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In the opening moments of the film, a character played by which actor gets randomly - and quite rudely - attacked by a comet?
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James Spader
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Jaye Davidson
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Kurt Russell
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Mili Avital
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Where is the first Stargate discovered?
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Giza, Egypt
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Jerusalem, Israel
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The same place all scientific discoveries are made in movies like this: the moon. Duh.
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Washington, DC
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James Spader's character, Dr. Daniel Jackson, gives an enlightening seminar on the actual builders of the Great Pyramids. What ends this discussion?
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A comet blast hits outside, exposing the first Stargate.
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Catherine bursts in and announces he is needed for the Stargate project
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The crowd determines him insane and all of them leave.
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The historically unprecedented Egyptologists Workers' Rights strike begins.
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4.
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Sweet grandmotherly type Catherine immediately offers Daniel Jackson a job in the taxicab. What kind of job is being discussed?
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Not that kind, you sicko pervert. This is not Taxicab Confessions.
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Chief Engineer of the Stargate Project
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He is being called up to active duty in the military.
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Translation of ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs
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Kurt Russell's character, Colonel Jack O'Neil, is suffering through crippling depression when he is called up to active duty. What is the source of his woes?
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He's married.
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His last military operation had been shut down due to budget cuts.
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His hockey team just got car-rushed by the Russians.
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His six-year-old son accidentally shot himself to death.
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6.
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Dr. Jackson suffers from what affliction?
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Allergies
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Asthma
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Dyslexia
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Total eclipse of the heart
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7.
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When Catherine questions Jack on why he was added to the project, he replies:
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"I guess it's because I look good in uniform."
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"I have eight months until retirement. If I die, they don't have to pay my benefits."
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"I'm here in case you succeed."
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"I'm the plucky comic relief. Can't you tell?"
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The über-smart scientist, Dr. Jackson, explains that a person needs seven points to triangulate an exact position. Six are to determine a destination. What is the seventh?
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Earth
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Stargate
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The point of origin
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The time of origin
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In order for the military team to perform a reconnaissance mission, they need to complete what task which Dr. Jackson claims capable of doing?
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Calculate their location in the constellation.
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Find the marker which allows them to dial home.
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Set the bomb and destroy the Stargate from the other side.
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Seduce the alien girl and teach her how to make love like an Earthling.
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Upon crossing over to the other side of the galaxy, the military team exits the pyramid and sees what visual which confirms they are in a different world?
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Kadeem Hardison.
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Scantily-clad Mili Avital as Sha'uri.
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Some sort of camel/donkey/horse hybrid which promptly drags the science nerd through the desert.
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Three moons in the sky.
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What prevents Dr. Hieroglyphics from initially fulfilling his promise to realign the Stargate and return the crew to Earth?
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His allergies act up due to the hostile foreign atmosphere.
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If you were getting quality alien booty, would you be in a rush to get back to Earth?
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He misinterprets an aspect of the cartouche.
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The tablets are not right by the Stargate as he had anticipated.
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The hardass military hothead, Ferretti, is (almost incomprehensibly) played by what actor who has made a living being nebbish comic relief?
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Andy Dick
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Dave Foley
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French Stewart
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Tony Shaloub
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What is the real reason Jack O'Neil was chosen to lead the mission?
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He's the only person to have been beyond the Stargate.
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General West wanted some alone time with Goldie Hawn
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He's the only decorated officer capable of communicating in hieratic languages.
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He's to blow up the Stargate, becoming collateral damage in the process.
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How does Jackson befriend the locals the first time?
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He has tamed their workbeast, so they worship him as a god.
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He takes Sha'uri into the friendship tent, wherein the linguist teaches her what 'climax' means.
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He gives the religious leader a Fifth Avenue bar.
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He discovers the language of these people is a form of Portuguese.
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When Dr. Daniel draws a figure in the sand, what happens to him?
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He gets attacked by the villagers.
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He is informed that the creature they believe to be Ra is vengeful.
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Sha'uri follows him into the tent and offers him some hot alien slavegirl lovin'.
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The sandstorm hits with full force, blowing his drawing into the wind.
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16.
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In addition to Jaye Davidson, one other Academy Award-nominated actor has a part of the film. Who is it?
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Djimon Hounsou
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James Spader
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Javier Bardem
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Kurt Russell
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17.
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Colonel Jack tries all of the following in communicating with the villagers in order to locate Daniel except:
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Displaying Daniel's jacket
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Giving Fifth Avenue bars to them
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Making clucking sounds like a chicken.
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Making sneezing noises.
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18.
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Why did the evil monster known as Ra ban reading and writing?
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He wanted all his slaves' free time spent mining for the ore which sustains his life.
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It's time his subjects should be spending performing the act of procreation.
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Pointy-headed intellectuals make for overbearing dinner companions.
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Through reading and writing, they might remember the truth about a prior rebellion.
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19.
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How do the Jaffa control the mystical portal they use to move between the higher and lower levels of the pyramid?
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A blue gem in the garish costumes
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Ever been on an elevator? Same deal.
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Ra is the only one who controls the portals
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Telepathy
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20.
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What are Ra's first words to Jack and Daniel?
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Kneel before me, slaves.
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The clothing you wear...I do not recognize it.
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Why did you bring a bomb here?
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You have come here to destroy me.
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During the first meeting with Ra, Jack overwhelms the Jaffa and points a gun at their ruler. Why does he not fire?
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Daniel jumps in front of the blast and is (temporarily) killed.
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He cannot operate the unknown energy weapon.
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His team will be wiped out if he kills Ra.
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Ra's young Jaffa stand in front of him to assure his safety.
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22.
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Why does Ra say he originally chose the human race?
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'The atom. You harnessed its power.'
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'My ship crashed there. My options were limited.'
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'I felt a kindred spirit in them, naïve though they might have been.'
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'Your bodies...so easy to repair.'
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23.
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Ra assigns whom the task of executing Jack?
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Daniel
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'Good Father' Kasuf
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Jaffa Horus
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Skaara
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24.
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When they invade the pyramid and see the bomb, Daniel and Jack make a simultaneous exclamation. What do they say?
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'I've got an idea.'
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'Let's finish this.'
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'Uh-oh.'
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'We are so screwed.'
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25.
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Which of these characters does not die at some point in Stargate?
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Daniel
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Jack
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Sha'uri
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Ra
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