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Being big fans of symmetry, we liked Usain Bolt's new world record time in the 200m at the World Championships:
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19.91
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19.19
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20.02
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20.20
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Also at the Worlds, South African Caster Semenya caused controversy with her win in the 800m, because:
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Several athletes observed her doping before the race
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She tripped the lead runner with a few meters to go
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It is widely believed that Semenya is, in fact, a male
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Video tape showed that she left before the starting gun
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Jemele Hill, who somehow remains employed at ESPN, actually advocated (on the air!) that Packers fan do this to Brett Favre when he appears at Lambeau in November:
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Burn him in effigy on the field prior to the game
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Turn their backs whenever he is on the field
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Throw batteries at him
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Assail him with chants of "We got spirit, yes we do...."
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Plaxico Burress may have very well seen his NFL come to an end when he accepted a prison term of this length:
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2 years
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6 months
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5 years
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3 years
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All NFL teams whose head coach did not give a knuckle sandwich to one his assistants, take a step forward. Not so fast, _________....
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Seattle Seahawks
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Kansas City Chiefs
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Arizona Cardinals
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Oakland Raiders
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John Calipari this week became the only coach to have two different Final Four appearances nullified by infraction. Which player on his Memphis team reportedly had someone take his SAT for him?
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Chris Douglas-Roberts
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Derrick Rose
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Shawn Taggart
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Robert Dozier
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Chad Johnson made this unusual contribution to the Bengals' preseason victory over the Patriots:
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Blocked a punt
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Kicked a PAT
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Scored a safety
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Threw for a two-point conversion
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Had the Nationals not signed Stephen Strasburg to a last-minute, 4 year/$15 million contract, the fireballer could have returned to pitch this school where he pitched collegiately:
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San Diego State
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Northwestern
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Arizona State
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Florida
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Having single-handedly torched the Boston Red Sox season (right?), John Smoltz has joined a team in this MLB division:
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AL West
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NL Central
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AL Central
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NL West
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The Miami Dolphins stable of celebrity co-owners continues to grow, as these sisters became stakeholders in the franchise this week:
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Venus & Serena Williams
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Zooey & Emily Deschanel
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Kim & Kourtney Kardashian
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Beyonce & Solange Knowles
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This NBA neer-do-well didn't help his public image this week when he appeared on a TMZ video smoking a joint:
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Darius Miles
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Kwame Brown
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Ron Artest
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Stephon Marbury
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A last-second fumble return for a touchdown decided the game between these two teams:
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Rams and Jets
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Broncos and 49ers
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Jaguars and Dolphins
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Panthers and Giants
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Just when glorious NFL action is set to resume, sports fans became skittish this week at news of a potential lockout which could stop action in which year:
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2015
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2011
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2013
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2018
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This baseball franchise continues to find interesting ways to embarrass itself, as it lost Sunday by hitting into the first game-ending unassisted triple play since 1927:
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Padres
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Nationals
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Orioles
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Mets
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The Cowboys unofficially opened their roughly $5 billion stadium this week, which is swell and all, except that:
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The enormous scoreboard over the middle of the field is low enough that it can be hit by punts
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The Jumbotron displays video backwards
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"Yardage" markers were painted on using meters, not yards
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The field is inlaid with holographic images of Jerry Jones
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Brett Favre's line from his first appearance for the Vikings against the Chiefs was:
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2/20, 1 TD 2 INT
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6/25, 1 INT
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1/4, 4 yards
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He did not play
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Which professional sports league saw its title decided when New Jersey beat Los Angeles this week?
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Women's Professional Soccer
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WNBA
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National Lacross League
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The National Tandem Bull-Riding Circuit
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A movie based on this sporting endeavor absolutely tanked in the theaters over the weekend:
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World Series of Poker
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X-Games
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NASCAR
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Little League Baseball
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You were undoubtedly crestfallen if you had Juan Carlos Osorio in your professional sports coach fantasy league this week. Prior to his resignation, JCO had been a coach in which sport?
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Hockey
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Soccer
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Basketball
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Football
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"You see a Manny Ramirez, you see an A-Rod, you see Jeter ... Guys that I played against and with, these guys you're talking about cannot compare." Which recent baseball Hall of Fame inductee apparently has little love for the current generation of standouts?
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Goose Gossage
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Rickey Henderson
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Jim Rice
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Cal Ripken, Jr.
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