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Welcome back to Dragonstone, one of Westeros's finest vacation destinations. Varys recalls that Daenerys was born on a stormy might, much like tonight, and that:
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The Iron Throne was forged
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All the dogs in King's Landing howled through the night
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Lightning struck the Red Keep
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Robert Baratheon was crowned
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Daenerys grills Varys about his shifting loyalty. Who comes to Varys's defense?
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Tyrion
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Missandei
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Lady Olenna
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No one
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Who shows up to the Dragonstone Career Fair, resume in hand, offering his/her services to Daenerys?
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Gregor Clegane, aka The Mountain
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Melissandre
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Euron Greyjoy
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Brienne of Tarth
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Missandei points out that Daenerys misinterprets a prophecy Mellisandre offers, on the basis of a usage of:
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Time
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Tone
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Gender
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The Oxford comma
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Winterfell receives a raven. Jon Snow believes it's legitimately from Tyrion because of the comparison of:
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Cersei and piss
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Bastards and dwarfs
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Fire and ice
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T*ts and wine
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Cersei gathers lords to rally support against Daenerys. A nobleman from this family is apparently key to the plan, based on Jamie's personal appeal:
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Tarly
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Arryn
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Frey
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Tully
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Randyll Tarly is hesitant to take up arms against this family who is an enemy of Cersei:
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The Starks
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The Martells
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The Tyrells
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The Arryns
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In the absence of WebMD, archmaester Ebros pronounces Jorah Mormont incurable and allows Ser this much longer to stay in the Citadel.
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One more day
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No more than three weeks
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Two months
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Six hours
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Qybern brings Cersei down to the bowels of palace and shows her a fancy ________ that will supposedly be effective against Dany's dragons:
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Crossbow
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Poison
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Mirror
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Explosive
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Daenerys plans to lay siege to King's Landing using:
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The Dornish army
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The Highgardenish army
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The Dornish and Highgardeners
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Dragons
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Meanwhile, they Unsullied will be used to take:
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The Twins
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Riverrun
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Casterly Rock
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Storm's End
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You may not have notice, but very few scenes in Game of Thrones are sweet and touching. One such scene comes in the parting of Grey Worm and Missandei. Grey Worm refers to Missandei as his:
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Destiny
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Weakness
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Downfall
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Inspiration
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Grey Worm hesitates when Missandei starts to:
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Kiss him
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Disrobe in front of him
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Cry
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Undress him
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The you-know-what's on this guy: Sam pooh-poohs the title of the archmaester's book, saying that it needs to be more:
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Poetic
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Dramatic
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Humble
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Crowd-pleasing
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Nuts to the archmaester. Sam intends to save Ser Jorah's life through a rather indelicate procedure that involves lots of:
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Cutting
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Acid
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Burning
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Ice and fire
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Hot Pie sighting! In typical Hot Pie fashion, before providing Arya with helpful intel that makes her reconsider her journey, the baker notes the treatment of this as being key to a good pie:
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Flour
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Eggs
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Butter
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Cream
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On her way back north, Arya encounters a bunch of wolves, including her very own now-undomesticated direwolf. This episode reminds us that Arya's direworlf is named:
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Summer
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Nymeria
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Shaggydog
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Grey Wind
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Jon Snow announces to his assembled lords that he intends to travel south to meet with Danerys. With whom will he ride?
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Lady Mormont
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Littlefinger
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Brienne
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Davos
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What is Yara Greyjoy about to do when her fleet is attacked?
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Bestow a commendation of bravery upon Theon
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Teach Iron Island techniques to one of the Sand Snakes
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Sing a song to her crew
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Get it on with Ellaria Martell
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Remember when all we thought that the Sand Snakes were formidable fighters? Good times. This is the number of Sand Snakes we see perish during Euron's attack on the fleet:
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3
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2
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1
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0, so forget we said anything
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