| 1. | What happens at the start of this episode? | ||
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A bunch of dead bodies get burned. | ||
| A bunch of people get drunk. | |||
| A bunch of people screw. | |||
| Options 2 and 3 but not 1 | |||
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By way of explanation.....
First, you burn the bodies. THEN you get drunk and screw. |
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| 2. | Which of these is not one of the corpses shown during the sad funeral pyre burning? | ||
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Ghost, Jon's direwolf | ||
| Jorah Mormont | |||
| Lyanna Mormont | |||
| Theon Greyjoy | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Ghost the direwolf seems short an ear, but he's still breathing. |
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| 3. | Someone's due for a promotion! Who gets a new title as Lord of Storm's End? | ||
| Arya Stark, Hero of the Great War | |||
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Gendry Baratheon, no longer a bastard | ||
| Jon Snow, no longer a bastard | |||
| Khaleesi, who looooves taking titles | |||
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By way of explanation.....
"To Lord Gendry Baratheon of Storm's End!" |
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| 4. | Love is in the air! Or maybe it's just hormones. Anyway, who receives a wedding proposal? | ||
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Arya Stark, Known lover of Hallmark movies | ||
| Daenerys Targaryen, Presumed available after Jorah's death | |||
| Euron Greyjoy, the most eligible bachelor of Cersei's navy | |||
| Jon Snow, who reeeeeeeeally loves his aunt | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Arya turns him down because she's not ready to settle down and stop stabbing people. |
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| 5. | Which of these people does NOT get hit on and presumably offered sex during the dinner/drinking celebration? | ||
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Brienne of Tarth | ||
| The Hound | |||
| Podrick | |||
| Tormund Giantsbane | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Brienne doesn't get laid until afterward. Podrick remains a love machine that all the ladies want, though. |
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| 6. | Tyrion tells Brandon Stark that the young man is... | ||
| drinking to forget things he shouldn't be able to remember. | |||
| lucky to be alive but not happy to be alive. | |||
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the only surviving trueborn son of Ned Stark. | ||
| reliving all the wrong memories. | |||
| 7. | A drinking game reveals that Brienne of Tarth is all of the following except: | ||
| A virgin | |||
| An only child | |||
| Someone who has danced with Renly Baratheon | |||
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Someone who has failed on a vow | ||
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By way of explanation.....
Brienne's only a virgin because Tormund's been too shy about his feelings. |
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| 8. | Tormund praises Jon Snow for the following unlikely traits except: | ||
| Befriending enemies | |||
| Getting murdered and staying that way | |||
| Riding a dragon | |||
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Seducing a dragon rider | ||
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By way of explanation.....
He's done all four, but Tormund doesn't say anything about the last one. Ever the gentleman. |
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| 9. | Good news, everyone! These two people finally hook up! | ||
| Arya and Gendry | |||
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Brienne and Jaime | ||
| Brienne and Tormund | |||
| Sansa and Tyrion | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Tormund's grief lasts *maybe* two seconds before a woman named Willa offers him the keys to her candy store. |
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| 10. | Hey, who shows up and threatens the remaining Lannister sons? | ||
| Brandon | |||
| Brienne | |||
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Bronn | ||
| Bruce Lee | |||
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By way of explanation.....
We couldn't think of any other Game of Thrones characters whose names started with "Br"...but wouldn't that have been awesome if Bruce Lee had showed up? |
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| 11. | While Tormund is DTF with a lady of Winterfell, this person is far too brusque during his refusal of sex. | ||
| Brandon | |||
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The Hound | ||
| Jaime Lannister | |||
| Tyrion Lannister | |||
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By way of explanation.....
The Hound only has room in his heart for Arya. |
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| 12. | Sansa flatly tells The Hound how she gained revenge on her former husband. What word does she use to summarize the death? | ||
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Hounds | ||
| Justice | |||
| Moondoor | |||
| Poison | |||
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By way of explanation.....
