1. | Peter has 30 days to come up with what sum, or else he'll lose Average Joe's? | ||
$10,000 | |||
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$50,000 | ||
$75,000 | |||
$100,000 | |||
2. | Peter and his gang watch an old filmstrip featuring Patches O'Houlihan. What was the name of the boy in the film? | ||
Rex | |||
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Timmy | ||
Little Wally | |||
Scraps | |||
3. | Each of the following is one of the "Five D's" of dodgeball. Which is repeated as the fifth? | ||
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Dodge | ||
Duck | |||
Dip | |||
Dive | |||
4. | In the regional qualifying round, Average Joe's seemingly lost to a troop of Girl Scouts. Why was Average Joe's allowed to advance? | ||
One of the Girl Scouts was a boy | |||
The Girl Scouts used unapproved balls | |||
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One of the Girl Scouts tested positive for steroids | ||
One of the Girl Scouts didn't have a properly signed permission slip | |||
5. | Which of the following was not the name of a member of the Globo Gym dodgeball team? | ||
Laser | |||
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Turbo | ||
Blade | |||
Blazer | |||
6. | What was the name of the Globo Gym team? | ||
Delta Strike Force | |||
The Black Mambas | |||
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The Purple Cobras | ||
Globomaniacs | |||
7. | In his initial training session with Average Joe's, Patches hurls what unusual implement at the fellas?1 | ||
Been can | |||
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Wrench | ||
Hub cap | |||
Log "If you can dodge a ______, you can dodge a ball" |
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8. | According to a Globo Gym slogan, "We're better than you:" | ||
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And we know it | ||
Until you become one of us | |||
And always will be | |||
'Cause you're ugly | |||
9. | Why did White fire Kate? | ||
He found out she was dating Peter | |||
He suspected her of corporate espionage | |||
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So he could date her | ||
She threatened to sue him | |||
10. | What magazine did Gordon (Stephen Root) constantly have with him, and which was the inspiration for playing dodgeball to raise the money for Average Joe's? | ||
Timewaster Weekly | |||
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Obscure Sports Quarterly | ||
Readers' Digest | |||
Unlikely Games Illustrated | |||
11. | What city hosted the International Dodgeball Open? | ||
Bakersfield | |||
Austin | |||
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Las Vegas | ||
Atlantic City | |||
12. | What was the nickname of the television network that televised the Dodgeball Open? | ||
DeathVision | |||
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The Ocho | ||
The Max | |||
Channel Five | |||
13. | Which of the following was not a team featured in the Open, yet which was never actually shown in competition? | ||
MILFs | |||
She-Mullets | |||
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Cops -N- Robbers | ||
Clown Punchers | |||
14. | The Dodgeball Dancers wore outfits of what color? | ||
Yellow | |||
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Pink | ||
Green | |||
Blue | |||
15. | In their first game in the Open, Average Joe's had to wear uniforms originally intended for: | ||
A team of convicts | |||
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A S&M-themed team | ||
A team of lawyers | |||
A team of nudists | |||
16. | Which does not describe a team that either Average Joe's or Globo Gym defeated in the Open? | ||
Poliemen | |||
Lumberjacks | |||
Rappers | |||
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Mimes | ||
17. | In the semi-finals, Average Joe's stared defeat squarely in the face as they were in a 5-on-1 deficit? Who was the lone who single-handedly achieved a fury-fueled victory? | ||
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Gordon | ||
Peter | |||
Steve the Pirate | |||
Kate | |||
18. | Patches met his end as he was crushed by a ton of irony in the form of: | ||
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A "Luck of the Irish" pub sign | ||
A billboard advertising wheelchairs | |||
A truck full of wrenches | |||
A slot machine | |||
19. | What was the amount that White gave Peter to buy out Average Joe's? | ||
$10,000 | |||
$1,000 | |||
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$100,000 | ||
$50,000 | |||
20. | When Owen from Average Joe's sees Fran from Globo Gym, we know it's true love, as this song plays: | ||
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Lady in Red | ||
Unchained Melody | |||
Every Breath You Take | |||
Wonderful Tonight | |||
21. | The two men who call the action at the Open for television have which agricultural names? | ||
Lemon and Apple | |||
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Cotton and Pepper | ||
Barley and Peaches | |||
Sorghum and Melon | |||
22. | Which celebrity does not make a cameo in the film? | ||
Lance Armstrong as himself | |||
William Shatner as the chancellor | |||
David Hassellhoff as the German coach | |||
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David Carradine as Tournament Committee Member #3 | ||
23. | Which Average Joe's member does not participate in the final match against Globo Gym? | ||
Peter | |||
Kate | |||
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Steve the Pirate | ||
Gordon | |||
24. | Peter's victory in the final mano-a-mano face-off against White was all the more unlikely in that: | ||
He had both hands tied behind his back | |||
He kept his back to White the whole time | |||
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He was blindfolded | ||
He never touched his ball | |||
25. | Which surprising (?) revelation was made in the celebration after the final? | ||
Steve the Pirate was actually a pirate | |||
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Kate actually was a lesbian - well, bisexual at any rate | ||
White was actually Peter's father | |||
Average Joe's was actually built over an oil deposit | |||