| 1. |
The movie opens with Bond infiltrating an airbase in an unnamed Caribbean country. How? |
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| By hiding on the undercarriage of a truck | |||
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By impersonating a high-ranking officer who looks exactly like Bond, only with a moustache | ||
| The woman he is travelling with distracts the guards with her legs, giving Bond time to sneak in | |||
| With his blond hair, blue eyes and plummy accent, Bond fits right in | |||
| 2. |
Bond is rumbled at the air base and taken away in a truck. He promptly escapes using the guard's parachutes, a horse-float and what mode of transport? |
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| A horse | |||
| A dune buggy | |||
| A speedboat | |||
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The world's smallest jet aircraft | ||
| 3. |
A reception at the British Embassy in East Berlin is rudely interrupted by a mortally-wounded 009 dressed as a clown. What does he die trying to deliver? |
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| A code machine | |||
| A diamond | |||
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A Fabergé egg | ||
| Juggling balls | |||
| 4. |
Back in London, Bond is called to M's office and finds that Moneypenny has a new assistant. What is her name? |
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Penelope Smallbone | ||
| Penelope Smallbush | |||
| Penelope Smallmouth | |||
| Penelope Smallpants | |||
| 5. |
Bond's assignment is to go to a Sotheby's auction to identify the seller of a Fabergé egg, which is advertised in the auction brochure as: |
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Property of a Lady | ||
| The Hildebrand Rarity | |||
| Scrambled Eggs | |||
| Risico | |||
| 6. |
Bond follows the egg's buyer, Kamal Khan, to India. His local contact, Vijay, identifies himself to Bond by: |
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| Greeting him at the airport | |||
| Buying him a martini, shaken, not stirred | |||
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Playing the Bond theme music on a snake charmer's flute | ||
| Saying the code phrase 'Would you like a ride in my tuk-tuk?' | |||
| 7. |
Rocking the white tuxedo, Bond catches Kamal Khan cheating at what game? |
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| Chess | |||
| Roulette | |||
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Backgammon | ||
| Pai Gow | |||
| 8. |
On losing 200,000 rupees to Bond, Kamal Khan's advice to his opponent is: |
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| Your luck will change sooner than you think, Mr Bond. | |||
| You play a dangerous game, Mr Bond. | |||
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Spend the money quickly, Mr Bond. | ||
| Sleep lightly, Mr Bond. | |||
| 9. |
After leaving the casino, Bond is attacked by Kamal's men. Where does he get the sword from? |
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| A sword salesman | |||
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A sword swallower | ||
| A sword maker | |||
| The dude with the sword that he just punched out | |||
| 10. |
Kamal goes to visit the mysterious Octopussy on her island. He is transported there by barge, powered by scantily-clad women rowing to the chant of: |
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In! Out! | ||
| One! Two! | |||
| Stroke! Stroke! | |||
| Pull! Pull! | |||
| 11. |
Magda meets Bond for dinner and has his photo taken, telling him "It's for my scrapbook. I collect... memories." Bond's response is: |
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Well, let's get around to making a few. | ||
| Will I be joining them soon? | |||
| At my age, I understand completely. | |||
| Well, I think you have some very nice mammaries already. | |||
| 12. |
Bond is captured by Kamal and invited to dinner. What's the main course? |
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| Chilled monkey brains | |||
| Curried goat's feet | |||
| Python vindaloo | |||
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Stuffed sheep's head | ||
| 13. |
Who does Bond invite in for a nightcap? |
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| Octopussy | |||
| Magda | |||
| Gobinda | |||
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Magda, then Gobinda | ||
| 14. |
Bond escapes from Kamal's palace and sneaks onto Octopussy's island using what mode of transport? |
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| Canoe | |||
| Octopussy's barge | |||
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Crocodile submarine | ||
| Fishing boat | |||
| 15. |
Why does Octopussy invite Bond to be her guest for a few days? |
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| Bond served with her father in the Royal Navy | |||
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Bond allowed her father to commit suicide instead of arresting him | ||
| Bond killed her father and she wants to keep him close for revenge | |||
| She's into older men – they remind her of her father | |||
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Kamal: "You seem to have this nasty habit of surviving." Bond replies: |
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You know what they say about the fittest. | ||
| I'll just have to live with that. | |||
| Merely delaying the inevitable. | |||
| I'm James Bond, bitch! | |||
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Jewelery-smuggling is her main business, but Octopussy has diversified her business empire into: |
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| Cruise ships | |||
| bordellos | |||
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circuses | ||
| microelectronics | |||
| 18. |
Why isn't Q worried that Bond hasn't been seen since he went to Octopussy's island? |
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| Because he's more worried about getting his crocodile submarine back in one piece | |||
| Because the homing detector in Bond's shoe is working | |||
| Because Bond always turns up alright | |||
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Because Bond is on an island exclusively populated by beautiful women. Duh! | ||
| 19. |
In addition to the snappy military uniform above, Bond has several wardrobe changes over the course of the movie. What outfit does he not wear? |
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| Clown outfit | |||
| Gorilla costume | |||
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Pirate clothes | ||
| Safari suit | |||
| 20. |
General Orlov plans to detonate a nuclear bomb at a US airbase, and believes Western Europe will respond by: |
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| Invading East Germany, where his tank divisions will be waiting to crush them | |||
| Ending diplomatic relations, and other pitiful sabre-rattling | |||
| Doing nothing, because the West is ideologically weak | |||
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Unilaterally disarming, because everyone will think it was an American bomb | ||
| 21. |
General Orlov is eventually killed by: |
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| General Gogol | |||
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Border guards | ||
| An octopus | |||
| Bond | |||
| 22. |
Octopussy does not feature death by: |
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| razor-sharp yo-yo | |||
| octopus | |||
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acid-filled pen | ||
| bed of nails | |||
| 23. |
In the circus, Mishka and Grishka are: |
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| Trained bears | |||
| Trapeze artists | |||
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Identical twin knife-throwers | ||
| Clowns | |||
| 24. |
After foiling Kamal's plans, Bond follows him to India, arriving at his palace by: |
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| Parachute | |||
| Jetski | |||
| Hang glider | |||
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Balloon with the Union Jack on it | ||
| 25. |
In Ian Fleming's short story Octopussy, Bond is sent to arrest Major Dexter Smythe, an army officer who stole a cache of Nazi gold. Bond has a personal stake in the arrest because Smythe killed his: |
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| father | |||
| friend and colleague, 009 | |||
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ski instructor | ||
| massage therapist | |||