The Hound's gradually won over both Stark sisters over the years. |
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| 13. | Here's a callback. The Hound has a special nickname for Sansa. What is it? | ||
| Joffrey's Fool | |||
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Little Bird | ||
| Tyrion's Traitor | |||
| Whore of King's Landing | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Sansa seems to earn the Hound's respect during this scene. |
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| 14. | Khaleesi asks one thing of her nephew, Jon Snow. What is it? | ||
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Never to tell people of his true identity. | ||
| Never to tell people of their kinship. | |||
| Never to tell people of their physical relationship. | |||
| To spell the alphabet for an hour. She's had a hard week. | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Asking Jon to lie is like asking Arya not to stab people. |
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| 15. | Who advises Khaleesi to hold off on an attack of King's Landing? | ||
| Sansa Stark | |||
| Tyrion Lannister | |||
| Varys aka the Spider | |||
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All of the above | ||
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By way of explanation.....
Family dinners at Winterfell are going to be super uncomfortable |
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| 16. | Who tells Arya and Sansa of Jon Snow's true identity? | ||
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Brandon Stark | ||
| Jon Snow | |||
| Khaleesi | |||
| Tyrion Lannister | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Jon Snow tries the old "I'm not telling a lie if I have someone else say it for me" routine. Women love that, right? |
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| 17. | Who punches Tyrion in the nose but apparently doesn't break any bones? | ||
| Brienne of Tarth | |||
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Bronn | ||
| The Hound | |||
| Tormund Giantsbane | |||
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By way of explanation.....
We don't like it when Bronn and Tyrion fight. |
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| 18. | Which character(s) say(s) that he/she/they don't plan on coming back from King's Landing? | ||
| Arya Stark | |||
| The Hound | |||
| Khaleesi | |||
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Options 1 and 2 but not 3 | ||
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By way of explanation.....
Arya and the Hound have become quite the matched pair. |
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| 19. | Euron Greyjoy kills a beloved character. Who does he take out with a giant crossbow bolt? | ||
| Drogon | |||
| Missandei | |||
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Rhaegal | ||
| Tyrion | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Tyrion and Missandei get capsized and are forced to swim. Rhaegal dies almost immediately after Euron lights him up. |
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| 20. | Sansa breaks her word to Jon by revealing his secret heritage to... | ||
| Arya Stark | |||
| Jaime Lannister | |||
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Tyrion Lannister | ||
| Varys the Spider | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Sansa's gotten hard over the years. There doesn't seem to be a lot of difference between Cersei, Daenerys and her...which may be the point. |
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| 21. | Insurrection is the undercurrent that stirs the drink in this episode. Which characters debate siding with Jon Snow over Daenerys? | ||
| Arya and Gendry | |||
| Brienne and Jaime | |||
| Sansa and the Hound | |||
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Tyrion and Varys | ||
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By way of explanation.....
It's kind of late in the game to think about switching sides, boys. |
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| 22. | Which character honors his word by looking Khaleesi in the eye and telling her that she's making a mistake? | ||
| Greyworm | |||
| Missandei | |||
| Tyrion Lannister | |||
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Varys the Spider | ||
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By way of explanation.....
Varys is teetering on the brink of open treachery, albeit for the best possible reason. |
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| 23. | Hey, here's a possibly nitpicky question that could prove important. Who is Cersei's hand? | ||
| Cersei Lannister | |||
| Euron Greyjoy | |||
| The Mountain | |||
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Qyburn the mad scientist | ||
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By way of explanation.....
Tyrion treats Qyburn like the puppet that he is, which amuses us. |
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| 24. | Who dumps their lover at the end of the episode and returns home? | ||
| Brienne of Tarth | |||
| Gilly | |||
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Jaime Lannister | ||
| Tormund Giantsbane | |||
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By way of explanation.....
The question is whether Jaime is planning to reunite with Cersei or murder the stuffing out of her. |
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| 25. | Who dies at the end of the episode? | ||
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Missandei | ||
| The Mountain | |||
| Qyburn | |||
| Tyrion Lannister | |||
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By way of explanation.....
She got decapitated and then thrown off a tower. That's exactly how Houdini died. |
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