1. | A number of characters in the film make fun of Greg's occupation. What does he do for a living? | ||
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He's a nurse | ||
He's a librarian | |||
He's a kindergarten teacher | |||
He's a figure skater | |||
2. | The film opens as Greg is planning to propose to Pam. Why doesn't he? | ||
He lost the engagement ring | |||
Pam doesn't want to get married before her sister | |||
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He hasn't asked her father for his permission | ||
He suffers a severe allergy attack | |||
3. | What type of rare flower does Greg bring to Jack as a gift? | ||
Brazillian orchid | |||
Bombay violet | |||
Minneapolis pansy | |||
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Jerusalem tulip | ||
4. | In his retirement, Jack started his own business manufacturing: | ||
Special toilet seats for cats | |||
Radar guns | |||
Stun guns for domestic use | |||
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Nanny cams | ||
5. | What song causes friction between Greg and Jack on their drive to the drug store? | ||
Purple Haze | |||
You Can't Always Get What You Want | |||
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Puff the Magic Dragon | ||
Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds | |||
6. | Jack met a man in the drug store parking lot. Who did this man turn out to be? | ||
Jack's old boss | |||
A rogue spy | |||
A priest | |||
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A travel agent | ||
7. | Which is not a line from Jack's poem about his mother | ||
...while the cancer ate away your organs like an unstoppable rebel force | |||
You were an angel from Heaven, but also you were an angel from God | |||
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When they took you from me, I was without captain, rudder or anchor | ||
You gave me life, you gave me milk, you gave me courage | |||
8. | Greg claimed that he milked a cat so that he could feed the run to the kitten litter. What was the runt's name? | ||
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Gepetto | ||
Lucky | |||
Scraps | |||
Angelina | |||
9. | After Greg destroys the urn holding the ashes of Jack's mother, what other unfortunate incident happens? | ||
Greg vacuums up the ashes with a Dustbuster | |||
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Jinx relieves himself on the ashes | ||
Greg spills champagne on the ashes | |||
Greg inhales the ashes, sending him into a sneezing fit | |||
10. | Jack gives Greg a polygraph test in his basement. What does Greg lie about? | ||
Smoking | |||
Having slept with Pam | |||
Parking tickets | |||
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Watching porn | ||
11. | What did Jack do for the CIA? | ||
Analyst | |||
Assassinations & Black Ops | |||
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Interrogation of suspected double agents | ||
Recruiting | |||
12. | When Pam sent Greg to her brother Denny's room to borrow clothes, Denny was: | ||
Doing a joint | |||
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Sneaking back into his own room | ||
Coming out of the shower | |||
Letting the snake out of its cage, as it were | |||
13. | Jack comes across a hash pipe which he believes belongs to Greg. Who did it belong to? | ||
Kevin (Owen Wilson) | |||
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Denny | ||
Pam's mom Dina | |||
Greg | |||
14. | What did Kevin give to Pam's sister for the wedding? | ||
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A hand-carved altar | ||
Exotic birds | |||
Their honeymoon vacation | |||
Stock certificates | |||
15. | Kevin and Pam had nicknames for each other derived from what movie? | ||
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Top Gun | ||
Reservoir Dogs | |||
Butch Cassidy and the Sundace Kid | |||
Caddyshack | |||
16. | The pool volleyball game at Kevin's house takes a tragic turn when: | ||
Greg knocks an electric fan into the pool | |||
Greg, unable to swim, starts to drown | |||
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Greg bloodies the nose of Pam's sister | ||
Greg knocks Jinx into the pool | |||
17. | Something was very, very wrong with the Byrnes' lawn. What? | ||
The grass was cut too short | |||
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The septic tank overflowed, creating a cesspool in the yard | ||
Yellow irises were planted, instead of the white ones Jack had insisted on | |||
The yard was infested with mosquitoes | |||
18. | Greg told Jack there was something in his suitcase for Pam. When Jack looked in the mis-delivered suitcase, he found: | ||
Drug | |||
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Sex toys | ||
Counterfeit Rolexes | |||
Stolen merchandise | |||
19. |
Put these events, which led to the yard catching fire, in order: A) Greg let Jinx out into the yard B) Greg knocked an electrical wire off the house C) Pam threw Greg's cigarettes onto the roof |
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B - C - A | |||
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C - A - B | ||
B - A - C | |||
A - C - B | |||
20. | Jinx's role in the wedding was to be: | ||
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Ringbearer | ||
Justice of the Peace | |||
Best man | |||
Maid of honor | |||
21. | The cat Greg found in the pound looked just like Jinx except for: | ||
The collar | |||
The ears | |||
The whiskers | |||
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The tail | ||
22. | The impostor Jinx: | ||
Ate the wedding cake and then vomitted voluminously | |||
Defiled the ashes of Jack's mother yet again | |||
Ransacked Greg's suitcase | |||
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Destroyed the wedding dress | ||
23. | Greg's legal name isn't Greg. What was it? | ||
Gumberg | |||
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Gaylord | ||
Gayle | |||
Gabriella | |||
24. | At the end of the film, Jack watches video taken from one of the nannycams. The video revealed that the party that was guilty of flushing the toilet which lead to the mess in the yard was: | ||
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Greg | ||
Jinx | |||
Jack | |||
Pam's mother | |||
25. | Further on in the video, Greg is blowing off steam with regards to Jack. Amid spastic kung fu moves, Greg says: "I've got one question for you. It's:" | ||
"Have you ever puffed the magic dragon?" | |||
"Can I marry your daughter finally?" | |||
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"Can you deal with that?" | ||
"Where's your stupid cat now?" | |||