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The Uwe Boll virus, the scariest epidemic in Hollywood, has claimed another victim. What videogame franchise will get the big-screen treatment thanks to the worst director the industry has ever known?
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Animal Crossing
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Katamari Damacy
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LittleBigPlanet
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Mercenaries 2
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Tina Fey made her triumphant return to Saturday Night Live this week. Which real-life person did she portray to a T?
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Alec Baldwin
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Tina Fey
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Sarah Palin
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Amy Poehler
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Blink and you miss the new batch of commercials that Microsoft has already killed. Who starred in them?
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Bill Gates and Michael Richards
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Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfeld
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Michael Richards and Jerry Seinfeld
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Warren Buffett and Jerry Seinfeld
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This actress offered her help to the Obama campaign, but was told, "Don't call us. We're not gonna lie and say we'll call you. Just don't call us."
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Pamela Anderson
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Paris Hilton
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Kim Kardashian
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Lindsay Lohan
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Shia LaBeouf admits he has a "BILF", a broadcaster he'd like to, well, you know. Who does Even Stevens want to nail?
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Maria Bartiromo
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Jim Cantore
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Katie Couric
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Diane Sawyer
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We kind of disagree with their judgment, but People has named its best dressed woman for 2008. Who is she?
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Paula Abdul
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Fergie
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Lucy Liu
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Leighton Meester
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Posted without snarky comment: This celebrity recently spent $323,000 on her daughter's Sweet 16 party, which was (seriously) suicide-themed.
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Courtney Love
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Madonna
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Demi Moore
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Meg Ryan
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Ryan O'Neal now has something in common with his daughter, Tatum, other than genes and his last name. What is it?
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Both appeared on an episode of Rescue Me
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Both of them think Love Story is wildly overrated
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They both are divorced from professional tennis players
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They both were arrested for drugs this year.
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In canned goods/head-to-the-basement news, this musician is currently #1 on the country music album charts.
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David Bowie
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Bob Dylan
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Jessica Simpson
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Sting
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The 90210 remake, which to our complete surprise has not been cancelled after three episodes, had a shocker this week. Jennie Garth's character, Kelly Taylor, revealed that the father of her child is this character/actor.
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Dylan McKay (Luke Perry)
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Steve Sanders (Ian Ziering)
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David Silver (Brian Austin Green)
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Brandon Walsh (Jason Priestley)
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Academy Award winning actress Jennifer Hudson apparently loves reality TV so much that she's marrying it...err, him. A member of which show has won her hand in marriage?
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America's Model
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Beauty and the Geek
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I Love New York 2
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Scott Baio is 45...and Single
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Which member of the original Star Trek got married this week?
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Nichelle Nichols
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Leonard Nimoy
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William Shatner
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George Takei
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It's the end of an era at MTV. Which past-its-prime show will be put out to pasture?
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The Hills
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My Super Sweet 16
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The Real World
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TRL
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This former ex of Sarah Jessica Parker has confessed he is frequently considered bisexual because of a past tendency to wear her frilly dresses.
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Tom Cruise (come get us, Scientologist lawyers!)
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Patrick Dempsey
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Robert Downey Jr.
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C. Thomas Howell
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This author, famous and highly regarded beyond simple literary circles, committed suicide earlier this week.
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Don DeLillo
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Thomas Pynchon
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Philip Roth
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David Foster Wallace
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Richard Wright, a founder of this legendary band, passed away.
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Pink Floyd
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Three Dog Night
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Velvet Underground
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The Who
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This cast member of SNL announced that they will be leaving the show in the middle of the season, with no plans to return.
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Bill Hader
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Amy Poehler
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Andy Samberg
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Kristen Wiig
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Felicity Huffman recently slagged a Desperate Housewives co-star by saying, "She's just fat, that's all there is to it."
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Marcia Cross
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Teri Hatcher
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Eva Longoria Parker
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Nicollette Sheridan
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And we finish the latest edition of So Last Week with dueling insecure, needy actresses. Which attention-seeking slut recently bragged that she's had sex in all 50 states?
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Mischa Barton
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Cameron Diaz
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Megan Fox
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Eva Mendes
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Seeking to one-up the previous actress, this queen of self-promotion invented a story where she had a lesbian relationship with a stripper named Nikita, then publicly propositioned Olivia Wilde. (Get in line, bitch.)
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Mischa Barton
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Cameron Diaz
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Megan Fox
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Eva Mendes
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