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You start to really question a performer's commitment to her craft, when she appears on German TV wearing an outfit made of sewn-together heads of Kermit the Frog dolls: Who do we expect is mainly in this for the attention? |
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Lady GaGa | |||
Katy Perry | |||
Bjork1 | |||
Mariah Carey 1Dear SLW, please don't lump me in with this nutjob. Love, Bjork |
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2. | Following the surprise success earlier in the year of the book Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, we will soon be treated to a similar novel, called Sense and Sensibility and: | ||
Sea Monsters | |||
Cyclopses | |||
Dracula | |||
Man-Eating Werewolves | |||
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Venerable newsman Walter Cronkite died this week. Much of our audience was born after Crokite left the Evening News desk in 1981, so they'd have to rely on relatives or |
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ABC | |||
CBS | |||
NBC | |||
Fox News | |||
4. | If you wanted to catch the latest Lindsay Lohan cinematic opus Labor Pains, you'd have to had tuned in to this network: | ||
ABC Family | |||
Nickelodeon | |||
Disney | |||
Lifetime | |||
5. | Rest in Peace, Frank McCourt, author of the Pulitzer-prize winning: | ||
Angela's Ashes | |||
Angle of Repose | |||
The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay | |||
No Country for Old Men | |||
6. | Temporarily setting aside the usual high standards of class displayed in their programming, VH1 started a new reality show centered around which egomaniac figure this week? | ||
Star Jones | |||
Terrell Owens | |||
Rosie O'Donnell | |||
Jeff Probst | |||
7. | SLW wishes Adam Yauch of the Beastie Boys a speedy, full recovery. This week the band announced that their upcoming tour was canceled and album on hold because Yauch has been diagnosed with cancer. What is his stage name? | ||
Ad-Rock | |||
MCA | |||
Mike D | |||
B-Real | |||
8. | Which canceled animated series will return (yay!) but with all of the major voices for the series recast (boo!)? | ||
King of the Hill | |||
Futurama | |||
Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist | |||
Clone High | |||
9. | Hermoine Granger is following up her time at Hogwarts by attending an Ivy League university but not one of the 'biggies.' OK, it's really actress Emma Watson that will be going to ____ University in the fall. | ||
Cornell | |||
Columbia | |||
Dartmouth | |||
Brown | |||
10. | You all are familiar with Top Chef host Padma Lakshmi, right? Right? We read this week that our girl Padma will be involved in which career-oriented development? | ||
She'll write a tell-all memoir about her marriage to Salman Rushdie | |||
She'll star in a network sitcom | |||
She'll direct an independent film | |||
She'll be a guest judge on the upcoming iteration of American Idol | |||
11. |
Which singer apparently thought it was a good idea to go into a hair salon and say, "Give me the Britney Spears?" |
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Alicia Keys | |||
Solange Knowles | |||
Lil Kim | |||
Ciara | |||
12. | This Burn Notice star got arrested on suspicion of DUI in Miami and said after a field sobriety test, "I really think I'm only borderline and not too drunk....The only mistake I made tonight was drinking Benadryl with three glasses of wine." | ||
Bruce Campbell | |||
Jeffrey Donovan | |||
Gabrielle Anwar | |||
Sharon Gless | |||
13. | Not content to being a successful singer/husband to Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony will become part owner of what professional sports team? | ||
Florida Marlins | |||
San Diego Padres | |||
San Diego Chargers | |||
Miami Dolphins | |||
14. | Katherine Heigl keeps making it *really* difficult to like her. Having come || this close to getting axed from Grey's Anatomy, Kat recounted her first day back to the Grey's set to David Letterman this week. In the interview, she wined that: | ||
That she had to work long hours | |||
That the set lighting as all wrong | |||
The food on the craft services tables was sub-standard | |||
She was constantly photographed from her bad side. | |||
15. | Add Sam Raimi to the list of those who will direct a film based on a video game. The Spider-Man director is attached to a movie based on which title? | ||
Halo | |||
World of Warcraft | |||
Call of Duty | |||
Grand Theft Auto | |||
16. | Which celeb, known for his feistiness, was undoubtedly happy to learn that he will not face charges for drunkenly headbutting someone earlier this year? | ||
Bobby Brown | |||
Russell Crowe | |||
Kiefer Sutherland | |||
Andy Dick | |||
17. | Gidget, a canine mascot for this product, has gone to the great Milkbone factory in the sky, dying at the age of 15: | ||
Target stores | |||
Coke | |||
Adidas | |||
Taco Bell | |||
18. | Which actress appeared on Thursday's So You Think You Can Dance, and added an odd element to the show with a Judy Garland-themed song and dance number? | ||
Katie Holmes | |||
Anne Hathaway | |||
Kate Hudson | |||
Rachel Bilson | |||
19. | Which star is "making improvements," having emerged from a week-long hospitalization during which she was placed under a psychiatric hold? | ||
Mischa Barton | |||
Jodie Sweetin | |||
Demi Lavato | |||
Vanessa Hudgens | |||
20. | Brother1, can you spare a dime? Claiming he owes $2.3 million, which of the Baldwin sibling has declared bankruptcy? | ||
Alec | |||
Stephen | |||
William | |||
Daniel 1No, literally |
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21. | "Certain journalists have written horrible things, and then they've got cancer, or they've had a tumour, or they’ve died. And it's terrible for them, but they’ve done really evil things. I truly believe things come back around." We read the above comments made by this nutjob, and just decided to back away slowly: | ||
Kathy Griffin | |||
Heather Mills | |||
Perez Hilton | |||
Madonna | |||
22. | This bankable star took exceptions to jokes made at his expense during Sunday night's Entourage, and has started a war of words with the series creator: | ||
Michael Cera | |||
Seth Rogen | |||
Justin Long | |||
Matthew McConaughey | |||
23. | Meredith Vieira conducted a prime-time interview with this newsmaker Wednesday night: | ||
Michelle Obama | |||
Susan Boyle | |||
Kate Gosselin | |||
Paris Hilton | |||
24. | Usually not one to be overconcerned with the welfare of his fellow man, which star made news this week by paying for a new vehicle for a film set employee? | ||
Christian Bale | |||
Jack Nicholson | |||
Russell Crowe | |||
Tom Cruise | |||
25. | Connecting the dots to make a celebrity pairing so odd that it has to be true, which famous figure claimed this week that Michael Jackson named his daughter after her? | ||
Courtney Love | |||
Kate Moss | |||
Paris Hilton | |||
Oprah Winfrey | |||