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Tommy Chong cheated on Cheech Marin when it came to smoking the reefer. Maybe that's why they split up so angrily. Which action hero confessed he was Chong's frequent weed partner?
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Kurt Russell
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Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Wesley Snipes
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Sylvester Stallone
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The Emmys never seem to get it right about the best shows, but we can't complain with their selection this year. Which basic cable show was named Best Drama?
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Burn Notice
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Mad Men
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Monk
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Psych
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The new James Bond theme by Jack White and Alicia Keys hit the air this week and reviews aren't exactly glowing. What's the song called?
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Another Way to Die
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Before the End of the Night
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Lust and Vengeance
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Webster's Dictionary Defines Quantum As...
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This unfunny comedian isn't laughing at the moment, as he/she is currently homeless. Who got evicted by a landlord for failing to scoop up after their pooping puppy?
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Dane Cook
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Kathy Griffin
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Larry the Cable Guy
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Carlos Mencia
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This was a rough week for The Girls Next Door. Holly Madison, the one who has been begging to have Hugh Hefner's baby, got busted canoodling with this celebrity:
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Criss Angel
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David Blaine
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Kid Rock
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Chad Kroeger
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Meanwhile, Kendra Wilkinson, the least intelligent of The Girls Next Door (no small feat in and of itself), was outed as secretly dating and promising to marry this Philadelphia athlete:
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Hank Baskett
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Ryan Howard
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Donovan McNabb
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Chase Utley
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This 1980s movie classic made its Broadway debut this week and featured BOP fave Allison Janney in a lead role.
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9 to 5
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Cannonball Run
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Ghostbusters
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Porky's
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Okay, it's time to discuss Hollywood's insistence on desecrating the sanctity of marriage. Lindsay Lohan finally came out of the closet. Who got the big scoop?
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The Daily Show
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Loveline on KROQ
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TMZ
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The View
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Clay Aiken ruined the hopes and dreams of all of those Claymates who once inundated BOP with hostile emails one fateful Thanksgiving weekend (your fresh tears are our happiness!). What did he say was the reason for his sudden bout of honesty?
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A desire to share his newfound love with the world.
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A Lance Bass joke from Tropic Thunder got to him.
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Aspirations to be a parent who never lies to his child. Good luck with that.
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TMZ caught him in a fateful embrace
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George Michael, the last iteration of Clay Aiken, had an exciting week. What happened to him?
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He admitted to an affair with Eli Stone creator Greg Berlanti.
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He was busted for drug possession. Again.
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He was caught in an embrace with Eli Stone co-star Victor Garber.
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He was chosen for knighthood by the queen (note: not Helen Mirren).
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Okay, that's enough gay stuff for the week. What we need now is to firmly embrace heterosexuality once more. Back us up here, Sarah Palin! What actor/beacon of virtue refused to do a love scene, stating he would only kiss his wife from now on?
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Kirk Cameron
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Jim Caviezel
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Charlie Sheen
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Mel Gibson
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Blessed are the mothers. Which actress claims she became pregnant because "she swam in fertility waters" while filming a movie? Holy water, indeed.
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Jessica Alba
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Nicole Kidman
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Jennifer Lopez
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Natascha McElhone
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Speaking of expectant mothers who fervently embrace the idea of marital relations, which naughty minx has said that her baby bump is twice as large because she's having twins?
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Megan Fox (She's not the answer, we just know she craves attention.)
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Kim Kardashian
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Jenna Jameson
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Sienna Miller
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Love isn't easy, even for heterosexuals. Which goddess of love is back on the market again after dumping her musician boyfriend?
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Drew Barrymore
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Nia Long
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Natalie Portman
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Winona Ryder. Again.
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What's the next best thing to heterosexuality? Alcohol! And this rock star clearly agrees with us as he's started his own brand of beer?
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Bono
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Kid Rock
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Bruce Springsteen
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Steven Tyler
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John Cusack, cantankerous human being that he is, revealed he has an odd constraint for his next movie shoot. What won't he do?
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Attend a week of basic training, sending an assistant in his stead.
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Sit in an American car.
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Stand nude unless he gets to wear socks.
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Work on days when the Cubs play.
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The news was less sunny for the drummer of this rock band, who was in a plane crash that killed four.
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Blink 182
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Kings of Leon
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My Chemical Romance
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Plain White Ts
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So, uh, Robert Wagner -- often considered one of the sweetest guys in Hollywood -- confesses in his autobiography released this week that he frequently sat in a parking lot stroking his gun (not a euphemism) and thinking about killing this person.
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Warren Beatty
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Clark Gable
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Christopher Walken
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Natalie Wood
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We're not saying we agree or disagree with him, but this actor who has portrayed James Bond said this week that "I'm the worst Bond."
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Sean Connery
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Timothy Dalton
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George Lazenby
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Roger Moore
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David Letterman is pissed. John McCain stood him up in order to ostensibly fly back to Washington. Instead, he got boosted doing an interview with this newscaster:
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Katie Couric
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Keith Olbermann
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Brian Williams
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Oprah Winfrey
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