Derek Zoolander first noticed he was ridiculously good-looking in the second grade, when he caught sight of his reflection in:
|a funhouse mirror|
|a suit of armour|
Derek's best known look is:
It's VH Fashion Awards night and Derek's arch-rival Hansel arrives on:
At the Fashion Awards, who receives the slashie for best actor-slash-model?
|Antonio Sabato Jr|
A lot of people said winning four Male Model of the Year Awards in a row couldn't happen - and it didn't. Who presents the award?
Derek wears a onesie, decorated with
Derek is depressed after losing the award and starts to wonder if there is more to life than being really, really good-looking. What kind of frappucino can help Derek sort through these important issues?
|mint pumpkin spice|
Derek's roommates Brint, Meekus and Rufus die in:
|a chance towel-whipping disaster|
|a fluke Chinese fire drill calamity|
|a tragic pantsing mishap|
|a freak gasoline fight accident|
How does Derek pronounce the word 'eulogy'?
Derek has one major failing as a male model:
|he has four per cent body fat|
|he has two names|
|he is actually Canadian|
|he can't turn left|
Derek decides to return to his family, who are all:
What physical feature does Derek most obviously share with the rest of his family?
|a bone structure to die for|
|a steely gaze|
According to Derek's manager Maury, with a push-up bra Matilda could have:
|a nice rack of lamb going on|
|a couple of firm, juicy pork balls happening|
|some round chicken dumplings working for her|
|some spicy meatballs down there|
Mugatu's new fashion line is called:
At a very exclusive day spa, Derek is brainwashed to kill the Prime Minister of:
Matilda tells Derek he's been missing for a week, but Derek insists that can't be true because he was at a day spa. How does Derek spell day?
Hansel's advice to Derek: "Listen to your friend ____________, he's a cool dude."
The walk-off between Derek and Hansel is adjudicated by:
J.B. Pruitt, fashion conspiracy investigator (David Duchovny), was once the world's greatest:
According to Pruitt, there is a long history of model assassins. Which assassin was the original model-slash-actor?
|John Wilkes Booth|
|Marcus Junius Brutus|
|Lee Harvey Oswald|
Matilda was the fat kid in school and she became bulimic. Derek thinks this means:
|she grew a tail|
|she can become invisible|
|she lights fires|
|she can read minds|
Derek first realised he could spend the rest of his life with Matilda when:
|she Dere-licked his balls|
|she was getting it on with that Claymation dude|
|she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesman|
|she was pleasuring the Dalai Lama guy with her mouth|
Matilda's investigations reveal that Mugatu got his start in the fashion industry by inventing:
|the slap bracelet|
|the piano key necktie|
The trigger for Derek to kill the Prime Minister is:
|'Whip It', by Devo|
|'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood|
|"Never Can Say Goodbye' by The Communards|
|"What I Like About You" by The Romantics|
Derek saves the day and retires from modelling to open The Derek Zoolander School for Kids:
|Who Aren't Really Really Good-Looking but Still Want to be Popular|
|Who Want to Learn to Model and Break-Dance Fight|
|Who Want To Do Something Meaningful with Their Lives, Like Helping People|
|Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Do Other Stuff Good Too|