Top of the morning to ye on this grey drizzling day. It's Saint Patrick's Day where everyone is a little bit Irish, except for whom?
|Mormons and Polish|
|Hillbillies and Latinos|
|Gays and Italians|
|Protestants and Asians|
Which is not one of the banners seen in Moe's tavern?
|Kiss Me, I'm Irish|
|Notre Dame Fighting Irish|
|Erin Go Bragh|
|Help Wanted No Irish Need Apply|
You can't seriously consider banning alcohol. Not only does it taste great and make women look attractive, what else does alcohol do?
|Makes you invulnerable to criticism|
|Allows more sexy time with young people|
|Makes you forget about your previous marriages|
|Makes hunting look like a game of hide and seek|
It turns out the law of prohibition in Springfield was issued 200 years ago. Which law was also issued?
|Turtles wearing glasses|
|Ducks wearing long pants|
|Chimps enrolling in gymnastics|
Now, that prohibition has taken effect, all alcoholic beverages have been buried in the dump. What's the name of the new Duff drink that eventually causes the brewery to file for bankruptcy?
With the lack of help from the police, Quimby hires a stern cop that will enforce the prohibition law, Rex Banner. Who sends him the second telegram?
What is Rex Banner's first plan to prohibition?
|Shooting beer kegs|
|Build a wall for bootleggers|
A shadowy figure appears on TV as a solitary visual. Who is he?
|Krusty the Clown|
Homer and Bart go to the dump, dig up the beer kegs, and put the beer in bowling bowls to serve a Moe's. How much does the beer cost?
During a police raid, Moe's Tavern gets turned into a pet shop. We see that Barney was inside when the counters and booth tables turn over, but who was originally there?
|Sam the barfly|
|Larry the barfly|
Since he has to create his own alcohol, Homer goes to a hardware store to purchase 42 bathtubs. The store has a special deal. What is it?
|40 for $5,000|
|50 for $3,000|
|30 for $2,000|
|60 for $6,000|
The first of Homer's homemade drink finally gets served straight from the bathtubs. Which one is it?
Comic Book Guy sarcastically claims that he is the Beer Baron, but only by night. What is he by day?
|Mild-mannered forensic scientist who's late for work|
|Millionaire living in a mansion on a hilltop|
|Mild-mannered reporter for a Metropolitan newspaper|
|Former U.S. Army doctor and UN ambassador|
Homer quits being the Beer Baron and helps Chief Wiggum get his job back. They stage Homer's arrest and tell everything about how he processed the liquor. Which part doesn't Wiggum mention?
|He spent $3,000 on the bathtubs|
|He made the beer out of barley|
|The explosion from the liquor set him on fire|
|He filled the bowling balls with a funnel|
How does Rex Banner meet his defeat?
|He storms off after hearing the prohibition's abolishment|
|He gets arrested by Chief Wiggum|
|Snake stabs him in the back and runs off|
|He gets booted out of town via catapult|
How long does it take to make everyone in Springfield drunk?