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"Pilot": The series opens in the future, with Ted (voiced by Bob Saget) forcing his kids to learn how he met their mother. In what year does this dialogue occur?
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2020
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2025
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2030
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2035
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"Pilot": For about half of the episode, Lily wears a patch over her left eye. What hit her in the face?
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A cork
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A stapler
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A baseball
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A cucumber
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"Pilot": Ted brings an instrument with him to Robin's house after his friends demand that he kiss her before the night is through. What color is the instrument?
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Red
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Blue
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Green
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Black
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4.
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"Pilot": Ted has an interesting theory about couples that involves what food?
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Lemons
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Cashews
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Grapes
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Olives
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"Purple Giraffe": Ted casually asks Robin out on a date by inviting her to a party he's throwing that night. Where does he ask her? (Hint: it's the same place where she's filming a news story about a kid stuck in a toy machine).
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A playground
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A school
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A convenience store
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A Chuck E. Cheese's
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6.
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"Purple Giraffe": Robin fails to show up to Ted's party. How many more does he end up throwing for her?
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1
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2
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3
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4
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"Purple Giraffe": Marshall complains that Ted is throwing too many parties because he has a paper to write. In the end, he ends up with a B-. How many pages?
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10
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15
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20
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25
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8.
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"Sweet Taste of Liberty": Barney forces Ted to unexpectedly board an airplane with him so they can flirt with two girls they met at the airport. What Pennsylvania city are they flying to?
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Philadelphia
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Pittsburgh
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Harrisburg
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State College
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"Sweet Taste of Liberty": While on the plane, Barney and Ted start talking to the two girls. Unfortunately for the guys, they can't date the girls. Why?
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They don't live in New York
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They're already taken
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They aren't attracted to Barney and Ted
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They're lesbians
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"Sweet Taste of Liberty": By the end of the night, Barney wants him and Ted to lick what Philadelphia landmark?
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The LOVE sculpture
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The Liberty Bell
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The Tomb of the Unknown Soldier
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The United States Mint
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"Return of the Shirt": Ted rediscovers an old shirt of his and begins dating a girl from his past -- Natalie. They previously ended things after Ted broke up with her. How?
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Face-to-face
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Over e-mail
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Over a text
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Over her answering machine
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"Return of the Shirt": What's the "Stairway to Heaven" of break up lines?
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"I'm not ready for a commitment"
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You're not the one"
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"It's not you, it's me"
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"You look fat in those jeans"
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"Return of the Shirt": Throughout the episode, Barney encourages Robin to say and do things while she reports the news. For $1,000, what dance does he want her to do?
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The electric slide
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The twist
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The Ickey Shuffle
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The moonwalk
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"Okay Awesome": Due to her being a news reporter, Robin gets the gang an exclusive entrance into what club?
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Okay
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Awesome
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Cool
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Whatever
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"Okay Awesome": In an effort to grow up a little, Lily decides she and Marshall shouldn't go. Instead, they host what type of party?
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Ballroom dancing
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Scrabble
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Wine tasting
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Fondu
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"Okay Awesome": At the club, Barney ends up grinding with a girl he probably shouldn't. Who?
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His sister
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His cousin
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His mom
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Robin
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"Slutty Pumpkin": Four years ago, Ted fell in love with a woman on Halloween wearing a slutty pumpkin costume. But he never saw her again because her number was written on this type of candy wrapper. (Hint: it was later lost).
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Twizzlers
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Mars
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M&Ms
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Kit Kat
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"Slutty Pumpkin": In the same night, Barney dresses up in a number of costumes. How many?
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2
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3
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4
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5
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"Slutty Pumpkin": To prove her affection for a guy, Robin is told by Lily to share what food item at the bar?
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Appetizer
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Dinner
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Dessert
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Drinks
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"Matchmaker": In the apartment, Lily and Marshall discover a mutant thing that appears to be a cross between a cockroach and what?
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A mouse
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A rat
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A squirrel
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A turtle
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"Matchmaker": At Love Connections, a company that pairs up two people based on their compatibilities with one another, Ted is ORIGINALLY told there are how many women in New York City that he can potentially marry?
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0
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1
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5
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8
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"Matchmaker": After a full test, Ted finds out that there is a perfect girl in the city for him. Unfortunately, she is already with someone else. Her name is Sarah O'Brien. What's her profession?
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She's an architect
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Sh'e s a lawyer
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She's a doctor
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She's a nurse
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"The Duel": Lily discovers her apartment, which she hasn't visited in three months, has turned into what?
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A fitness center
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A Chinese restaurant
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A nursery
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A hotel room
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"The Duel": What's Lemon Law?
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A bad kiss
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Letting your friend choose where you're going to eat
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A defective automobile
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Giving up on your date in the first five minutes
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"The Duel": During a sword fight with Ted, Marshall accidentally stabs Lily where?
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Above her chest
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Her arm
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Her leg
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Her foot
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"Belly Full of Turkey": It's Thanksgiving, and Marshall and Lily go visit Marshall's family in Minnesota. How many giant-sized siblings does Marshall have?
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1
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2
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3
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4
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"Belly Full of Turkey": What's NOT an ingredient in the Eriksen seven-layer salad?
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Mayonnaise
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Fritos
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Gummy bears
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Chips
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"Belly Full of Turkey": Ted and Robin decide to help out at a soup kitchen. To their surprise, Barney is a prized volunteer there. We later learn Barney must volunteer at the kitchen for being arrested for doing what in public?
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Being intoxicated
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Having sex
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Urinating
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Masturbating
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29.
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"The Pineapple Incident": Ted blacks out after drinking too many shots. How many does he have?
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3
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5
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7
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10
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30.
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"The Pineapple Incident": Ted's been vomit-free since...
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'83
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'93
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'03
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2005
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31.
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"The Pineapple Incident": How does the mysterious pineapple end up in Ted's bedroom?
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Barney put it there
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Trudy put it there
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Ted put it there, but doesn't remember why
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?
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"The Limo": It's New Year's Eve, and nearly the entire episode occurs inside a limo. Who planned the evening?
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Ted
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Barney
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Lily
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Marshall
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33.
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"The Limo": How many parties does the group plan to go to?
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2
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3
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4
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5
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34.
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"The Limo": What Bon Jovi song becomes the theme for the entire evening?
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"Livin' on a Prayer"
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"Wanted Dead or Alive"
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"You Give Love a Bad Name"
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"It's My Life"
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35.
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"The Limo": The group suspects they have a run-in with what popular recording artist?
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Jay-Z
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Moby
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Bono
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Steve Miller
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