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Romancing the Stone opens with Joan Wilder (Kathleen Turner) finishing her latest romance novel, which is set in:
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the Wild West
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a medieval castle
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Regency-era England
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an Arab sheikhdom
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Joan lives alone, with a cat. The cat’s name is:
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Orpheus
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Lancelot
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Romeo
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Abelard
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3.
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Which is not one of Joan Wilder’s book titles?
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Love’s Wicked Kiss
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The Return of Angelina
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The Ravagers
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A Kiss at Twilight
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4.
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Joan’s brother-in-law has mailed her a map to a secret treasure from which country?
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Mexico
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Colombia
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Peru
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Brazil
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After being put on the wrong bus by evil villain Zolo, Joan comes across adventurer Jack Colton (Michael Douglas), who is looking for:
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gems
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birds
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gold
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drugs
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Jack’s dream is to own:
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a Ferrari
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a sailboat
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a private plane
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the Dallas Cowboys
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On the run from Zolo, Jack and Joan find shelter in a crashed aircraft. What’s news to Jack?
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Jimmy Carter is no longer President
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Charlie’s Angels has been cancelled
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Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker’s father
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the Doobie Brothers broke up
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Jack’s middle name starts with T. What dies he claim it stands for?
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Terrific
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Trustworthy
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Truthful
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Titanic
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Joan and Jack are saved by Juan, an amusing drug lord who is also a big fan of Joan’s work. Juan’s car (the little mule) is called:
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Rafi
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Momo
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Pepe
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Paco
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The treasure map reveals the stone’s location when:
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you hold it over fire
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you get it wet
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you look at it under black light
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you fold it in
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The stone is hidden inside a statue of:
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two lovers
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a heart
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the Virgin Mary
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a rabbit
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The stone is:
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a diamond
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an emerald
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a ruby
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a sapphire
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Jack and Joan have to split up, and Jack is captured by Zolo’s men. Where has he hidden the stone?
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with Joan
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in his shoe
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in his hotel
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in his underpants
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Zolo is dead and Joan has returned to New York, alone, when Jack shows up with a sailboat and they head into the sunset. What type of shoes is he wearing?
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cowboy
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hiking
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combat
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alligator-skin
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At the opening of Jewel of the Nile, Joan is struggling to finish her latest novel. What’s the theme for this one?
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pirate adventure
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Civil War romance
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paranormal love story
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Tudor bodice-ripper
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Joan has come to the Nile to write about the emperor-to-be, Omar. Joan tells him that Jack would never do what without telling her?
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go out
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find someone else
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leave her
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die
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Since we last saw him, Ralph (Danny DeVito) has spent some time in prison. What problem did he not have?
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rabies
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malaria
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diphtheria
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every wacko, drippy, open-sored low-life in the joint wanted to sign on as his proctologist
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Joan meets the Jewel of the Nile, a man named al-Julhara, who is being held prisoner by Omar. What useful item does he carry?
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a walking stick
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a yoghurt sack
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an umbrella
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a towel
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Jack, Joan and al-Julhara escape from the city in:
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a fire truck
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a tank
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a tractor-trailer
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a fighter aircraft
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Meanwhile the Sufis are attacking the city. What type of animal sits on Ralph?
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sheep
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donkey
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horse
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camel
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After escaping from Omar, our heroes come across some Nubians, and their chief’s son develops an attraction to Joan. What does Jack have to beat the chief’s son at to prove he is the most worthy suitor?
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wrestling
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arm-wrestling
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drinking
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rochambeau
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If Ralph wants to become Sufi, he must see with his heart. How is this tested?
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walking on hot coals
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lying on a bed of nails
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remaining calm while having knives thrown at him
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receiving a spanking from all the other Sufis
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Omar dangles Jack and Joan over a well with acid eating away at one rope and rats the other. This scenario, which would only have been dreamed up by a demented psychopath, featured in one of Joan's novels?
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The Savage Secret
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Only a Factory Girl
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A Red, Red Summer Rose
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By Honor Bound
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Omar is defeated, Joan and Jack get married and at the wedding, Ralph receives a jewel-encrusted gift from the Sufis. What is it?
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a cup
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a dagger
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a suit of armour
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a pendant
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25.
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Jack and Joan sail off into the sunset to the tune of what Billy Ocean song?
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When the Going Gets Tough (The Tough Get Going)
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Get Out of My Dreams, Get Into My Car
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Loverboy
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Love Really Hurts Without You
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