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| 1. | So, you think you know your cadets, do you private?!! Alright, who is the first private to get his head shaved? | ||
| Joker | |||
| Cowboy | |||
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Animal Mother | ||
| Rafterman | |||
| 2. | Alright, smart ass. If you're in the Marine Corps, surely you would know where you're stationed. What the hell state are you at, private? | ||
| Florida | |||
| Alabama | |||
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South Carolina | ||
| North Carolina | |||
| 3. | What is your platoon number, shit-body? | ||
| 1235 | |||
| 3075 | |||
| 3057 | |||
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3092 | ||
| 4. | Tonight, you will sleep with your rifle. You will give your rifle a girl's name. Because this is the only pussy you will ever get. What is Gomer Pyle's rifle's name? | ||
| Marcia | |||
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Charlene | ||
| Jacqueline | |||
| Dolly | |||
| 5. | I expect you to know your jodies when we march up and down our base. Which cadence did we not chant? Or have you got shit in your ears? | ||
| Pin my medals upon my chest/ Tell my mom I done my best | |||
| I don't want no teenage queen/ I just want my M14 | |||
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Uncle Sam has gotten me hard/ 'Cause I fight for him with no holds barred | ||
| Up in the morning to the rising sun/ Gonna run all day 'til the running's done | |||
| 6. | Observe every fag maggot on the rifle positioning line. What is wrong with Joker's positioning? I bet you'd eat ten pounds of cow shit that you don't recognize him. | ||
| He placed the M14 more than four inches away from his chest | |||
| His hands were less than five inches apart when holding the M14 | |||
| He held his M14 two inches lower than the trigger | |||
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He moved his head when switching his M14 from right to left shoulder | ||
| 7. | Because you're such a big fat-body, you will be guided by your new squad leader, Private Joker, who will teach you how to operate like a Marine, except... | ||
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Do proper pull-ups | ||
| Arrange your bed neatly | |||
| M14 rifle positioning | |||
| Properly arrange your shoelaces | |||
| 8. | IF THERE'S ONE THING I CAN'T STAND IT'S... | ||
| A PRIVATE WHO CAN'T DO PULL-UPS!! | |||
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AN UNLOCKED FOOTLOCKER!! | ||
| HO CHI MINH'S ASSHOLE!! | |||
| SLOW-ASS FUCKSTICKS LIKE YOU!! | |||
| 9. | As people from Texas know, Charles Whitman was a man who killed people in a 28-story high tower at the University of Texas. How many people did he kill? | ||
| Ten | |||
| Nine | |||
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Twelve | ||
| Eleven | |||
| 10. | On to Lee Harvey Oswald. Everyone knows that he shot John F. Kennedy in a book suppository building at Dallas. How tall was that building? ..... None of your dumbasses know. | ||
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250 feet | ||
| 150 feet | |||
| 200 feet | |||
| 300 feet | |||
| 11. | I hope you ladies have been paying attention, because I assigned all of you to your military positions. Which cadet has not been assigned to 0300 Infantry? | ||
| Toe Jam | |||
| Cowboy | |||
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Adams | ||
| Taylor | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Adams is being promoted 1800 Engineers, which he will be searching for mines. |
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| 12. | You're out in 'nam and a hooker has you pay to suck her pussy. But your son of a bitch of a mother says you can pay less than $5. How much would you pay? | ||
| $8 | |||
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$10 | ||
| $12 | |||
| $15 | |||
| 13. | Ann-Margret and her entourage are headed to Vietnam next week. I need someone in the airfield to stick with her in a couple of days. Who's gonna take that job? | ||
| Joker | |||
| Snowball | |||
| Cowboy | |||
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Rafterman | ||
| 14. | Alright, Private! You're only half way through. You're still a maggot piece of amphibian shit. Let's see if you know Lieutenant Lockhart's office. What can't you see in there? | ||
| A cardboard cut-out of Snoopy | |||
| An open parasol | |||
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a miniature American flag | ||
| A flag of California | |||
| 15. |
Have you been listening to the music? The best fuckin' music in America. Place that soundtrack in order of appearance! Go! You have ten seconds! Go! Go! Go!! A. Surfin' Bird B. Paint it Black C. Chapel of Love D. Wooly Bully |
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| C, B, D, A | |||
| C, A, D, B | |||
| A, C, D, B | |||
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C, D, A, B | ||
| 16. | I sent you to become a member of Private Joker's Lusthog Squad. If you can't remember the nonmember of you troupe, I will eat your badge in front of a million Commie bastards. | ||
| Cowboy | |||
| Donlon | |||
| Animal Mother | |||
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Shortround | ||
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By way of explanation.....
Shortround, who doesn't appear in the film, appeared in Short-Timers, the book the film was based on. |
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| 17. | I want you to read that passage on Animal Mother's helmet. Your piss knows where it comes from and so does your puke. Which author coined that phrase? If you don't know this, you have shit for brains. | ||
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J. Robert Oppenheimer | ||
| Mahatma Gandhi | |||
| Martin Luther King Jr. | |||
| Studs Terkel | |||
| 18. | There's a film crew making a documentary about your war and you start cat-calling during their shot. Which quote doesn't match with the character? | ||
| Eightball: Yeah, Joker can be John Wayne. I'll be a horse! | |||
| Animal Mother: Hey, we'll have the gooks play the Indians! | |||
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Doc Jay: THE Rock can be a rock! | ||
| THE Rock: I'll be Ann-Margaret! | |||
| 19. | “When the shit really hits the fan, who do they call? They call Mother Green and her killing machine!” Who is that twinkled-toed shit-sucker who coined that phrase? The fairy fucking godmother said it!! | ||
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Rafterman | ||
| Doc Jay | |||
| Crazy Earl | |||
| Cowboy | |||
| 20. | What does Eightball call his big black dick? | ||
| Underpants Longleech | |||
| Long John Blackman | |||
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Alabama Blacksnake | ||
| John Henry Thomas | |||
| 21. | Have you seen what happened to Private Crazy Earl? He was picking something up and then a landmine exploded around him. What was on the ground? | ||
| A Winnie-the-Pooh knock-off toy | |||
| A Mao-Tze Dong plushie | |||
| A Snoopy doll | |||
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A stuffed rabbit | ||
| 22. | Everyone in the Marine Corps knows that Eightball got shot by a Viet Cong sniper. Where does that 762 nugget hit him first? | ||
| His chest | |||
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His crotch | ||
| His leg | |||
| His hip | |||
| 23. | Be careful, sweetheart! You don't want to get sucked into a zipper ambush, don't you? Where is that sniper fire coming from, private? | ||
| Tam Phuong building | |||
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My Toan building | ||
| Hynos building | |||
| Hai Bien building | |||
| 24. | Joker just mercy-killed a female sniper! Well, good for him! He should get a fuckin' medal, a medal of what? | ||
| Murder | |||
| Justice | |||
| Heroism | |||
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Ugly | ||
| 25. | Alright private, one more question, and you could be a REAL Mariner. How much did Vincent D'Onofrio gain to prepare his role as the fat-body Pyle? | ||
| 50 lbs | |||
| 60 lbs | |||
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70 lbs | ||
| 80 lbs | |||
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