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While Bond is busy "on assignment", a Moonraker is stolen while being transported from the United States to Britain. What is a Moonraker? |
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a satellite | |||
a submarine | |||
a nuclear missile | |||
a space shuttle | |||
2. |
Bond is called in to investigate the Moonraker's disappearance. What excuse does he give Moneypenny for being late? |
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He skied over a cliff | |||
He fell out of a cable car and down a mountain | |||
He fell out of an airplane without a parachute | |||
He fell out of your dreams and into your car | |||
3. |
Ooops! In the opening sequence, Jaws pulls his rip cord too harshly and plummets to the earth. But he survives by landing on what? |
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a large haystack | |||
a circus tent | |||
a marshmallow factory | |||
a mattress store | |||
4. |
Bond travels to California to meet the maker of the Moonraker, Hugo Drax, who lives in a chateau, transported from France brick by brick. What other piece of French architecture is he said to own? |
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the Louvre | |||
half the Champs-Elysees | |||
the Georges Cinq | |||
the Eiffel Tower | |||
5. |
What does Drax consider to be England's one indisputable contribution to Western civilization? |
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afternoon tea | |||
steak and kidney pie | |||
warm beer | |||
cricket | |||
6. |
What is Bond's first observation of NASA scientist Dr. Goodhead? |
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she's very intelligent | |||
she's very beautiful | |||
she has a very funny name | |||
she's a woman | |||
7. |
Bond takes a centrifuge chamber for a spin. Dr Goodhead says "Come on, Mr Bond. A seventy year old can take three G's". Bond's reply? |
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"Trouble is, there's never a seventy year old around when you need one." | |||
"Oh, I'm used to being strapped in like this." | |||
"I prefer to give rather than receive." | |||
"Funny you should mention that..." | |||
8. |
Bond has a cigarette case/X-ray machine for cracking safes. What other purpose does 007 use it for? |
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seeing if anyone is waiting for him outside Drax's study | |||
seeing if there is anything useful in Drax's desk drawers | |||
seeing Drax's airline tickets to see where he's headed next | |||
seeing through Corinne's nightgown | |||
9. |
After Bond leaves Drax's chateau, Drax has Corinne killed by... |
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having one of his fellow grouse-hunters shoot her | |||
setting his Dobermans on her | |||
asking Jaws to put the bite on her | |||
setting off a bomb in her helicopter | |||
10. |
Bond travels to Venice on a lead. In Venice, Bond is equipped with a gondola that... |
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can submerge for short periods | |||
launches torpedoes | |||
converts into a hovercraft | |||
he uses to cruise chicks | |||
11. |
Bond uncovers a secret laboratory in Drax's Venetian glass factory. The entry keypad chimes a set of notes made famous by: |
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Star Wars | |||
Close Encounters of the Third Kind | |||
the Godfather | |||
the James Bond movies | |||
12. |
After Bond is done snooping around the glass factory, Chang attacks him with: |
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throwing stars | |||
a samurai sword | |||
a wooden kendo sword | |||
nunchaku | |||
13. |
Chang is killed after Bond throws him: |
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off the top of the Campanile | |||
off the roof of San Marco Basilica | |||
over the railing of the Rialto Bridge | |||
through the clock on St Mark's clocktower | |||
14. |
Bond runs into Dr. Goodhead in Venice and later drops by her hotel room uninvited. When he sees she has a bottle of Bollinger on ice, he says: |
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"I trust the champagne is as chilled as your welcome." | |||
"Waiting for company?" | |||
"Do you want me to pop the cork? | |||
"If it's a '69 you were expecting me." | |||
15. |
Bond follows another lead, this time to Rio de Janeiro. What pick up line does he (successfully) use within five minutes of arriving at his hotel? |
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"Why don't you show me the Sugar Loaf?" | |||
"Tall and tanned and young and lovely, I see." | |||
"How do you kill five hours in Rio if you don't samba?" | |||
"There's a carnival in my pants, and you're invited." | |||
16. |
Jaws' plan to kill Bond and Dr. Goodhead on the Sugar Loaf mountain cable car fails. But on the bright side: |
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he's never smelled better | |||
he is noticed by a film director and starts an acting career | |||
he meets the girl of his dreams and falls in love | |||
he saves a bunch of money on his car insurance | |||
17. |
Dr. Goodhead is captured and Bond goes to MI6's Brazilian headquarters, which is located inside: |
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a banana warehouse | |||
a monastery | |||
a coffee plantation | |||
the statue of Cristo Redentor on Corcovado | |||
18. |
Q's Latin American-themed workshop does not include which of the following experimental weapons? |
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exploding bolas | |||
laser guns | |||
bikini garotte | |||
a model of a napping sombrero-wearing man that splits apart to reveal a Gatling gun | |||
19. |
Bond defies another attempt by Drax to plan an amusing death for him. Drax: "Why did you break off the encounter with my pet python?" Bond: |
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"Oh, she was fine for a quick squeeze." | |||
"She thought she had me wrapped around her little finger." | |||
"I discovered he had a crush on me." | |||
"I thought it was a trouser snake." | |||
20. |
The launch site for Moonrakers Five and Six is hidden: |
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inside a dormant volcano | |||
behind a waterfall | |||
under Drax's chateau | |||
in a ruined, ancient city | |||
21. |
Bond and Dr. Goodhead arrive at Drax's space station to discover he plans to kill everyone on Earth using nerve gas derived from: |
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lizards | |||
orchids | |||
spiders | |||
trees | |||
22. |
In addition to metal teeth, it is also implied that Jaws has a metal: |
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stomach | |||
skull | |||
heart | |||
crotch | |||
23. |
Drax is killed and as the space station starts to explode, Jaws reveals he can speak! What's his one line for the movie? |
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"Oh, no." | |||
"Bond - thanks for everything." | |||
"Well, here's to us." | |||
"Oh, James!" | |||
24. |
Bond and Dr. Goodhead destroy the nerve gas globes, and find their post-world-saving activities rudely interrupted. Minister of Defence: "My God, what's Bond doing?" Q's reply? |
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"We have liftoff, sir." | |||
"I believe it's an experiment NASA asked him to try." | |||
"I think he's attempting re-entry." | |||
"At least 5 G's, I should say." | |||
25. |
Bonus Question: In Ian Fleming's novel Moonraker, all the scientists working at Drax's facility must comply with what curious requirement? |
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they must wear face-masks at all times | |||
they must answer to numbers, not to their own names | |||
they must shave their heads and grow different types of moustaches | |||
they may not wear anything underneath their lab coats | |||