1. | First I'm gonna use you as a human shield, then I'm gonna kill this guard over there, with the Patterson trocar on the table. Then I was thinking about breaking your neck. | ||
Die Hard | |||
True Lies | |||
Last Action Hero | |||
Hard to Kill | |||
2. | You take care of me, Simon. You've always taken care of me. My turn. | ||
E.T. | |||
Go! | |||
Serenity | |||
Simon Birch | |||
3. | How about if I wait six weeks to call. I could tell her I found her number while I was cleaning out my wallet, I can't remember where we met. | ||
Forgetting Sarah Marshall | |||
Annie Hall | |||
Four Weddings and a Funeral | |||
Swingers | |||
4. | There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim. | ||
Hotel for Dogs | |||
A Clockwork Orange | |||
Butterfield 8 | |||
Swordfish | |||
5. | If they can dye the river green today, why can't they dye it blue the other 364 days of the year? | ||
Mystic River | |||
The Fugitive | |||
Simon Birch | |||
Leprechaun | |||
6. | I'm your huckleberry. | ||
Silverado | |||
Unforgiven | |||
The Outlaw Josey Wales | |||
Tombstone | |||
7. | Wait, what is that anyway, something like 36? Does that INCLUDE me? | ||
Cheaper By the Dozen | |||
Saturday Night Fever | |||
Clerks | |||
Fanboys | |||
8. | Earnest Hemingway wrote,'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.'...I agree with the second part. | ||
A River Runs Through It | |||
Saving Private Ryan | |||
The Princess Bride | |||
Se7en | |||
9. | Forth, and fear no darkness! Arise! Arise, Riders of Theoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered! | ||
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers | |||
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King | |||
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring | |||
Fanboys | |||
10. | That's a negative, Ghost Rider. The pattern is full. | ||
Ghost Rider | |||
Hot Shots! | |||
Planes, Trains and Automobiles | |||
Top Gun | |||
11. | If he dies, he dies. | ||
John Q | |||
Cliffhanger | |||
Casino Royale | |||
Rocky IV | |||
12. | By Grabthar's Hammer, by the Sons of Warvan, you shall be avenged. | ||
Galaxy Quest | |||
Red Sonja | |||
Conan the Barbarian | |||
Highlander II: The Quickening | |||
13. | I know all the guys that you'd hire to come after me, and they like me better than you. | ||
Hero | |||
Gone in Sixty Seconds | |||
Ocean's 13 | |||
Heat | |||
14. | Mr. President, you've got bigger problems than losing me. You just lost my vote. | ||
Dr. Strangelove or: How I l Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb | |||
Dave | |||
Mars Attacks | |||
The American President | |||
15. | Stop that health inspector! | ||
Waiting | |||
No Reservations | |||
Super Size Me | |||
Ratatouille | |||
16. | I am the player to be named later. | ||
Bull Durham | |||
BASEketball | |||
The Replacements | |||
The Benchwarmers | |||
17. |
"I'm a man." "Well, nobody's perfect." |
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Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery | |||
Some Like It Hot | |||
Gigli | |||
Chasing Amy | |||
18. | Double bacon cheeseburger. It's for a cop. | ||
Paul Blart: Mall Cop | |||
Observe and Report | |||
Super Troopers | |||
Tango and Cash | |||
19. | Are we not in America? Isn't baseball America's favorite pastime? | ||
Team America: World Police | |||
For Love of the Game | |||
The Natural | |||
The Sandlot | |||
20. | I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker. | ||
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy | |||
Knocked Up | |||
Boyz n the Hood | |||
Girlfight | |||
21. | I'm laughing at the "superior intellect". | ||
A Beautiful Mind | |||
Akeelah and the Bee | |||
Mean Girls | |||
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan | |||
22. | Killing my first man was like making love to my first woman. | ||
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind | |||
Zodiac | |||
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street | |||
The Dark Knight | |||
23. | When I was growing up, they would say you could become cops or criminals. But what I'm saying is this. When you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference? | ||
Trainspotting | |||
The Departed | |||
Dog Day Afternoon | |||
Gone Baby Gone | |||
24. | The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. | ||
The Usual Suspects | |||
Angel Heart | |||
Constantine | |||
The Devil's Advocate | |||
25. | Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals this weapon's only weakness. | ||
Zathura | |||
The Last Starfighter | |||
Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace | |||
Toy Story | |||