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| 1. | The Crimson Permanent Assurance is a short film about accountants turning into... | ||
| Knights | |||
| Ninjas | |||
| Soldiers | |||
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Pirates | ||
| 2. | What's the name of the fish being eaten? | ||
| Arthur | |||
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Howard | ||
| Nigel | |||
| Simon | |||
| 3. | How much is the most expensive machine in the hospital? | ||
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£ 3/4 million | ||
| £ 1/2 million | |||
| £ 1/2 billion | |||
| £ 1.6 million | |||
| 4. | What religious group is not allowed to spill their sperm? | ||
| Hindus | |||
| Mormons | |||
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Catholics | ||
| Pagans | |||
| 5. | Which is not an alternative name for a condom? | ||
| French Ticklers | |||
| Black Mambos | |||
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Roman Predators | ||
| Crocodile Ribs | |||
| 6. | What did the Midianites do in Ram Gilead in Kadesh Bilgemath? | ||
| Drank the goat's blood and feasted on the flesh | |||
| Killed and buried the elder Midianite | |||
| Got their haircuts and moved their clothes onto the lower peg | |||
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Slew goats and placed them in little pots | ||
| 7. | What is one of the ways to get the vaginal juices flowing? | ||
| Biting the neck | |||
| Kneading the buttocks | |||
| Stroking the thighs | |||
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All of the above | ||
| 8. | Who gives Blackitt an ormolu clock? | ||
| Spadger | |||
| Walters | |||
| Sturridge | |||
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No one | ||
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By way of explanation.....
If you read the question, or recognize the soldiers' names, carefully, Blackitt (Eric Idle) is the soldier giving the ormolu clock to Biggs (Terry Jones) |
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| 9. | Which soldier would rather play the piano than march up and down the square? | ||
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Wycliff | ||
| Coles | |||
| Atkinson | |||
| Johnson | |||
| 10. | What we're looking for here is I think, and this is no more than an educated guess, I'd like to make that clear, is some multi-cellular life form with stripes, huge razor-sharp teeth, about eleven foot long and of the genus ________. What we doctors, in fact, call a tiger. | ||
| Felis Carnivorus | |||
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Felis Horribilis | ||
| Panthera Tigris | |||
| P. T. Amoyensis | |||
| 11. | Which is not one of the reasons that the two men are dressed as a tiger? | ||
| They're on a mission to attack the Tsarist Ashanti Chief | |||
| They're shooting a commercial for coffee | |||
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They're attempting a new method of attacking the Zulus | ||
| They found it in a bicycle shop in Cairo | |||
| 12. | Welcome to the Middle of the Quiz. Here, we'll ask you to find the fish. Where is it? | ||
| Behind the sofa | |||
| In the bureau drawer | |||
| In the cupboard | |||
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It never tells us | ||
| 13. | When a tourist couple enters the reception desk, who are they greeted by? | ||
| A concierge dressed as a goldfish | |||
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A maitre d' dressed as Little Bo Peep | ||
| A waiter with green skin and an elephant head | |||
| Two secretaries in a pantomime horse costume | |||
| 14. | Who could most likely not be a philosopher? | ||
| Arthur Schopenhauer | |||
| Selina Jones | |||
| Friedrich Nietzsche | |||
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Emmanuel Kant | ||
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By way of explanation.....
There's no 'S' in Emmanuel Kant |
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| 15. | What is the fastest light speed in the galaxy? (mpm= miles per minute) | ||
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12 million mpm | ||
| 10 million mpm | |||
| 9 million mpm | |||
| 2 million mpm | |||
| 16. | Why don't souls develop over time, according to The Very Big Corporation of America? | ||
| They develop only on the good | |||
| They exist only on people who believe in souls | |||
| They disappear when people reach adulthood | |||
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They get distracted by everyday trivia | ||
| 17. | Which flamboyant celebrity is singing in the restaurant? | ||
| Liberace | |||
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Noel Coward | ||
| Graham Payne | |||
| Peter Allen | |||
| 18. | Et maintenent, monsieur, we have les appetifs. Today, we have for appetizers, except: | ||
| Pate de Foie Gras | |||
| Tart de Poireaux | |||
| Oeufs de Caille Richard Sheperd | |||
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Nicoise Terrine | ||
| 19. | Before becoming a cleaner, Maria went on to working in libraries trying to discover the meaning of her existence. But she accomplished nothing from it. As she got older what condition got worse? | ||
| Eye-sight | |||
| Arthritis | |||
| Lower back | |||
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A and B | ||
| 20. | Why did Gaston become a waiter? | ||
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To make people happy | ||
| To support his family | |||
| To earn a chance of living | |||
| To follow his dreams of owning a restaurant | |||
| 21. | What was Arthur Charles Herbert Runcie MacAdam Jarrett executed for? | ||
| Showing his John Thomas on cinema | |||
| Masturbating in the strip club | |||
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Making sexist jokes on film | ||
| Having an intimate affair with the Prime Minister's daughter | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Please don't kill me for this last option, Margaret Thatcher's daughter. I was trying to make a joke option that might have been mentioned in the film, and therefore would make sense in context with the political satire in 1983. If that offended you in anyway, I apologize if I crossed the line. |
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| 22. | Death points out that the dinner guests died from the Salmon Mousse. Angela must have used ____ salmon. | ||
| Expired | |||
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Canned | ||
| Poisoned | |||
| Counterfeit | |||
| 23. | Who sings a Christmas tune at the end? | ||
| Frank Sinatra | |||
| Dean Martin | |||
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Tony Bennett | ||
| Bing Crosby | |||
| 24. | During Christmas, which movie plays twice an hour on TV? | ||
| It's a Wonderful Life | |||
| How the Grinch Stole Christmas | |||
| A Christmas Carol | |||
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The Sound of Music | ||
| 25. | The film was a huge hit at the Cannes Film Festival in 1983. Which award did it win? | ||
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Grand Prix | ||
| Camera D'Or | |||
| Palme d'Or | |||
| Un Certain Regard | |||
| 26. | Final question!! What is the meaning of life? | ||
| Never waste a single sperm | |||
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Read a good book now and then | ||
| Make the world happy by becoming a waiter | |||
| I'm not telling you, you bleeding blaggard! | |||
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