1. | Okay, let's skip straight to the end. Who killed the Night King and thereby saved the human race (and some dragons and direwolves)? | ||
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Arya Stark | ||
Bran Stark | |||
Jon Snow Stark Targaryen Octavius Caesar Smith | |||
Undead Ned | |||
By way of explanation.....
If Undead Ned isn't a band name, it should be. |
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2. | Who lights a bunch of Dothraki weapons on fire? | ||
Beric Dondarrion | |||
Drogon | |||
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Melisandre | ||
Rhaegal | |||
3. | Let's hold a quick In Memoriam for the fallen in The Long Night. Which of these characters is the only one to survive? | ||
Dolorous Edd | |||
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Gilly | ||
Melisandre | |||
Theon Greyjoy | |||
By way of explanation.....
Gilly somehow survives the world's dumbest strategy: hiding a bunch of people in a crypt in a battle against a dude who can raise the dead. |
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4. | Which name character leads the ill-fated (and ill-considered) Dothraki charge against the undead? | ||
Dolorous Edd | |||
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Jorah Mormont | ||
Lyanna Mormont | |||
Ser Davos | |||
By way of explanation.....
Jorah somehow survives getting his face smashed in...but even if he had lived, he wouldn't have been pretty anymore. |
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5. | Who saves Sam Tarly from a brutal undead stabbing, only to receive one of their own as a reward? | ||
Brienne of Tarth | |||
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Dolorous Edd | ||
Gilly | |||
Jaime Lannister | |||
By way of explanation.....
Dolorous Edd was quietly a true badass. |
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6. | Which of these characters doesn't flee battle at some point in the episode? | ||
Arya Stark | |||
Sansa Stark | |||
Sandor Clegane | |||
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All of them retreat at some point | ||
By way of explanation.....
Sansa is told to go. Arya and The Hound are just afraid, which is a strong indication of how terrible this battle is. |
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7. | Who is Bran's personal bodyguard in the episode? | ||
Brienne of Tarth | |||
Dolorous Edd | |||
Jaime Lannister | |||
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Theon Greyjoy | ||
By way of explanation.....
It's a bold strategy to pick the dude who always freezes up in battle...but at least he's never broken Bran's spine. |
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8. | When Sansa tenderly informs Tyrion that he was "the best of them," what is his reply? | ||
"I'll still let you be part of my harem." | |||
"Joffrey was the only competition, though." | |||
"Only because we never consummated." | |||
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"What a terrifying thought." | ||
By way of explanation.....
Peter Dinklage's delivery of this line might be his greatest moment. |
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9. | What does Sansa say is the most heroic thing that they can do now? | ||
Consummate the marriage before it's too late. | |||
Die valiantly. | |||
Jump to their deaths. | |||
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Look the truth in the face. | ||
By way of explanation.....
We're going to get Tyrion and Sansa dating again if it kills us. |
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10. | Hey, what's the GLARING LOGIC FLAW with hiding the women and children in the crypt during the battle? You know, the one that literally everyone at Winterfell should have realized would happen? | ||
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The undead come back to life. | ||
Really, Game of Thrones producers? | |||
Nobody in your writer's room thought about how stupid that was? | |||
We are very disappointed in you. (It's answer #1, obviously.) | |||
By way of explanation.....
Go sit in the corner and think about what you did. |
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11. | Who became the only undead giant-killer in Westeros, only to die a squozen death? | ||
Grey Worm | |||
Jorah Mormont | |||
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Lyanna Mormont | ||
Melisandre | |||
By way of explanation.....
RIP, 10-year-old girl who was tougher than any of us will ever be. |
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12. | Which House loses its final heirs in the episode? | ||
Karstark | |||
Lannister | |||
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Mormont | ||
Stark | |||
By way of explanation.....
