Which actor provides the opening narration to Armageddon?
Before the meteor shower strikes New York, Little Richard attacks an inflatable...
Karl, the first person to discover the asteroid, wants to name is Dottie. Why?
|because they have shared thirty-nine years of happiness together|
|because he always wanted to see her up in heaven, with the stars|
|because she brings a warm dinner to his telescope every night|
|because she's an vicious life-sucking bitch from which there is no escape|
Truman tells the President that the asteroid is as big as:
|Michigan - at least the part that looks like an oven mitt.|
Meanwhile on an oil rig in the South China Sea, Grace Stamper tells her father Harry that she learned about the birds and the bees... from what source?
|Freddy Noonan's tattoos|
|Some interesting literature from under Chick's bed|
|That trip to Taipei with Rockhound|
|This one time... in band camp|
According to Quincy, what grade did the President's scientific adviser get in astrophysics?
Taken to NASA headquarters and told the world has eighteen days, Harry gets his team of roughnecks together. Where does the FBI find Max (pictured)?
|in a tattoo parlour, with his mother|
|at the craps table at Caesar's Palace|
|in a New Orleans bar, trying to score with a newly-married woman|
|riding a big hog in South Dakota|
Fill in the blank for General Kimsey: "We spend 250 billion dollars a year on defense. And here we are. The fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch of retards I wouldn't trust with a ________"
|pair of scissors|
If the crew of roughnecks are going to save the world, they're not going to do for free. What does Bear want out of the deal?
|to know who killed Kennedy|
|to stay in the White House|
|to have 8-track tapes brought back|
|two lady friends made US citizens, no questions asked|
The crew are shown the two new X-71 space shuttles. What are they called?
|Liberty and Endeavour|
|Freedom and Independence|
|Enterprise and Resolution|
|Justice and Tyranny|
The plan is to drill a hole into the asteroid, drop a nuclear bomb down the hole and explode it, splitting it in two. How deep to the crew have to drill?
The night before launch, A.J. and Grace indulge in foreplay using:
Before launch, Grace and Harry meet at
|the Apollo I memorial|
|the Gemini mission control room|
|the Rocket Garden at the Kennedy Space Centre|
Fill in the blank: "Mommy, that __________ is on TV!" "That's not a __________. That's your Daddy."
|Mary Kay representative|
What is the motto on the Freedom and Independence mission badges?
|Duty Above All Else|
|To Protect Humanity|
|For All Mankind|
|America - Saving The World Since 1776|
They make it into space and rendezvous with cosmonaut Lev Andropov at the Mir space station. Lev has a photo of his uncle, who is considered the genius in his family because:
|he is a Grand Master at chess|
|the 114th element on the period table is named after him|
|he discovered cold fusion, but the government covered it up|
|he made the tip of the bomb that finds New York or Washington|
Independence is hit by debris and goes "off the grid". Of the following characters, who is killed in the impact?
|A.J. (Ben Affleck)|
|Oscar Choi (Owen Wilson)|
|Bear (Michael Clarke Duncan)|
|Lev (Peter Stormare)|
Rockhound says that Freedom overshoots the landing and ends up 26 miles from where they were supposed to be. How does Rockhound say he knows this?
|from the geology|
|from the speed the shuttle was travelling|
|by looking at the stars|
|he's a genius|
Lev thinks Evel Knievel is:
|a hip hop artist|
|a character in Star Wars|
|the name of the black guy he's been hanging around with|
General Kinsey triggers the nuclear weapon, and when Sharp defuses it, he has to choose between the red wire and the blue wire. Come on, which is it?
After Rockhound gets trigger-happy with some automatic weapons, Sharp observes that he has:
Meanwhile, more meteor showers hit Earth. Which European city is obliterated?
"We lost Gruber". Which crew-member of Freedom was Gruber?
|the munitions specialist|
|a plucky stowaway|
The trigger to the nuclear bomb is destroyed and the crew draw straws to determine who stays behind to detonate it. Who gets the short straw?
|A.J. (Ben Affleck)|
|Harry (Bruce Willis)|
|Rockhound (Steve Buscemi)|
|Willie Sharp (William Fichtner)|
Needless to say, Harry takes charge and decides to detonate the nuke himself. What does he ask A.J. to give Truman for him?
|his mission badge|
|his lucky oil-drilling hat|
|the short straw|
Lev considers that he is qualified to fix the shuttle engines because Russian components and American components all have one thing in common, which is:
|they are all made in Taiwan|
|they all beep when things go wrong so you just have to stop the beeping|
|they all do what he says if he shouts loud enough|
|they all respond to a mix of psychology and extreme violence|
After landing, Sharp requests permission to:
|have some time off|
|visit his wife's grave|
|go out for a night drinking with the roughnecks|
|shake the hand of the daughter of the bravest man he ever met|
What downside does Rockhound see to coming home safely?
|everyone will talk about how he went crazy in space|
|he owes 100 grand to a bad-ass loan-shark that he spent on a stripper named Molly Mounds|
|his kids and his ex-wives will all know where to find him|
|he feels like the Ringo of the group|
The closing credits feature Grace and A.J.'s wedding. Who catches the bouquet?
|Chick's estranged wife|
|Freedom co-pilot Watts|
|the stripper Rockhound is dating|
The theme song for the movie, I Don't Want To Miss A Thing is sung by Aerosmith. The song was originally written for: