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Before we start our introduction to our main character, how do we preface our story?
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Once upon a time, in land way down south…
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A long time ago, in a faraway forest...
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Long ago, somewhere deep in the jungle…
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One night, in the pits of the Andes...
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Let’s get to REAL star of the movie: KUZCO!! King of the Sun and all-around hippest dude in creation. What does he say about the last bride?
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She’s just not going to make it.
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That dress does not match you, sister.
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You’re trying too hard to impress me.
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Let me guess, you have a great personality.
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Pacha’s house is about to be demolished to make room for Kuzcotopia!! What is Kuzcotopia?
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A tourist hotel
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His summer resort
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A theme park dedicated to him
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His personal massage parlor
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Angered about getting fired from her job as Kuzco’s adviser, Yzma, along with Kronk, devises a plan to kill him. Which animal does she plan to turn him into?
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Fly
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Ant
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Caterpillar
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Flea
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While Kronk is saving his spinach puffs, Kuzco strikes up a conversation with Yzma. What does he ask about Kronk?
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His IQ
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His cooking
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His age
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His income
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6.
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Speaking of which, which thing about Kronk annoys Kuzco?
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His singing
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His indecisiveness
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His stupidity
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His cooking
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7.
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Tipo’s growth spurt is nothing compared to Chaca’s…
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Backflips
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Double Dutches
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Handstands
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Loose tooth
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Pacha notices Kuzco has turned into a llama. What does he have Kuzco do to help discover his unfortunate makeover?
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Check his hands/hooves
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Wiggle his toes
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Smell his breath
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Check his back for fleas
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Which of the jungle creatures does Kuzco come across first?
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Jaguar
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Dragonfly
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Snake
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Squirrel
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What was Chaca’s dream about?
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Pacha becoming a llama
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Pacha climbing a rock with a llama
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Pacha falling off a waterfall
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Pacha kissing a llama
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Kuzco promises to change his mind about Kuzcotopia. NOT!! How do Kuzco and Pacha manage to get out of the crevices?
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They pull each other to climb to the top
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Pacha grabs the bridge rope to climb on top
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Pacha climbs up while carrying Kuzco
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Bats fly from a cave and fling Kuzco and Pacha to the top
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Now that the bridge is out, how long will it take to reach Kuzco’s palace?
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2 days
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4 days
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1 day
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3 days
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While Yzma is getting chased by wasps, what is Kronk doing?
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Talking to a squirrel
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Cooking stew
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Bird-searching
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Pulling himself out of quicksand
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Little do you know, Kronk speaks squirrel. Where did he learn such dialect?
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Junior Chipmunk training
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From the one time Yzma turned him into a squirrel
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From a dialect book at a zoo
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When he lived in the jungle with the squirrel
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During their four-day trip to the palace, Kuzco and Pacha go out to have lunch. They both order the special. What is the special?
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Roasted caterpillar
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Rattlesnake Surprise
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Hot and crispy pillbug
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Hercules beetle dip
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Why is Yzma not a fan of the restaurant’s menu?
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The entrees are insects
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Everything is over 1,000 calories
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The entrees are soaked in oils
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Everything has too much gravy
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Pacha discovers Yzma and Kronk in the restaurant. How do he and Kuzco escape?
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He tells the waitress to move Kuzco and Pacha to an outdoor table
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He asks the waitress to throw Yzma a birthday celebration
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He reveals that he brought a llama in here
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He tells the waitress that he and Kuzco left their money at home
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What caused Kronk to wake up from his sleep?
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Kuzco was wearing a dress
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That bird wasn’t a golden-throated small-winged warbler
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He should have put cheddar on those potatoes
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Pacha didn’t pay his check
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Yzma and Kronk reached Pacha’s house. Who does she claim to be?
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Second uncle’s father’s sister’s step-uncle’s mother thrice removed
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Third cousin's brother's wife's step-niece's great-aunt twice removed
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Father’s step-brother’s fourth nephew’s step-cousin’s aunt once removed
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Aunt’s brother’s third wife’s step-nephew’s sister twice removed
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How do Tipo and Chaca defeat Yzma?
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They put roller skates on her feet as she rolls off a cliff
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They lasso her up with a jump rope and play her like a yoyo
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They honey-coat and feather her as she becomes a pinata
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They throw a ball at her and she falls off the hill into a mud puddle
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Next, Yzma and Kronk are on a race with Pacha and Kuzco to reach the palace. When do Yzma and Kronk lose trail?
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They get chased by jaguars
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Kronk gets distracted by another exotic bird
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They walk across a weak bridge
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They get struck by lightning and fall off a cliff
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All the guards, under command of Yzma, get turned into animals with her potions. Which animal gets a day off?
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Warthog
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Lizard
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Cow
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Gorilla
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Kuzco and Pacha use various potions to find which one that changes back to human. Which animal is not a transformation?
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Ostrich
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Whale
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Turtle
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Parrot
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24.
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Who ends up defeating Yzma?
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Kuzco
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Pacha
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Kronk
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Rudy
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