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One fine morning after too much shibbying, Jesse wakes up with what stuck to his face?
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Trivial Pursuit cards
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Boston cream pie
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gummi dinosaurs
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band aids
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Meanwhile Jesse’s best friend Chester is watching a chimpanzee on TV. Name the chimp.
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Hector
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Dave
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Andrew
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Max
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Gene lives with Jesse and Chester, but neither of them seem to know him. Where does Gene live?
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the basement
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the attic
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the couch
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the wardrobe
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4.
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Jesse and Chester find the refrigerator and cupboards are fully stocked with:
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oatmeal
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pudding
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tinned fruit
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instant noodles
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5.
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Jesse and Chester get a call from their twin girlfriends. What phrase do they think is code for ‘sex’?
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extra gift
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sweet candy
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special treats
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erotic pleasure
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On the subject of the twin “girlfriends”, what are their names?:
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Wanda and Wilma
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Linda and Lana
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Mara and Martha
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Katherine and Caitlin
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Jesse and Chester cannot find their car, so they go visit their friend Nelson, who affects speech patterns similar to:
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Foghorn Leghorn
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Snagglepuss
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The Swedish Chef
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Yoda
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8.
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The phrase ‘and then’ encourages Jesse and Chester to order more:
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delicatessen meats
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Chinese food
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Amway products
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cable TV channels
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Jesse and Chester come across the woman who is el fuego of all that is el fuego. Her name is Christie:
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Milf
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Hooter
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Boner
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Sanchez
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10.
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At the Kitty Kat Strip Club, Jesse is offered a super special slippery lap dance. What’s the catch?
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it costs $500
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she kidnaps him
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she’s a guy
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it’s police entrapment
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11.
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The only space nerd cult member whose name does not start with ‘Z’ is
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Jeff
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Dave
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Max
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Brian
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The space nerds, the hot chicks and the totally gay Nordic dudes are very keen on finding:
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the space-time mega-inhibitor
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the continuum transfunctioner
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the dimensional vortex generator
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the subatomic deconstructor
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Fill in the blanks: The continuum transfunctioner is a very _____and _____ device, and its _____ is exceeded only by its _____.
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powerful, mysterious, mystery, power
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beautiful, dangerous, danger, beauty
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secret, horrifying, horror, secrecy
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erotic, sensual, sensuality, eroticism
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Jesse and Chester discover they got tattoos! What do they say?
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Jesse – dude, Chester – dude
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Jesse – sweet, Chester – dude
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Jesse – dude, Chester – sweet
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Jesst – sweet, Chester - sweet
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Stopped at a traffic light, our heroes run into:
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Charo
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Sinbad
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Moby
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Fabio
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Chester’s fake name is Johnny Pottsmoker. What is Jesse’s?
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M.J. Pottsmith
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Smokey McPott
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Potts Spliffman
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Herby Potter
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Jesse and Chester’s car has been taken to the impound lot and sold, to:
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a tow-truck driver
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a Chinese tailor
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an ostrich farmer
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Neil Patrick Harris
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The space nerds’ interstellar jumpsuits are made of:
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bubble wrap
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aluminium foil
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Saran wrap
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cellophane
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At the ostrich farm, Jesse senses something very _______ about this place.
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Belgian
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Austrian
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Canadian
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Alaskan
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20.
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What language did Jesse and Chester learned during their night of stupor?
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Mandarin
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Portuguese
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Swahili
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Japanese
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21.
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The continuum transfunctioner is disguised as:
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Jesse and Chester’s car
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a Rubik’s cube
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jelly beans
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a prize from Captain Stu’s
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22.
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On that fateful night, what score did Jesse and Chester get on hole 18 of Captain Stu’s miniature golf course?
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a hole in one
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a birdie
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par
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a double bogey
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23.
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Chester would never have armed the photon accelerator beam if it weren’t for his addiction to:
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pudding
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Trivial Pursuit
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Animal Planet
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‘medicinal’ marijuana
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24.
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Jesse and Chester get their special treats! What are they?
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keychains that say ‘I love you’
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coffee mugs with the slogan ‘world’s best boyfriend’
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berets with their names stitched on
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matching broken heart necklaces
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25.
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Turns out that Jesse and Chester get another special thank-you for saving the universe! What?
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erotic pleasure
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super-special slippery lapdances
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another year’s supply of pudding
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necklaces for the twins that make their breasts grow bigger
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