| 1. | In the pre-credit clip, Pam has Dwight run, in order to prove he's faster than Toby. Pam doesn't use a stop-watch to time him, though. What does she use? | ||
| A calculator | |||
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A digital thermometer | ||
| A Gameboy | |||
| Her car remote | |||
| 2. | Dwight gives this advice to Michael regarding the Stamford employees: | ||
| Don't call them by their correct names | |||
| Publicly humiliate them | |||
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Fire one of them on the first day | ||
| Make them engage in a death match to determine which ones can remain employed | |||
| 3. | Who is the first former Stamford employee to arrive at the office? | ||
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Hannah | ||
| Tony | |||
| Martin | |||
| Andy | |||
| 4. | What is the chief physical characteristic of Tony Gardner? | ||
| He's Asian | |||
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He's overweight | ||
| He's very short | |||
| He's bald | |||
| 5. | When she meets him, Karen asks Michael if he is a _______ or a ________. | ||
| Lumberjack / football player | |||
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Robot / martian | ||
| Movie star / politician | |||
| Janitor / waiter | |||
| 6. | Which of the following was not a part of Andy's plan to become the #2 man in the Scranton office? | ||
| Name repetition | |||
| Personality mirroring | |||
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Blatant sucking up | ||
| Never breaking off an handshake | |||
| 7. | Andy and Dwight clash over who reports to whom. Andy has this title: | ||
| Vice Regional Manager | |||
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Regional Director in Charge of Sales | ||
| Supervisor of Sales | |||
| Director Emeritus of Sales | |||
| 8. | The newcomer orientation video Michael shows is called: | ||
| Life in Scranton | |||
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Lazy Scranton | ||
| Hip Hop Scranton Town | |||
| Things to Do in Scranton When You're Dead | |||
| 9. | Jim recalls a similar video he saw on his first day, which contained a take-off of this horror movie: | ||
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The Blair Witch | ||
| The Exorcist | |||
| The Texas Chainsaw Massacre | |||
| Hellraiser | |||
| 10. | Jim urges Karen to record her voice mail message: | ||
| In Pig-Latin | |||
| By using a Bugs Bunny voice | |||
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With a pronounced accent | ||
| Without using any vowels | |||
| 11. | Hannah distracts employees in the office by: | ||
| Singing off key | |||
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Using a breast pump | ||
| Rocking back and forth in her squeaky chair | |||
| Talking incessantly on her phone | |||
| 12. | What is the root of tension between Karen and Phyllis? | ||
| They're assigned to the same client | |||
| Jim keeps looking over at Karen | |||
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Phyllis's perfume | ||
| The length of Karen't skirt | |||
| 13. | During his Integration Celebration, Michael tries to channel which Saturday Night Live sketch? | ||
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Night at the Roxbury | ||
| Wayne's World | |||
| The Church Lady | |||
| Hanz and Franz | |||
| 14. | Michael has the former Stamford employees sit: | ||
| In the warehouse | |||
| Blindfolded | |||
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On a table | ||
| In the hallway | |||
| 15. | Michael unwittingly follows Dwight's advice when he fires1 which Stamford employee? | ||
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Tony | ||
| Hannah | |||
| Martin | |||
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Karen 1Right after he quits |
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