1. | Apparently tired of being called Ishmael and/or Slim Shady, this musician announced to the world that her new name is Sasha Fierce. But we're still going to call her by her real name... | ||
Ashanti | |||
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Beyonce Knowles | ||
Eve | |||
Erykah Badu | |||
2. | This former companion to Doctor Who has given birth to a little boy named Winston James. | ||
Freema Agyeman | |||
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Billie Piper | ||
Elisabeth Sladen | |||
Catherine Tate | |||
3. | More baby news! This star of a CBS series will be parent to twins who are expected to arrive in April. | ||
Simon Baker | |||
Jennifer Love Hewitt | |||
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Charlie Sheen | ||
Marley Shelton | |||
4. | There must be something in the water over at CBS. Which star of How I Met Your Mother will welcome a new arrival in the spring? | ||
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Alyson Hannigan | ||
Neil Patrick Harris | |||
Jason Segel | |||
Cobie Smulders | |||
5. | Will Ferrell will star as this real-life figure in a one-man Broadway show. | ||
Lenny Bruce | |||
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George W. Bush | ||
Abraham Lincoln | |||
Mark Twain | |||
6. | A former child actor and star of this popular series was found guilty on three counts of first-degree murder: | ||
The Adventures of Pete and Pete | |||
Clarissa Explains It All | |||
Hey Dude | |||
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Mighty Morphin Power Rangers | ||
7. | Gillian Anderson gave birth to her second son earlier this month. Her two boys' first names are the same as the main characters on this TV show: | ||
Everybody Loves Raymond | |||
Home Improvement | |||
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The Odd Couple | ||
Perfect Strangers | |||
8. | Rappers aren't just about bling, rhymes and curse words. Which one has published a brand new memoir? | ||
50 Cent | |||
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Eminem | ||
Lil Wayne | |||
Kanye West | |||
9. | Quotes such as 'the bare-bottomed bore of Babylon', 'Marlon Brando in a G-string' and 'shrink-wrapped cheesecake' came from the lips of this gentleman, who passed away this week at the age of 86. | ||
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Mr. Blackwell | ||
Pierre Cardin | |||
Don Rickles | |||
Jerry Stiller | |||
10. | A luxurious property in the East End of London used to be an opium den and, more recently, a brothel. Now, it is ever so appropriately the most recent real estate purchase of: | ||
Carmen Electra | |||
Megan Fox | |||
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Paris Hilton | ||
Amy Winehouse | |||
11. | In news from the "Oh Hell no!" department, this actor is apparently being groomed to be the long term replacement for Johnny Depp in the Pirates of the Caribbean series. | ||
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Zac Efron | ||
Nick Jonas | |||
Shia LeBeouf | |||
Masi Oka | |||
12. | This actor showed up on Saturday Night Live in order to confront the "big nosed" comedian who lampooned him in the previous week's episode. Say hello to this man's mother for us then please for the love of God stop repeating this already tired catchphrase. | ||
Alec Baldwin | |||
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Mark Wahlberg | ||
Christopher Walken | |||
Sarah Palin doesn't count because she is not officially an actor. | |||
13. | It's time for this week's round of Slut-Off. You know the usual contestants. This week's entrant is photographed in some Calvin Klein perfume ads and has indicated that she is "orgasmic" about the product. | ||
Mischa Barton | |||
Megan Fox | |||
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Eva Mendes | ||
Sienna Miller | |||
14. | This actress' new fella accidentally revealed his insecurity about her ex-boyfriend, Brad Pitt. When a reporter made a joke about her prior relationship with Pitt, the new guy punched the journalist in the chest and called him...well, it rhymes with bunt. | ||
Jennifer Aniston | |||
Claire Forlani | |||
Juliette Lewis | |||
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Gwyneth Paltrow | ||
15. | A recent ex of this celebrity has described their lovemaking as "cuddling up to a piece of gristle". | ||
Keira Knightley | |||
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Madonna | ||
Audrina Patridge | |||
Hilary Swank | |||
16. | Madonna is worth over half a billion dollars. Ignoring how depressing that is for a moment, United Press International is reporting that an agreement is in place for Guy Ritchie to get how much in the divorce settlement? | ||
$1 | |||
$54 million | |||
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$104 million | ||
$225 million | |||
17. | Whether you prefer the term fauxmosexual or celesbian, Spike TV loves the women they believe are only temporarily into girl/girl action. Who did they name the #1 celesbian on their top 10 list? | ||
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Lindsay Lohan | ||
Katy Perry | |||
Tila Tequila | |||
T.A.T.U. | |||
18. | William Shatner complains a lot, even for a very old man. What's his gripe this week? | ||
He wasn't invited back for the new Star Trek movie. | |||
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He wasn't invited to George Takei's wedding. | ||
He wasn't told about Boston Legal's cancellation ahead of the media announcement. | |||
There are too many states. Please eliminate three. | |||
19. | Gossip Girl Taylor Momsen almost died last week. We're not even joking. What happened to her? | ||
Car wreck | |||
(Minor) plane crash...if there is such a thing | |||
Stomach surgery | |||
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Throat infection | ||
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![]() Zounds! What mounds! We want to send you out on a happy note this week. Whose magnificent boobaliciousness is this? |
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Pamela Anderson | |||
Victoria Beckham | |||
Salma Hayek | |||
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Elizabeth Hurley | ||