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![]() Which actor provides the opening narration to Armageddon? |
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Charlton Heston | ||
Morgan Freeman | |||
Anthony Hopkins | |||
Val Kilmer | |||
2. |
![]() Before the meteor shower strikes New York, Little Richard attacks an inflatable... |
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Velociraptor | |||
King Kong | |||
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Godzilla | ||
Cloverfield Monster | |||
3. |
![]() Karl, the first person to discover the asteroid, wants to name is Dottie. Why? |
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because they have shared thirty-nine years of happiness together | |||
because he always wanted to see her up in heaven, with the stars | |||
because she brings a warm dinner to his telescope every night | |||
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because she's an vicious life-sucking bitch from which there is no escape | ||
4. |
![]() Truman tells the President that the asteroid is as big as: |
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Kansas | |||
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Texas | ||
Alaska | |||
Michigan - at least the part that looks like an oven mitt. | |||
5. |
![]() Meanwhile on an oil rig in the South China Sea, Grace Stamper tells her father Harry that she learned about the birds and the bees... from what source? |
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Freddy Noonan's tattoos | ||
Some interesting literature from under Chick's bed | |||
That trip to Taipei with Rockhound | |||
This one time... in band camp | |||
6. |
![]() According to Quincy, what grade did the President's scientific adviser get in astrophysics? |
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C-plus | |||
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C-minus | ||
D-minus | |||
frowny face | |||
7. |
![]() Taken to NASA headquarters and told the world has eighteen days, Harry gets his team of roughnecks together. Where does the FBI find Max (pictured)? |
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in a tattoo parlour, with his mother | ||
at the craps table at Caesar's Palace | |||
in a New Orleans bar, trying to score with a newly-married woman | |||
riding a big hog in South Dakota | |||
8. |
![]() Fill in the blank for General Kimsey: "We spend 250 billion dollars a year on defense. And here we are. The fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch of retards I wouldn't trust with a ________" |
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water pistol | |||
slingshot | |||
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potato gun | ||
pair of scissors | |||
9. |
![]() If the crew of roughnecks are going to save the world, they're not going to do for free. What does Bear want out of the deal? |
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to know who killed Kennedy | |||
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to stay in the White House | ||
to have 8-track tapes brought back | |||
two lady friends made US citizens, no questions asked | |||
10. |
![]() The crew are shown the two new X-71 space shuttles. What are they called? |
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Liberty and Endeavour | |||
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Freedom and Independence | ||
Enterprise and Resolution | |||
Justice and Tyranny | |||
11. |
![]() The plan is to drill a hole into the asteroid, drop a nuclear bomb down the hole and explode it, splitting it in two. How deep to the crew have to drill? |
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600 feet | |||
700 feet | |||
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800 feet | ||
900 feet | |||
12. |
![]() The night before launch, A.J. and Grace indulge in foreplay using: |
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Animal Crackers | ||
Cheetos | |||
Reese's Pieces | |||
Lucky Charms | |||
13. |
![]() Before launch, Grace and Harry meet at |
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the Apollo I memorial | ||
the Gemini mission control room | |||
the Rocket Garden at the Kennedy Space Centre | |||
Applebee's | |||
14. |
![]() Fill in the blank: "Mommy, that __________ is on TV!" "That's not a __________. That's your Daddy." |
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census-taker | |||
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salesman | ||
Mary Kay representative | |||
Jehovah's Witness | |||
15. |
![]() What is the motto on the Freedom and Independence mission badges? |
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Duty Above All Else | |||
To Protect Humanity | |||
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For All Mankind | ||
America - Saving The World Since 1776 | |||
16. |
![]() They make it into space and rendezvous with cosmonaut Lev Andropov at the Mir space station. Lev has a photo of his uncle, who is considered the genius in his family because: |
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he is a Grand Master at chess | |||
the 114th element on the period table is named after him | |||
he discovered cold fusion, but the government covered it up | |||
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he made the tip of the bomb that finds New York or Washington | ||
17. |
![]() Independence is hit by debris and goes "off the grid". Of the following characters, who is killed in the impact? |
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A.J. (Ben Affleck) | |||
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Oscar Choi (Owen Wilson) | ||
Bear (Michael Clarke Duncan) | |||
Lev (Peter Stormare) | |||
18. |
![]() Rockhound says that Freedom overshoots the landing and ends up 26 miles from where they were supposed to be. How does Rockhound say he knows this? |
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from the geology | |||
from the speed the shuttle was travelling | |||
by looking at the stars | |||
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he's a genius | ||
19. |
![]() Lev thinks Evel Knievel is: |
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an astronaut | |||
a hip hop artist | |||
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a character in Star Wars | ||
the name of the black guy he's been hanging around with | |||
20. |
![]() General Kinsey triggers the nuclear weapon, and when Sharp defuses it, he has to choose between the red wire and the blue wire. Come on, which is it? |
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red wire | |||
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blue wire | ||
black wire | |||
Boom! | |||
21. |
![]() After Rockhound gets trigger-happy with some automatic weapons, Sharp observes that he has: |
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meteor psychosis | |||
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space dementia | ||
galactic insanity | |||
lunar lunacy | |||
22. |
![]() Meanwhile, more meteor showers hit Earth. Which European city is obliterated? |
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Paris | ||
Rome | |||
London | |||
Istanbul | |||
23. |
![]() "We lost Gruber". Which crew-member of Freedom was Gruber? |
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the pilot | |||
the co-pilot | |||
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the munitions specialist | ||
a plucky stowaway | |||
24. |
![]() The trigger to the nuclear bomb is destroyed and the crew draw straws to determine who stays behind to detonate it. Who gets the short straw? |
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A.J. (Ben Affleck) | ||
Harry (Bruce Willis) | |||
Rockhound (Steve Buscemi) | |||
Willie Sharp (William Fichtner) | |||
25. |
![]() Needless to say, Harry takes charge and decides to detonate the nuke himself. What does he ask A.J. to give Truman for him? |
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his mission badge | ||
his lucky oil-drilling hat | |||
the short straw | |||
his thanks | |||
26. |
![]() Lev considers that he is qualified to fix the shuttle engines because Russian components and American components all have one thing in common, which is: |
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they are all made in Taiwan | ||
they all beep when things go wrong so you just have to stop the beeping | |||
they all do what he says if he shouts loud enough | |||
they all respond to a mix of psychology and extreme violence | |||
27. |
![]() After landing, Sharp requests permission to: |
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have some time off | |||
visit his wife's grave | |||
go out for a night drinking with the roughnecks | |||
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shake the hand of the daughter of the bravest man he ever met | ||
28. |
![]() What downside does Rockhound see to coming home safely? |
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everyone will talk about how he went crazy in space | |||
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he owes 100 grand to a bad-ass loan-shark that he spent on a stripper named Molly Mounds | ||
his kids and his ex-wives will all know where to find him | |||
he feels like the Ringo of the group | |||
29. |
![]() The closing credits feature Grace and A.J.'s wedding. Who catches the bouquet? |
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Chick's estranged wife | |||
Bear | |||
Freedom co-pilot Watts | |||
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the stripper Rockhound is dating | ||
30. |
![]() The theme song for the movie, I Don't Want To Miss A Thing is sung by Aerosmith. The song was originally written for: |
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Bryan Adams | |||
Phil Collins | |||
Mariah Carey | |||
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Celine Dion | ||