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![]() Bond is on the hunt for Blofeld, and comes across Marie, the last link in the chain. Bond threatens to strangle her with: |
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his hands | |||
his belt | |||
his watch | |||
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her bikini top | ||
2. |
![]() Bond finds Blofeld at a secret plastic surgery clinic. How does he dispatch him? |
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skewering him with a scalpel | |||
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drowning him in boiling mud | ||
punching him into a vat of chemical peel | |||
hooking him up to the liposuction machine | |||
3. |
![]() Meanwhile in South Africa, the highly-camp killers Mr Wint and Mr Kidd murder a diamond-smuggling dentist using a: |
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snake | |||
spider | |||
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scorpion | ||
centipede | |||
4. |
![]() The next link in the diamond smuggling chain, Mrs Whistler, smuggles the diamonds to Amsterdam in: |
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a Holy Bible | ||
golf balls | |||
a chandelier | |||
her hair | |||
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![]() Bond goes undercover as diamond smuggle Peter Franks. Moneypenny sees him off and asks for a diamond… in a ring. Bond asks if she will settle for: |
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chocolates | |||
clogs | |||
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a tulip | ||
a nice Gouda | |||
6. |
![]() This is Tiffany Case. She was named Tiffany because: |
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her father couldn’t afford a ring, so she was the next best thing | |||
her mother always wanted something from Tiffany’s | |||
her brother was called Cartier | |||
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she was born there | ||
7. |
![]() When Bond first arrives at Tiffany Case’s apartment, her hair is: |
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blonde | ||
brunette | |||
red | |||
blue | |||
8. |
![]() Despite first appearances, Tiffany is actually a redhead. What hair colour does Bond prefer? |
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blonde | |||
brunette | |||
red | |||
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provided the collars and cuffs match... | ||
9. |
![]() Franks turns up at Tiffany’s apartment and Bond kills him and switches wallets. Tiffany identifies Franks as Bond thanks to Bond’s: |
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driver’s licence | |||
passport | |||
MI6 identification | |||
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Playboy Club membership card | ||
10. |
![]() Bond smuggles the diamonds into the United States and takes them to a Las Vegas funeral home called: |
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Slumber Inc. | ||
Earthman Funeral Homes | |||
John R. Deady Memorial Chapel | |||
Cemetery Junction | |||
11. |
![]() Wint and Kidd attempt to kill Bond by: |
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burying him alive | |||
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cremating him alive | ||
locking him in a coffin in a mausoleum | |||
hitting him over the head with a shovel | |||
12. |
![]() While playing craps, Bond meets this young lady, who may have been named for her father: |
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Willie Schlongstein | |||
Chubby Johnson | |||
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Plenty O’Toole | ||
Dixie Normous | |||
13. |
![]() Tiffany picks up the diamonds at the Circus Circus Las Vegas by winning at: |
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the water gun range | ||
whack-a-mole | |||
skee-ball | |||
weight-guessing | |||
14. |
![]() Aside from Q, who else wins at the slot machines? |
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Tiffany | |||
Bond | |||
Felix Leiter | |||
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an elephant | ||
15. |
![]() Bond infiltrates a secret laboratory posing as Klaus Hergesheimer, whose job is: |
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in-core fuel management | |||
technical supervisor | |||
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checking radiation shields | ||
hazardous waste treatment | |||
16. |
![]() While escaping from the secret laboratory, Bond interrupts: |
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a germ warfare experiment | |||
a satellite launch | |||
a nuclear detonation | |||
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a fake moon landing | ||
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![]() Bond breaks into the penthouse apartment of billionaire recluse Willard Whyte, only to find two Blofelds. How does he decide which one to kill? |
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the one who taunts him about his wife | |||
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the one the cat likes | ||
the one who tells him about the evil plan | |||
the one who minces the most | |||
18. |
![]() Wint and Kidd continue their incompetent series of assassination attempts against Bond by: |
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locking him in a magician’s dressing room and hoping a tiger eats him | |||
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leaving him unconscious in a pipeline and hoping he doesn’t wake up and crawl out | ||
tossing out of a hotel window and hoping he doesn’t land in a swimming pool | |||
dumping him at a blackjack table and hoping he doesn’t get comped | |||
19. |
![]() Bond finds Willard Whyte is being held by Blofend in Whyte’s summer house, guarded by |
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Bambi and Thumper | ||
Mickey and Minnie | |||
Bugs and Porky | |||
Sylvester and Tweety | |||
20. |
![]() The diamonds have been put on a satellite to create a laser Blofeld uses to start destroying the world’s: |
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great monuments | |||
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nuclear weapons | ||
biggest cities | |||
best restaurants | |||
21. |
![]() The master satellite control tape is hidden inside: |
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World’s Greatest Marches | ||
French Accordion Classics | |||
Ballads of Irish Chivalry | |||
The Magic of Panpipes | |||
22. |
![]() The climactic scene where Bond foils Blofeld’s plans and saves the world takes place on: |
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a nuclear test site | |||
a submarine | |||
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an oil rig | ||
the top floor of the Whyte House | |||
23. |
![]() Bond has switched the satellite master control tape with a fake, and shoves the real one down Tiffany’s bikini bottom. What does she do with it? |
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stomps on it | |||
throws it into the ocean | |||
hands it over to Blofeld | |||
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switches it for the fake one | ||
24. |
![]() Job done and Blofeld (apparently) dead, Bond sails back to England with Tiffany on the Queen Mary. However, Wint and Kidd are disguised as waiters, and try to kill him with: |
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a compressed-air bottle opener | |||
the knife used to carve the lamb | |||
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a bomb hidden inside the dessert | ||
the salmon mousse | |||
25. |
![]() Bonus Question: Which of the following scenes was filmed, but not used in the final cut of Diamonds are Forever? |
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henchmen chasing Bond through a Tom Jones concert | |||
Dean Martin having his golf game interrupted by a car chase | |||
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Sammy Davis Jr. cracking jokes at Bond’s white tuxedo | ||
Bond running through a kitchen, past Elvis Presley making a sandwich | |||