1. | Feminists rejoice because the Miss Universe pageant is over for another year. The winner is Miss Venezuela and her win is unique because ________. | ||
She is the first single mother to win. | |||
She refused to wear a swimsuit for religious reasons. | |||
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This is a repeat win for Venezuela, which won in 2008. | ||
She was first runner but the winner was immediately disqualified during the show. | |||
2. | Which "celebrity" of questionable "talent" "performed" during the Miss Universe pageant?1 | ||
Kelly Osbourne | |||
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Heidi Pratt | ||
Britney Spears | |||
Brooke Hogan 1Why yes, our fingers are tired from making air-quotes. |
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3. | One of the creepier pop culture stories of the year came to a tragic close this week when reality show contestant-turn murder suspect-turned fugitive Ryan Jenkins was found dead of apparent suicide in which country? | ||
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Canada | ||
Mexico | |||
UK | |||
Cuba | |||
4. | Is there a man alive who would not dump Jennifer Aniston? No. Jen's latest prospect, Bradley Cooper, has apparently ditched her to start up with which other actress? | ||
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Renee Zellweger | ||
Courtney Cox-Arquette | |||
Mena Suvari | |||
Anglea Lansbury | |||
5. | Hollywood starlets will lead to your total ruination! We learned this week that _________ is the most dangerous celebrity on the web! (only for the reason that searches associated with her lead most often to malware-infected sites) | ||
Miley Cyrus | |||
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Jessica Biel | ||
Katy Perry | |||
Anne Hathaway | |||
6. | Must have been the fake British accent. Which of these unlikely Oscar winners was reported as the star of a Susan Boyle biopic but then officially said that it was just a rumor? | ||
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7. | Because she has "inspired the music business with her success, leadership and new ideas," Billboard has named ______ as its Woman of the Year. | ||
Katy Perry | |||
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Beyonce | ||
Pink | |||
Lady Gaga | |||
8. | A video game subtitled Arkham Asylum was unleashed on the populace this week. Which superhero is at the center of the game? | ||
Superman | |||
Aquaman | |||
Wonder Woman | |||
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Batman | ||
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Batman may or may not have been the answer to the previous question1, but he gave rise this week to a story so unbelievable we couldn't believe it. Before its claim was debunked days later, which unlikely star was named to the role of Catwoman in the next Batman movie? |
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Taylor Swift | |||
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Megan Fox | ||
Fran Drescher | |||
Jessica Alba 1He was! |
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10. | Since it speaks for itself, let's go to the quote: "I’d be out there [doing yardwork], and it would be scorching hot, so I would take off all of my clothes and garden. I’ve never done nudity in a film, ever. I don’t want anybody to take a picture of me naked. But in my own home, in my garden... Ok." Who do you wish was your neighbor? | ||
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Alicia Silverstone | ||
Scarlett Johannson | |||
Natalie Portman | |||
Cameron Diaz | |||
11. | Let the comedic trainwreck commence! This star of a 2009 blockbuster (who is not known for being funny...at all) will host the season premiere of Saturday Night Live. | ||
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Transformers' Megan Fox | ||
Star Trek's Eric Bana | |||
Gran Torino's Clint Eastwood | |||
Fast & Furious' Paul Walker | |||
12. | Here comes the Bouncing Ball of Justice! Ruling in the case of Chris Brown beating (former?) girlfriend Rihanna black and blue, a judge on Tuesday sentenced Chris Brown to five years: | ||
In the Big House | |||
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Probation | ||
With no dessert | |||
Sitting in his room to think about what he's done | |||
13. | It won't up his street cred but singer Patrick Stump was arrested this week on a two-year arrest warrant for driving without a valid license. Stump is the lead singer of what band? | ||
Kings of Leon | |||
Panic at the Disco! | |||
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Fall Out Boy | ||
Stumpelstiltskin | |||
14. | Which down on her luck star (sex tape) was a victim a burglary (sex tape) this week, during which "just things that a certain old friend knew meant a lot to me" (read: sex tape) were taken? | ||
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Lindsay Lohan | ||
Britney Spears | |||
Nicole Richie | |||
Tara Reid | |||
15. | For an online PETA campaign, Martin Short's fictional journalist Jiminy Glick will interview Andy Dick, dressed as which fast food mascot/spokesperson, to discuss the restaurant's slaughter practices. | ||
The King (Burger King) | |||
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Ronald McDonald (McDonald's) | ||
Jack (Jack in the Box) | |||
Colonel Sanders (KFC) | |||
16. | One less person to file unemployment, part 1. Paula Abdul officially landed her first post-American Idol job with VH1's Divas. What professional role will she have on the show? | ||
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Host | ||
Performer | |||
Red Carpet Correspondent | |||
Seat filler (just like on American Idol) | |||
17. | One less person to file unemployment, part 2. Kate Gosselin is a busy woman for reasons that don't have to do with motherhood. She not only sat down for a Larry King interview this week, she landed a temporary guest spot on what show? | ||
Live with Regis and Kelly | |||
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The View | ||
American Idol | |||
Divorce Court | |||
18. | Alright, so Kate isn't going to be on American Idol. Which actor/actress did fill Paula's vacant seat for the show's Dallas auditions this week? | ||
Hugh Jackman | |||
Ed Helms | |||
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Neil Patrick Harris | ||
Ellen DeGeneres | |||
19. | Ay caramba! Unbelievable as it may be, the Imagen award for “positive portrayals of Latinos and Latino culture” was given to which of these productions? | ||
Ugly Betty | |||
Battlestar Galactica | |||
CSI: Miami | |||
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Beverly Hills Chihuahua | ||
20. | Which reality show announced its upcoming cast, which include a mixologist, a t-shirt designer, a rocket scientist, and an oil company owner this week? | ||
The Amazing Race | |||
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Survivor | ||
The Next Iron Chef | |||
The Biggest Loser | |||