| 1. | Peter has 30 days to come up with what sum, or else he'll lose Average Joe's? | ||
| $10,000 | |||
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$50,000 | ||
| $75,000 | |||
| $100,000 | |||
| 2. | Peter and his gang watch an old filmstrip featuring Patches O'Houlihan. What was the name of the boy in the film? | ||
| Rex | |||
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Timmy | ||
| Little Wally | |||
| Scraps | |||
| 3. | Each of the following is one of the "Five D's" of dodgeball. Which is repeated as the fifth? | ||
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Dodge | ||
| Duck | |||
| Dip | |||
| Dive | |||
| 4. | In the regional qualifying round, Average Joe's seemingly lost to a troop of Girl Scouts. Why was Average Joe's allowed to advance? | ||
| One of the Girl Scouts was a boy | |||
| The Girl Scouts used unapproved balls | |||
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One of the Girl Scouts tested positive for steroids | ||
| One of the Girl Scouts didn't have a properly signed permission slip | |||
| 5. | Which of the following was not the name of a member of the Globo Gym dodgeball team? | ||
| Laser | |||
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Turbo | ||
| Blade | |||
| Blazer | |||
| 6. | What was the name of the Globo Gym team? | ||
| Delta Strike Force | |||
| The Black Mambas | |||
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The Purple Cobras | ||
| Globomaniacs | |||
| 7. | In his initial training session with Average Joe's, Patches hurls what unusual implement at the fellas?1 | ||
| Been can | |||
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Wrench | ||
| Hub cap | |||
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Log "If you can dodge a ______, you can dodge a ball" |
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| 8. | According to a Globo Gym slogan, "We're better than you:" | ||
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And we know it | ||
| Until you become one of us | |||
| And always will be | |||
| 'Cause you're ugly | |||
| 9. | Why did White fire Kate? | ||
| He found out she was dating Peter | |||
| He suspected her of corporate espionage | |||
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So he could date her | ||
| She threatened to sue him | |||
| 10. | What magazine did Gordon (Stephen Root) constantly have with him, and which was the inspiration for playing dodgeball to raise the money for Average Joe's? | ||
| Timewaster Weekly | |||
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Obscure Sports Quarterly | ||
| Readers' Digest | |||
| Unlikely Games Illustrated | |||
| 11. | What city hosted the International Dodgeball Open? | ||
| Bakersfield | |||
| Austin | |||
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Las Vegas | ||
| Atlantic City | |||
| 12. | What was the nickname of the television network that televised the Dodgeball Open? | ||
| DeathVision | |||
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The Ocho | ||
| The Max | |||
| Channel Five | |||
| 13. | Which of the following was not a team featured in the Open, yet which was never actually shown in competition? | ||
| MILFs | |||
| She-Mullets | |||
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Cops -N- Robbers | ||
| Clown Punchers | |||
| 14. | The Dodgeball Dancers wore outfits of what color? | ||
| Yellow | |||
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Pink | ||
| Green | |||
| Blue | |||
| 15. | In their first game in the Open, Average Joe's had to wear uniforms originally intended for: | ||
| A team of convicts | |||
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A S&M-themed team | ||
| A team of lawyers | |||
| A team of nudists | |||
| 16. | Which does not describe a team that either Average Joe's or Globo Gym defeated in the Open? | ||
| Poliemen | |||
| Lumberjacks | |||
| Rappers | |||
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Mimes | ||
| 17. | In the semi-finals, Average Joe's stared defeat squarely in the face as they were in a 5-on-1 deficit? Who was the lone who single-handedly achieved a fury-fueled victory? | ||
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Gordon | ||
| Peter | |||
| Steve the Pirate | |||
| Kate | |||
| 18. | Patches met his end as he was crushed by a ton of irony in the form of: | ||
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A "Luck of the Irish" pub sign | ||
| A billboard advertising wheelchairs | |||
| A truck full of wrenches | |||
| A slot machine | |||
| 19. | What was the amount that White gave Peter to buy out Average Joe's? | ||
| $10,000 | |||
| $1,000 | |||
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$100,000 | ||
| $50,000 | |||
| 20. | When Owen from Average Joe's sees Fran from Globo Gym, we know it's true love, as this song plays: | ||
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Lady in Red | ||
| Unchained Melody | |||
| Every Breath You Take | |||
| Wonderful Tonight | |||
| 21. | The two men who call the action at the Open for television have which agricultural names? | ||
| Lemon and Apple | |||
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Cotton and Pepper | ||
| Barley and Peaches | |||
| Sorghum and Melon | |||
| 22. | Which celebrity does not make a cameo in the film? | ||
| Lance Armstrong as himself | |||
| William Shatner as the chancellor | |||
| David Hassellhoff as the German coach | |||
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David Carradine as Tournament Committee Member #3 | ||
| 23. | Which Average Joe's member does not participate in the final match against Globo Gym? | ||
| Peter | |||
| Kate | |||
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Steve the Pirate | ||
| Gordon | |||
| 24. | Peter's victory in the final mano-a-mano face-off against White was all the more unlikely in that: | ||
| He had both hands tied behind his back | |||
| He kept his back to White the whole time | |||
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He was blindfolded | ||
| He never touched his ball | |||
| 25. | Which surprising (?) revelation was made in the celebration after the final? | ||
| Steve the Pirate was actually a pirate | |||
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Kate actually was a lesbian - well, bisexual at any rate | ||
| White was actually Peter's father | |||
| Average Joe's was actually built over an oil deposit | |||