1. |
Fröhliche Weihnachten! In Germany, Santa's servant, Ruprecht gives presents to good children and what to parents of bad ones? |
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Bullwhips | |||
Spanking paddles | |||
Whipping rods | |||
Stockades | |||
2. |
How many times does Lisa ask for a pony on her Christmas wish list? |
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four | |||
five | |||
six | |||
seven | |||
3. |
Need we remind that Marge kept some money for Christmas shopping this year. Where does she secretly stash it? |
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Behind the refrigerator | |||
Under the mattress of Maggie's crib | |||
Under the kitchen table | |||
Inside her hair | |||
4. |
What is the name of the tattoo parlor at the Springfield Mall? |
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The Junky Rider | |||
The Dirty Punk | |||
The Lucky Rebel | |||
The Happy Sailor | |||
5. |
The place in the Springfield Mall to get a laser tattoo removal surgery is next to a... |
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Popcorn station | |||
Cookie bakery | |||
Toy store | |||
Milkshake station | |||
6. |
Homer does love Marge, but feels that he doesn't deserve her as much as a guy with a fat wallet and a what? |
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Unlimited supply of steakhouse coupons | |||
Remote control for a sexy toaster machine | |||
Credit card that won't set off that horrible beeping | |||
Pocket-sized checkbook printer | |||
7. |
In an attempt to save Christmas, Homer decides to go Christmas shopping at a discount store. What does he buy for Lisa? |
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Mali Boo Girl doll | |||
Happy Little Elves VHS tape | |||
T-bone squeaky toy | |||
It doesn't say | |||
8. |
Also, can you remember the name of the discount store? |
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33 Cent Store | |||
Circus of Values | |||
Deals on Wheels | |||
Discount Tree | |||
9. |
During Santa training, what is Homer's main concern? |
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How much Santa gets paid | |||
If each Santa earns money from the charity boxes | |||
If Santa takes tips from customers | |||
When he gets paid | |||
10. |
What is Patty's concern with Homer's Christmas tree? |
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The bird house | |||
The smell of gun powder | |||
The lack of price tag | |||
The estranged shape | |||
11. |
During Pay Day, Homer earns a check containing a whopping thirteen dollars. How much gross income was he excepted to earn? |
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$120 | |||
$140 | |||
$150 | |||
$138 | |||
12. |
Which was not one of the reasons for such a low income? |
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Less costume purchase | |||
Less social security | |||
Less health insurance | |||
Less Christmas Club | |||
13. |
What is the name of Barney's betting race dog, Number 6? |
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Whirlwind | |||
Quadruped | |||
Sir Galahad | |||
Dog O' War | |||
14. |
Let's see if you know probability. The chances of Santa's Little Helper (number 8) winning the dog races is 99 to 1. In other words... |
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0.9% | |||
9% | |||
1% | |||
0.09% | |||
15. |
Finish the lyrics: And all the other reindeer, Used to laugh and call him names (Like ________) And never let poor Rudolph Join in any reindeer games (Like _______) |
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Schnozzola; Blackjack | |||
Red honker; Strip Poker | |||
De Bergerac; Twister | |||
Schnozzola; Strip Poker | |||