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"Janet and Michael": Janets are kept in a "neutral pocket dimension right beneath the shapeless time void, right next to:"
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The vending machines
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The copy machine that hasn't worked for 5 years
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An abandoned elevator shaft
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Accounting
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"Janet and Michael": When Janet tells Michael that she is happy for Jason and Tahani, she barfs:
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Pennies
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Bees
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Buttons that read "Lordy, Lordy, I'm Over 40"
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Tiny frogs
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"Derek": Janet says that, based on her last 10,000 comments, Eleanor's dream rebound guy would be Stone Cold Steve Austin's head on _________'s body
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The Postmaster General
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Steve Austin, Jr.
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Jason Momoa
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Tahani
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"Derek": Derek doesn't have genitals. In their place, Janet put:
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Windchimes
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Doorbell
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Cowbell
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Hand buzzer
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"Leap to Faith": The gang figures out that Michael had hidden coded clues in his roast. Which did they figure out first?
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Michael said Tahani would leave her party early
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Michael got Blake Bortles' name wrong
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Michael said Eleanor has a thing for doctors
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Michael mentions getting getting under a trolley
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"Leap to Faith": DJ Bad Janet spins! That was "She Hates Me: by Puddle of Mudd. Coming up next:
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Video Killed the Radio Star
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The B side from every Limp Bizkit single
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Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
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It's a Small World After All
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"Best Self": Jason calls shotgun on the original transportation to the Good Place, which is a:
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Hang glider
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Raft
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Rocket
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Balloon
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"Best Self": Who is the first person denied entrance onto the balloon?
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Jason
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Tahani
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Eleanor
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Chidi
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"Rhonda, Diana, Jake and Trent": Jason's plan for maneuvering through the Bad Place to get to the portal rests on:
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Molotov cocktails
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Stink bombs
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Roman candles
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A blackout
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"Rhonda, Diana, Jake and Trent": Michael puts on some body spray, which makes you smell the way these movies make you feel:
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Bad Boys
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Saw
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Transformers
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Fast and Furious
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"The Burrito": The judge is most intrigued with:
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Eleanor's pluckiness
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Tahani's accept
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Chidi's glasses
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Jason's necklace
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"The Burrito": Instead of hot sauce, what does the judge put on her burrito (which is really good on Mexican food)?
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Solace
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Remorse
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Vengeance
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Envy
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"Somewhere Else": Chidi kisses Eleanor. She says:
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"Papa John's pizza!"
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"Hot diggity dog!"
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"Shuuuuuuuut up!"
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"Walla Walla Washington!"
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"Somewhere Else": Eleanor admits she bullied this celeb until he quit Instagram:
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Whoopi Goldberg
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Ryan Lochte
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Paris Hilton
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Peyton Manning
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"Somewhere Else": Eleanor, once again getting it before anyone else:
I still believe that the only reason that you improved in Michael's fake neighborhood is because you thought there was a reward at the end of the rainbow.
You're supposed to good things because you're good! Not because you're seeking__________
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A moral unicorn
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Moral dessert
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Moral tokens
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A morality lollipop
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