| 1. |
Janitor: " Hey buddy, you got a dead cat in there?" Arnie: (After choosing from possible answers) "F*ck you, assh*le." |
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| Total Recall | |||
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The Terminator | ||
| Commando | |||
| End of Days | |||
| 2. | (Arnie singing): "Take out the papers and the trash, or you don't get no spending cash. If you don't scrub that kitchen floor, you ain't gonna rock and roll no more. YakkityYak." | ||
| Junior | |||
| True Lies | |||
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Twins | ||
| Kindergarten Cop | |||
| 3. | "I mean, all I had to do, is drive around the neighborhood, point my finger at a house and say 'the bad guys are in there!'" | ||
| Red Heat | |||
| Eraser | |||
| The Sixth Day | |||
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Last Action Hero | ||
| 4. | (While strangling someone with barb wire): "What a pain in the neck!" | ||
| End of Days | |||
| True Lies | |||
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The Running Man | ||
| Conan the Barbarian | |||
| 5. | "Run! Get to the chopper!" | ||
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Predator | ||
| Commando | |||
| Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines | |||
| Eraser | |||
| 6. | "You're not sending ME to the COOLER!" | ||
| Raw Deal | |||
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Batman & Robin | ||
| Red Heat | |||
| The Sixth Day | |||
| 7. |
Someone else: " What is best in life?" Arnie: "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women." |
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| Red Sonja | |||
| Conan the Destroyer | |||
| Total Recall | |||
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Conan the Barbarian | ||
| 8. |
Arnie : "Yesterday, just scooping the middle out of a honeydew melon gave me a....a 'Steifen.' Someone else: "A what? Oh. That's normal. I get 'em all the time." |
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Junior | ||
| Kindergarten Cop | |||
| Jingle All the Way | |||
| Twins | |||
| 9. | Arnie: "Don't move, you're dead." [takes a photo] | ||
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Eraser | ||
| Commando | |||
| Predator | |||
| End of Days | |||
| 10. | "Based on your pupil dilation, skin temperature, and motor functions, I calculate an 83% probability that you will not pull the trigger." | ||
| Terminator 2: Judgment Day | |||
| The Terminator | |||
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Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines | ||
| Raw Deal | |||
| 11. | "When I told you screw yourself, I didn't mean for you to take it literally." | ||
| Red Heat | |||
| True Lies | |||
| The Running Man | |||
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The Sixth Day | ||
| 12. |
Arnie : "I have a headache." Someone else: "It might be a tumor." Arnie: "It's not a tumor!" |
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| Jingle All the Way | |||
| Junior | |||
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Kindergarten Cop | ||
| End of Days | |||
| 13. | "See you at the party, Richter!" | ||
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Total Recall | ||
| Last Action Hero | |||
| Eraser | |||
| Batman & Robin | |||
| 14. |
Arnie: "First I'm gonna use you as a human shield, then I'm gonna kill this guard over there, with the Patterson trocar on the table. Then I was thinking about breaking your neck." Someone else:"And how are you going to do all that?" Arnie: "You know my handcuffs?" Someone else: "Hmm..." Arnie: [hold his hands up] "I picked them." |
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| Raw Deal | |||
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True Lies | ||
| Predator | |||
| Red Heat | |||
| 15. |
Someone else: "Here's twenty dollars to get some beers in Val Verde. It'll give us all a little more time with your daughter." Arnie: "You're a funny man, Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last." |
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| Twins | |||
| The Terminator | |||
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Commando | ||
| Raw deal | |||
| 16. |
Someone else: "Do you believe in God? " Arnie: "Maybe once, not anymore." Someone else: "What happened?" Arnie: "We had a difference of opinion. I thought my wife and daughter should live. He felt otherwise." |
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| Eraser | |||
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End of Days | ||
| The Sixth Day | |||
| The Running Man | |||
| 17. | "I'm not a pervert! I was just looking for a Turbo Man doll!" | ||
| Kindergarten Cop | |||
| Junior | |||
| Batman & Robin | |||
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Jingle All the Way | ||
| 18. |
[watch alarm goes off] Someone else: "What's that?" Arnie:" My watch. It's on Moscow time." Someone else: "Time to pick up Pokey?" Arnie: "Time to feed parakeet." Someone else: "What's that, Russian for 'jerking off'?" |
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Red Heat | ||
| Raw Deal | |||
| Eraser | |||
| Total Recall | |||
| 19. | "I need a vacation." | ||
| Predator | |||
| True Lies | |||
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Terminator 2: Judgment Day | ||
| Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines | |||
| 20. | Final one: In which movie did Arnie say his signature line: "I'll be back"? | ||
| The Running Man | |||
| Terminator 2: Judgment Day | |||
| Last Action Hero | |||
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All of the above | ||