After six seasons of terrible luck, the Starks have been relatively unscathed lately. The Mormonts weren't as fortunate, as old man Jorah and young warrior princess Lyanna both died. |
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13. | What brings the Hound back from his stupor? | ||
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Arya in peril | ||
Beric Dondarrion in peril | |||
Brienne of Tarth getting knocked out beside him | |||
Jaime Lannister pointing out that he'd become the second undead monster in his family | |||
By way of explanation.....
I'm not saying that the Hound is the best surrogate dad, but he definitely cares about Arya. |
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14. | Who plays a dangerous game of cat-and-mouse with a bunch of wights in a library? | ||
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Arya Stark | ||
Beric Dondarrion | |||
Sandor Clegane | |||
Sansa Stark | |||
By way of explanation.....
According to Game of Thrones math, Arya can kill one Night King but not 25 wights. |
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15. | A man disfigured by fire, a dead dude with a flaming sword, and a sneaky girl who can murder literally anyone all head into a building full of wights. Who dies after many, many stabbings? | ||
Arya Stark | |||
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Beric Dondarrion | ||
Sandor Clegane | |||
Going against everything taught on Game of Thrones, all of them somehow survive. | |||
By way of explanation.....
We wish it were option #4. Really, we do. Then again, Beric was really looking tired there at the end. |
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16. | Melisandre tells Arya that she will kill people with: | ||
Brown eyes | |||
Green eyes | |||
Blue eyes | |||
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All of the above | ||
By way of explanation.....
Sure, the women make small talk, but all Arya must be thinking about is how this woman put leeches all over Gendry's junk. |
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17. | "What do we say to the God of Death?" | ||
Go away. | |||
I know your face. | |||
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Not today. | ||
This place belongs to the living. | |||
By way of explanation.....
"Not today" is the underlying message of this entire episode, something a lot of people have missed. |
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18. | Who is the Night King battling when he raises the dead? | ||
Arya Stark | |||
Bran Stark | |||
Daenerys | |||
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Jon Snow | ||
By way of explanation.....
You'd think that Jon would have learned the first time at Hardhome yet here he is walking through a slew of corpses. |
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19. | What is the first thing that Daenerys says when she sees the Night King for the first time? | ||
"Bran?" | |||
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"Dracarys." | ||
"Father?" | |||
"You shouldn't have done that to my baby." | |||
By way of explanation.....
Khaleesi is a woman of few words. |
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20. | Which name characters are shown as undead wights? | ||
Beric Dondarrion | |||
Dolorous Edd | |||
Lyanna Mormont | |||
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Options 2 and 3 but not 1 | ||
By way of explanation.....
This turn of events destroyed my theory that the Night King could control Beric and Jon Snow, both of whom are the living dead. |
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21. | Which characters hold hands as they flee from the unbelievably, indescribably stupid crypt plan? | ||
Arya and Gendry | |||
Gilly and Sam | |||
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Sansa and Tyrion | ||
Sansa and Varys | |||
By way of explanation.....
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, KISS!!! |
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22. | Who does Jon engage in mortal combat during the final moments of battle? | ||
Jon's knocked out | |||
The Night King | |||
The Night King's Knights | |||
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Viserion | ||
By way of explanation.....
Didn't it look like Jon was just waiting to die in those last few seconds? |
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23. | Who does Bran describe as a good man? | ||
Arya Stark | |||
The Night King | |||
Sam Tarwell | |||
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Theon Greyjoy | ||
By way of explanation.....
Theon then dies while attacking a nearly invincible being, thereby proving that you can be a good man without being a smart man. |
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24. | Who saves Daenerys when she's knocked off of Drogon? | ||
Arya Stark | |||
Bran Stark | |||
Jon Snow | |||
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Jorah Mormont | ||
By way of explanation.....
Would it have killed her to throw Jorah a bone at some point? Dude's more loyal than a puppy. |
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25. | Who dies in the final moments of the episode, long after the battle has ended? | ||
Bran Stark | |||
Gilly | |||
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Melisandre | ||
Viserion | |||
By way of explanation.....
She just takes off her necklace, starts stripping, and disintegrates. We half-expected to see Thanos snapping his fingers in that moment. |
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