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In the opening of Modern Family's first Halloween episode, who is frightened by severed hand gag?
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Luke
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Manny
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Gloria
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Haley
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Mitchell is delighted that, unlike at his stuffy previous office, at his new law firm, dressing up for Halloween is encouraged. At least, it is by two idiots. What type of costume does Mitchell wear to the office?
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A pilot
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A cowboy
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A priest
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A superhero
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Cam has suffered childhood Halloween trauma, and he takes the entire episode to relate the story. What is the upshot of the incident, that is so awful he simultaneously can't speak of it and yet can't stop talking about it?
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He chipped a tooth
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He wet his pants
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He split his pants
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He threw up
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Jay recalls a past Halloween when, at Haley's behest, he threw together a costume and told everyone he was:
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Snoop Dogg
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Ice Cube
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Eminem
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Dr. Dre
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Meanwhile, this Halloween, Jay's costume will be this (which Gloria has a hard time pronouncing):
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Cyclops
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Hunchback
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Poltergeist
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Gargoyle
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6.
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What starts to betray Mitchell at the office?
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A swishing sound when he walks
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His costume is visible beneath his suit
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His shoes make a squeaking sound
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His costume is extremely itchy
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Phil and Claire's neighbor Jerry is supposed to play the porch scarecrow for the haunted house. Jerry can't, because he:
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Is dead
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Is getting divorced
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Has to be rushed to the hospital
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Got in a fight with Claire
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Thanks to Gloria's difficulty in pronouncing certain words, Jay ends up with a carton of:
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Religious figurines
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Thumbtacks
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Slinkys
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Ping pong balls
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Claire asks Haley if she is trying to attract Japanese businessmen when she dresses as a sexy:
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Nurse
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School teacher
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Cowgirl
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Cop
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10.
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What finally draws the attention of the entire office to the costume-clad Mitchell?
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He sets off fire alarms
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He gets trapped in an elevator
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He sets off car alarms
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He falls off the downspout he is trying to climb
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Haley's last attempt at a costume is that of this historical female:
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Joan of Arc
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Mother Theresa
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Martha Washington
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Florence Nightingale
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12.
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Who is in a cage for the haunted house?
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Manny
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Luke
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Haley
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Alex
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What is Gloria's line, which she attempts to pronounce in proper American English?
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Your worst dreams have come true
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You will never get out alive
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We know what scares you most
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Welcome to your nightmare
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And whose head is on a platter?
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Cam
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Phil
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Jay
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Mitchell
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Who says it?
This whole thing is a colossal fog queue
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Claire
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Jay
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Mitchell
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Cam
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16.
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And finally, before all tensions and arguments are settled and the haunted house goes off to the delight of the Dunphys, who gets punched really, really hard?
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Jay
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Mitchell
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Manny
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Luke
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