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"Pilot": Leslie tries to forcibly remove a drunk from the playground using a(n) _____.
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Broom
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Iron
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Child
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Stick
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"Pilot": What prompts Ann to take action against the huge pit in the ground on Sullivan Street?
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She thinks it's ugly
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She wants a school built there
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She says it attracts a lot of homeless people
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Her boyfriend fell in and broke both his legs
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"Pilot": Who said it? "I’m from Bennetsville, South Carolina. I’m what you might call a redneck."
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Leslie
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Ann
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Tom
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Mark
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"Pilot": Whose political influence helps Leslie get her parks department exploratory subcommittee approved by Ron?
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Tom
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Mark
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April
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Chris
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5.
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"Canvassing": Tom creates a jingle (and then sings it!) for which contractor?
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Sod
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Fencing
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Cement
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Monkey Bars
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"Canvassing": Leslie gets anxious when her _____ shows up for her public forum.
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Mother
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Father
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Sister
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Brother
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"Canvassing": Who said it? "Are you going to commit to coming to this meeting tomorrow or are you going to be a bitch?"
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Leslie
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Tom
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Mark
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Ann
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8.
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"Canvassing": Leslie attempts to filibuster her own forum by reading from this book.
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Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret
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Cheaper By the Dozen
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A Wrinkle in Time
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The Phantom Tollbooth
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"The Reporter": Ron gets in a fight with Tom over what game?
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Monopoly
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Chess
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Scrabble
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Connect Four
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"The Reporter": Leslie pretends to have fallen ill because of what food?
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Corn
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Easter eggs
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Beans
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A burrito
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"The Reporter": Finish Leslie's line. "Tom Haverford. Boy genius. Smooth like...
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...milk chocolate."
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...a baby's bottom."
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...silk."
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...something smooth."
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"Boys' Club": Who said it? "Uh, yeah. Because parties usually get started when you run out of booze."
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Ron
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Tom
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Andy
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Mark
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"Boys' Club": Who gets Leslie in trouble by posting a boozing video on the Sullivan Street Pit's official Web site?
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April
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Ron
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Mark
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Tom
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"Boys' Club": What causes Ann to become so elated with her boyfriend, Andy?
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He no longer has broken legs
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He got a new job
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He cleaned up the house
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He brushed his teeth
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"The Banquet": Who's the iron BLEEEEEEEEP of Pawnee?
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Leslie
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Ron
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Tom
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Marlene
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"The Banquet": Leslie's new do is nicknamed the _____ by her barber.
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Turtle
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Mayor
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Beaver
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Squirrel
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"The Banquet": Finish Tom's line. "My name is Abraham Lincoln. I'm the President of the United States. But I'm going to be honest with you...
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...I'm tired of this job."
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...I don't like France."
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...I have no clue what I'm doing."
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...I'm drunk."
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"Rock Show": In reference to her boyfriend, Ann says, "He's been writing all these songs about things that are physically near him." What's the next thing Andy says?
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Sandwich
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Ham
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Turkey
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Lamp!
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19.
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"Rock Show": By the end of the episode, Andy's band is officially named _____.
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Scarecrow Boat
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Just the Tip
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Mouse Rat
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Threeskin
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20.
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"Rock Show": A character falls into the pit and appears seriously injured. Who?
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Tom
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Mark
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Ron
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Andy (again)
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