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"Morning After": We learn that Richard has two doctorates - one in constitutional law, and the other in:
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Restoration comedy literature
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Veterinary medicine
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Women's studies
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Organic chemistry
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"Morning After": Who says it?
It is an outrage, you know? She's Uncle Dursley and she's got the great wizard Harry Potter living under the staircase. Do you see that? But what happens in the Harry Potter books? He rises up and he kills all the muggles.
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Bill Ericcson
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Dan
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Jonah
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Ben
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"Morning After": Selina has a stress pimple on her face, which is made worse when Gary treats it with:
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Hot compresses
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Cold compresses
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St. John's wort
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Organic makeup
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"Morning After": Marjorie Palmiotti is named to Selina's security detail, mainly because she looks like Selina:
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From above
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From behind
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From far away
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On TV
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"Nev-AD-a": What is Richard's email address?
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Splett@splett.net
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NetSplett@netsplet.net
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Splett2@splettnet.net
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Net2Splett@aol.com
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"Nev-AD-a": Selina has a photo op with two gold - no, bronze - medalists from this sport:
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Synchronized swimming
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Archery
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Fencing
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Kayaking
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"Nev-AD-a": Dan misunderstands, badly, when Amy's sister tells him she work at:
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A preschool
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A pharmacy
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A fast food chain
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A sporting goods store
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"The Eagle": Who steals Mike's reservation at Salt and Moon restaurant?
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Tom James
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Roger Furlong
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Jonah's uncle Jeff Kane
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Charlie Baird
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"The Eagle": The Eagle refers Jonah to reporters at two newspapers. The only catch: one paper stopped publishing years ago, and the other is actually a:
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Brothel
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Casino
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Right-wing militia
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Roller disco
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"Mother": Noting that Mee-Maw has been on death's door, like, five times, Selina compares her mother to:
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Wylie E. Coyote
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Rasputin
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Stalin
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Eleanor Roosevelt
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"Mother": Selina comments at length about the appearance of her mother's:
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Feet
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Eyelashes
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Nose
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Nails
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"Mother": The problem about when the plug is pulled - and it's not really pulling a plug, see, but rather a disconnecting of....no, nevermind - anyway, the problem is:
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It doesn't work
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Selina isn't present
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Catherine isn't present
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That damn country music is playing
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"Thanksgiving": What are the names chosen by Catherine of the turkeys pardoned by Selina?
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Gravy and Pumpkin
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Stuffing and Giblets
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Drumstick and Cranberry
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Wishbone and Pecan
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"Thanksgiving": Everyone is kind of shocked when this person announced s/he is married:
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Ben
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Kent
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Richard
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Sue
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"C**tgate": Who agrees with Selina that Charlie Baird's bank is one that should be bailed out?
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Tom James
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Kent
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Ben
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Gary
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"C**tgate": Meanwhile, this person is tasked with finding out who called Selina a C**t:
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Gary
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Dan
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Sue
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Amy
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"C**tgate": It's Welcome to Splitsville, Population: Selena, when Charlie dumps her:
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In a bookstore
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At an NFL game
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On the sidewalk in front of the White House
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On Air Force One
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"Congressional Ball": A staff meeting concludes, the staff stands, and Selina and one other person exit, only for Selina to re-enter so the staff can meet about the one other person. Who is the meeting about?
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Amy
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Kent
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Dan
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Tom James
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"Congressional Ball": For some reason, Mike starts peppering his conversations with the press corps with analogies concerning this sport:
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Hockey
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Baseball
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Football
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Basketball
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"Camp David": On her arrival, Minna Hakkinen notices Selina's eyelids have changed, and comments the president looks:
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More angry
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More alert
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More cruel
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More sleepy
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"Camp David": The Chinese present Selina with a picture of a ________ - Selina comments it looks like Catherine:
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Dragon
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Elk
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Piglet
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Fish
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"Kissing Your Sister": Catherine notes in the voice-over for her documentary that the public will always remember her for being the girl who _________ twice:
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Fell off a stage
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Was lit on fire
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Threw up in the White House
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Being mistaken for a shoplifter
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"Kissing Your Sister": To Catherine's dismay, this person keeps saying "Cut" during his/her interview:
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Gary
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Amy
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Jonah
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Dan
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"Inauguration": We learn that President-elect Laura Montez is from the culturally-rich land of:
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Milwaukee
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Indianapolis
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Cleveland
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Flint
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"Inauguration": I've gotta call you back, something amazing is happening With Selina having left following the final vote, this person goes off on the staff in a profane tirade:
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Tom James
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Amy
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Mike
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Gary
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