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That's a big spaceship. How long does it take for the first scene to start?
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1 minute 30 seconds
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1 minute 36 seconds
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1 minute 43 seconds
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2 minutes
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A little something about Planet Druidia: This planet is home to Princess Vespa and it also contains the freshest air in the galaxy. How much air does Druidia contain?
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10,000 years
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20,000 years
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40,000 years
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47 gigaliters
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Everybody got that?... Now, next question. We see Princess Vespa getting ready for her wedding. She's forced to marry a prince against her will. Who is she about to marry?
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Valiant
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Vallorum
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Velocity
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Valium
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Whoever wrote these options needs to be fired. Ahem. Let's see. We see President Skroob as he's called in to locate the princess. What air-related product is he consuming at his office?
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Perri-Air
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Air-o
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Fan-Tah
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Air-Heads
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In the Eagle 5, Barf and Lone Star offer a deal with King Roland to rescue Vespa. What vehicle is she driving?
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Mazda 2020 SLS
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BMV 2015 RX-3
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Mercedes 2001 SEL
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Scirocco 2045 ZG-I-L
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6.
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Where was Vespa last seen passing?
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Altair IV
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Maranga IV
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Chimera IV
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Jupiter II
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Barf and Lone Star decide to 'jam' the radar on Spaceball 1. What flavor is the jam?
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Strawberry
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Grape
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Raspberry
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Boysenberry
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8.
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When Spaceball 1 uses Ludicrous Speed, their track leaves a trail of:
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Polka dots
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Plaid
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Argyle
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Checkerboard
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Eagle 5 is out of gas. The Winnebago has landed on the moon of Vega. Since Vespa took so many luggages, she has to take only her product of survival. What does she bring?
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Her 96-carat diamond bra
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Her giant hair dryer
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Her giant comb
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36 cans of Perri-Air
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You've seen one princess, you've seen them all. What is not a way to call someone of Druidian royalty?
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Buck-toothed
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Knocked-kneed
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Spoiled, rotten ones
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Space dogs
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In one of the famous jokes in the film, Dark Helmet and Colonel Sandurz track the whereabouts of Vespa and Lone Star. They trek down a VHS copy of Spaceballs the movie. Which Star Trek movie is the scene a parody of?
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The Wrath of Khan
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The Search for Spock
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The Motion Picture
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The Voyage Home
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On top of spoofing Star Wars and Star Trek, Spaceballs references other classic films. Which film is not parodied?
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Alien
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The Wizard of Oz
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Lawrence of Arabia
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Battlestar Gallactica
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Merchandising! Merchandising! Where the real money from the movie is made. Which Spaceballs product is not present in the film?
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Spaceballs the Shaving Cream
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Spaceballs the Toilet Paper
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Spaceballs the Coffee Mug
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Spaceballs the Placemat
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Lone Star reveals his back story to Vespa on where he came from. The last thing he remembers is that he came from a:
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Monastery in Ford Galaxy
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Mosque in Planet Caprice
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Orphanage in Milton Galaxy
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Church in Galaxy Jabbar IV
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Spaceball 1 apparently has a bunch of other businesses inside the ship, except a:
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Circus
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Mall
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Zoo
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Cafeteria
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16.
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Dr. Schlotkin is the finest nose-surgeon in the galaxy, including which city?
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Sherman Oaks
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Beverly Hills
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Santa Monica
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Malibu
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So, the combination is 1-2-3-4-5. That's the stupidest combination anyone's heard in their lives. It's the kind of thing an idiot has in his luggage. Who turns out to have the same combination?
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Colonel Sandurz
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President Skroob
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Phillip Asshole
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King Roland
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18.
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Which prison block are Vespa and Dot captured in?
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Prison Ball 28
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Solitary 8
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Prison Ball 9
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Prison Ball 24
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19.
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Which actor in the prison scene makes a cameo?
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Wallace Shawn
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Steve Martin
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Stephen Tobolowsky
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Matthew Broderick
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What doesn't happen during the battle between Dark Helmet and Lone Star?
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Dark Helmet attacks the best boy
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Dark Helmet snatches Lone Star's ring and tosses it in the vent
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Their Schwartz sabers get twisted to each other
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Lone Star lops off Dark Helmet's hand
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21.
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The self-destruct mechanism is irreversible like Skroob's...
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Legal documents
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Racial slurs
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Political debates
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Raincoat
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22.
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Coming up, Pongo's review of...
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Jaws 400
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The Godfather Part 300
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Rocky 5000
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Back to the Future 20
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23.
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The afteraffects of Spaceball 1/ Megamaid being destroyed parodies another science fiction film. What is it?
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2001 A Space Odyssey
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Planet of the Apes
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Forbidden Planet
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The War of the Worlds
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24.
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Oh shit, here goes the planet. How much money did King Roland give to Lone Star and Barf?
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25 Space Bucks
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33 Space Bucks
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41 Space Bucks
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48 Space Bucks
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25.
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Final question: What is Barf's full name?
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Barfumberlund
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Barfelius
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Barfolomew
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Barfemio
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