1. |
The movie opens with Bond infiltrating an airbase in an unnamed Caribbean country. How? |
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By hiding on the undercarriage of a truck | |||
By impersonating a high-ranking officer who looks exactly like Bond, only with a moustache | |||
The woman he is travelling with distracts the guards with her legs, giving Bond time to sneak in | |||
With his blond hair, blue eyes and plummy accent, Bond fits right in | |||
2. |
Bond is rumbled at the air base and taken away in a truck. He promptly escapes using the guard's parachutes, a horse-float and what mode of transport? |
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A horse | |||
A dune buggy | |||
A speedboat | |||
The world's smallest jet aircraft | |||
3. |
A reception at the British Embassy in East Berlin is rudely interrupted by a mortally-wounded 009 dressed as a clown. What does he die trying to deliver? |
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A code machine | |||
A diamond | |||
A Fabergé egg | |||
Juggling balls | |||
4. |
Back in London, Bond is called to M's office and finds that Moneypenny has a new assistant. What is her name? |
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Penelope Smallbone | |||
Penelope Smallbush | |||
Penelope Smallmouth | |||
Penelope Smallpants | |||
5. |
Bond's assignment is to go to a Sotheby's auction to identify the seller of a Fabergé egg, which is advertised in the auction brochure as: |
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Property of a Lady | |||
The Hildebrand Rarity | |||
Scrambled Eggs | |||
Risico | |||
6. |
Bond follows the egg's buyer, Kamal Khan, to India. His local contact, Vijay, identifies himself to Bond by: |
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Greeting him at the airport | |||
Buying him a martini, shaken, not stirred | |||
Playing the Bond theme music on a snake charmer's flute | |||
Saying the code phrase 'Would you like a ride in my tuk-tuk?' | |||
7. |
Rocking the white tuxedo, Bond catches Kamal Khan cheating at what game? |
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Chess | |||
Roulette | |||
Backgammon | |||
Pai Gow | |||
8. |
On losing 200,000 rupees to Bond, Kamal Khan's advice to his opponent is: |
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Your luck will change sooner than you think, Mr Bond. | |||
You play a dangerous game, Mr Bond. | |||
Spend the money quickly, Mr Bond. | |||
Sleep lightly, Mr Bond. | |||
9. |
After leaving the casino, Bond is attacked by Kamal's men. Where does he get the sword from? |
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A sword salesman | |||
A sword swallower | |||
A sword maker | |||
The dude with the sword that he just punched out | |||
10. |
Kamal goes to visit the mysterious Octopussy on her island. He is transported there by barge, powered by scantily-clad women rowing to the chant of: |
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In! Out! | |||
One! Two! | |||
Stroke! Stroke! | |||
Pull! Pull! | |||
11. |
Magda meets Bond for dinner and has his photo taken, telling him "It's for my scrapbook. I collect... memories." Bond's response is: |
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Well, let's get around to making a few. | |||
Will I be joining them soon? | |||
At my age, I understand completely. | |||
Well, I think you have some very nice mammaries already. | |||
12. |
Bond is captured by Kamal and invited to dinner. What's the main course? |
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Chilled monkey brains | |||
Curried goat's feet | |||
Python vindaloo | |||
Stuffed sheep's head | |||
13. |
Who does Bond invite in for a nightcap? |
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Octopussy | |||
Magda | |||
Gobinda | |||
Magda, then Gobinda | |||
14. |
Bond escapes from Kamal's palace and sneaks onto Octopussy's island using what mode of transport? |
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Canoe | |||
Octopussy's barge | |||
Crocodile submarine | |||
Fishing boat | |||
15. |
Why does Octopussy invite Bond to be her guest for a few days? |
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Bond served with her father in the Royal Navy | |||
Bond allowed her father to commit suicide instead of arresting him | |||
Bond killed her father and she wants to keep him close for revenge | |||
She's into older men – they remind her of her father | |||
16. |
Kamal: "You seem to have this nasty habit of surviving." Bond replies: |
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You know what they say about the fittest. | |||
I'll just have to live with that. | |||
Merely delaying the inevitable. | |||
I'm James Bond, bitch! | |||
17. |
Jewelery-smuggling is her main business, but Octopussy has diversified her business empire into: |
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Cruise ships | |||
bordellos | |||
circuses | |||
microelectronics | |||
18. |
Why isn't Q worried that Bond hasn't been seen since he went to Octopussy's island? |
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Because he's more worried about getting his crocodile submarine back in one piece | |||
Because the homing detector in Bond's shoe is working | |||
Because Bond always turns up alright | |||
Because Bond is on an island exclusively populated by beautiful women. Duh! | |||
19. |
In addition to the snappy military uniform above, Bond has several wardrobe changes over the course of the movie. What outfit does he not wear? |
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Clown outfit | |||
Gorilla costume | |||
Pirate clothes | |||
Safari suit | |||
20. |
General Orlov plans to detonate a nuclear bomb at a US airbase, and believes Western Europe will respond by: |
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Invading East Germany, where his tank divisions will be waiting to crush them | |||
Ending diplomatic relations, and other pitiful sabre-rattling | |||
Doing nothing, because the West is ideologically weak | |||
Unilaterally disarming, because everyone will think it was an American bomb | |||
21. |
General Orlov is eventually killed by: |
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General Gogol | |||
Border guards | |||
An octopus | |||
Bond | |||
22. |
Octopussy does not feature death by: |
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razor-sharp yo-yo | |||
octopus | |||
acid-filled pen | |||
bed of nails | |||
23. |
In the circus, Mishka and Grishka are: |
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Trained bears | |||
Trapeze artists | |||
Identical twin knife-throwers | |||
Clowns | |||
24. |
After foiling Kamal's plans, Bond follows him to India, arriving at his palace by: |
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Parachute | |||
Jetski | |||
Hang glider | |||
Balloon with the Union Jack on it | |||
25. |
In Ian Fleming's short story Octopussy, Bond is sent to arrest Major Dexter Smythe, an army officer who stole a cache of Nazi gold. Bond has a personal stake in the arrest because Smythe killed his: |
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father | |||
friend and colleague, 009 | |||
ski instructor | |||
massage therapist | |||