pyramid?
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Devastator
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Megatron
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Robo-Warrior Simmons
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The Fallen
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28.
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Who or what destroys Devastator?
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Jetfire
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Optimus Prime
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Sun Harvester
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U.S. Navy Rail Gun
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29.
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Between the two Transformers movies (the Michael Bay ones), all of the following have been killed then brought back to life except:
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Megatron
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Optimus Prime
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Sam Witwicky
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Starscream
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30.
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What is the secret of the Matrix of Leadership?
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It is not found, it is earned.
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No matter how sucky the movie is, people will watch it if it has shapeshifting robots.
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The person who carries it has the touch. They've got the power. They know that when things get too tough, they've got the touch.
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Michael Bay is no Steven Spielberg.
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