| 1. |
![]() Fröhliche Weihnachten! In Germany, Santa's servant, Ruprecht gives presents to good children and what to parents of bad ones? |
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| Bullwhips | |||
| Spanking paddles | |||
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Whipping rods | ||
| Stockades | |||
| 2. |
![]() How many times does Lisa ask for a pony on her Christmas wish list? |
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| four | |||
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five | ||
| six | |||
| seven | |||
| 3. |
![]() Need we remind that Marge kept some money for Christmas shopping this year. Where does she secretly stash it? |
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| Behind the refrigerator | |||
| Under the mattress of Maggie's crib | |||
| Under the kitchen table | |||
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Inside her hair | ||
| 4. |
![]() What is the name of the tattoo parlor at the Springfield Mall? |
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| The Junky Rider | |||
| The Dirty Punk | |||
| The Lucky Rebel | |||
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The Happy Sailor | ||
| 5. |
![]() The place in the Springfield Mall to get a laser tattoo removal surgery is next to a... |
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Popcorn station | ||
| Cookie bakery | |||
| Toy store | |||
| Milkshake station | |||
| 6. |
![]() Homer does love Marge, but feels that he doesn't deserve her as much as a guy with a fat wallet and a what? |
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| Unlimited supply of steakhouse coupons | |||
| Remote control for a sexy toaster machine | |||
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Credit card that won't set off that horrible beeping | ||
| Pocket-sized checkbook printer | |||
| 7. |
![]() In an attempt to save Christmas, Homer decides to go Christmas shopping at a discount store. What does he buy for Lisa? |
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| Mali Boo Girl doll | |||
| Happy Little Elves VHS tape | |||
| T-bone squeaky toy | |||
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It doesn't say | ||
| 8. |
![]() Also, can you remember the name of the discount store? |
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| 33 Cent Store | |||
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Circus of Values | ||
| Deals on Wheels | |||
| Discount Tree | |||
| 9. |
![]() During Santa training, what is Homer's main concern? |
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| How much Santa gets paid | |||
| If each Santa earns money from the charity boxes | |||
| If Santa takes tips from customers | |||
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When he gets paid | ||
| 10. |
![]() What is Patty's concern with Homer's Christmas tree? |
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| The bird house | |||
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The smell of gun powder | ||
| The lack of price tag | |||
| The estranged shape | |||
| 11. |
![]() During Pay Day, Homer earns a check containing a whopping thirteen dollars. How much gross income was he excepted to earn? |
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$120 | ||
| $140 | |||
| $150 | |||
| $138 | |||
| 12. |
![]() Which was not one of the reasons for such a low income? |
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| Less costume purchase | |||
| Less social security | |||
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Less health insurance | ||
| Less Christmas Club | |||
| 13. |
![]() What is the name of Barney's betting race dog, Number 6? |
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Whirlwind | ||
| Quadruped | |||
| Sir Galahad | |||
| Dog O' War | |||
| 14. |
![]() Let's see if you know probability. The chances of Santa's Little Helper (number 8) winning the dog races is 99 to 1. In other words... |
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| 0.9% | |||
| 9% | |||
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1% | ||
| 0.09% | |||
| 15. |
![]() Finish the lyrics: And all the other reindeer, Used to laugh and call him names (Like ________) And never let poor Rudolph Join in any reindeer games (Like _______) |
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| Schnozzola; Blackjack | |||
| Red honker; Strip Poker | |||
| De Bergerac; Twister | |||
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Schnozzola; Strip Poker | ||