| 1. | First I'm gonna use you as a human shield, then I'm gonna kill this guard over there, with the Patterson trocar on the table. Then I was thinking about breaking your neck. | ||
| Die Hard | |||
|
|
True Lies | ||
| Last Action Hero | |||
| Hard to Kill | |||
| 2. | You take care of me, Simon. You've always taken care of me. My turn. | ||
| E.T. | |||
| Go! | |||
|
|
Serenity | ||
| Simon Birch | |||
| 3. | How about if I wait six weeks to call. I could tell her I found her number while I was cleaning out my wallet, I can't remember where we met. | ||
| Forgetting Sarah Marshall | |||
| Annie Hall | |||
| Four Weddings and a Funeral | |||
|
|
Swingers | ||
| 4. | There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim. | ||
| Hotel for Dogs | |||
|
|
A Clockwork Orange | ||
| Butterfield 8 | |||
| Swordfish | |||
| 5. | If they can dye the river green today, why can't they dye it blue the other 364 days of the year? | ||
| Mystic River | |||
|
|
The Fugitive | ||
| Simon Birch | |||
| Leprechaun | |||
| 6. | I'm your huckleberry. | ||
| Silverado | |||
| Unforgiven | |||
| The Outlaw Josey Wales | |||
|
|
Tombstone | ||
| 7. | Wait, what is that anyway, something like 36? Does that INCLUDE me? | ||
| Cheaper By the Dozen | |||
| Saturday Night Fever | |||
|
|
Clerks | ||
| Fanboys | |||
| 8. | Earnest Hemingway wrote,'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.'...I agree with the second part. | ||
| A River Runs Through It | |||
| Saving Private Ryan | |||
| The Princess Bride | |||
|
|
Se7en | ||
| 9. | Forth, and fear no darkness! Arise! Arise, Riders of Theoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered! | ||
| The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers | |||
|
|
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King | ||
| The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring | |||
| Fanboys | |||
| 10. | That's a negative, Ghost Rider. The pattern is full. | ||
| Ghost Rider | |||
| Hot Shots! | |||
| Planes, Trains and Automobiles | |||
|
|
Top Gun | ||
| 11. | If he dies, he dies. | ||
| John Q | |||
| Cliffhanger | |||
| Casino Royale | |||
|
|
Rocky IV | ||
| 12. | By Grabthar's Hammer, by the Sons of Warvan, you shall be avenged. | ||
|
|
Galaxy Quest | ||
| Red Sonja | |||
| Conan the Barbarian | |||
| Highlander II: The Quickening | |||
| 13. | I know all the guys that you'd hire to come after me, and they like me better than you. | ||
| Hero | |||
| Gone in Sixty Seconds | |||
|
|
Ocean's 13 | ||
| Heat | |||
| 14. | Mr. President, you've got bigger problems than losing me. You just lost my vote. | ||
| Dr. Strangelove or: How I l Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb | |||
| Dave | |||
| Mars Attacks | |||
|
|
The American President | ||
| 15. | Stop that health inspector! | ||
| Waiting | |||
| No Reservations | |||
| Super Size Me | |||
|
|
Ratatouille | ||
| 16. | I am the player to be named later. | ||
|
|
Bull Durham | ||
| BASEketball | |||
| The Replacements | |||
| The Benchwarmers | |||
| 17. |
"I'm a man." "Well, nobody's perfect." |
||
| Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery | |||
|
|
Some Like It Hot | ||
| Gigli | |||
| Chasing Amy | |||
| 18. | Double bacon cheeseburger. It's for a cop. | ||
| Paul Blart: Mall Cop | |||
| Observe and Report | |||
|
|
Super Troopers | ||
| Tango and Cash | |||
| 19. | Are we not in America? Isn't baseball America's favorite pastime? | ||
| Team America: World Police | |||
|
|
For Love of the Game | ||
| The Natural | |||
| The Sandlot | |||
| 20. | I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker. | ||
|
|
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy | ||
| Knocked Up | |||
| Boyz n the Hood | |||
| Girlfight | |||
| 21. | I'm laughing at the "superior intellect". | ||
| A Beautiful Mind | |||
| Akeelah and the Bee | |||
| Mean Girls | |||
|
|
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan | ||
| 22. | Killing my first man was like making love to my first woman. | ||
|
|
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind | ||
| Zodiac | |||
| Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street | |||
| The Dark Knight | |||
| 23. | When I was growing up, they would say you could become cops or criminals. But what I'm saying is this. When you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference? | ||
| Trainspotting | |||
|
|
The Departed | ||
| Dog Day Afternoon | |||
| Gone Baby Gone | |||
| 24. | The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. | ||
|
|
The Usual Suspects | ||
| Angel Heart | |||
| Constantine | |||
| The Devil's Advocate | |||
| 25. | Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals this weapon's only weakness. | ||
| Zathura | |||
| The Last Starfighter | |||
| Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace | |||
|
|
Toy Story | ||