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The episode starts with an introduction to Kirk's newest business venture. Unfortunately for Kirk, he doesn't seem to be in the physical shape needed to succeed in this business. What's he doing?
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putting volleyball nets up in the town center
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driving a pedi-cab
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painting the post office
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moving furniture into the Dragonfly
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Paris and Rory are planning on doing this instead of going away for spring break.
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getting signatures for release of Burmese prisoners
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catching up on their schoolwork
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collecting canned food for a schoolwide food drive
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building a house for Habitat For Humanity
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Luke snaps at Lorelai after she shows him something - what?
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her new tattoo
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sample stationary for the inn
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the inn's breakfast menu
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her business card
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What has Luke in such a foul mood?
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Nicole has asked that they go through with the divorce
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he hasn't been sleeping
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he's wearing another man's socks
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he's lonely
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Lorelai teases Rory about this while helping her pack for her trip to Florida.
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her sunglasses
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her bathing suit
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her flip flops
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her suitcase
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What is Paris's surefire way to get great customer service at the motel?
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remember the names of every staff member
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say "please" and "thank you" no less than 5 times per conversation with an employee
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tell the staff you are related to the Hiltons
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tip the staff during the stay rather than afterwards
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Jason awkwardly tries to explain something to Lorelai during breakfast...what?
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why he's giving her a key to his apartment
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why he's suddenly decided to become a vegetarian
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why he said another woman's name in bed the previous night
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why "Clueless" is his favorite "guilty pleasure" movie
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Which of the following is NOT one of Madeline and Louise's rules for a great spring break routine?
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middle of the day napping is essential for staying awake all night
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making out with each other gets the ladies whatever they want if flirting fails
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find a new club to frequent every night
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only show interest in the men who buy drinks
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What video do Paris and Rory rent to watch in the hotel room?
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Cosmos: Carl Sagan
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The Power of Myth
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New York: A Documentary Film
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Grey Gardens
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Rory is distracted by a cute guy while talking to Lorelai over the phone about this.
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the actual name of the "giant Q-Tips" being used in the pool
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how many times Paris told Glen to shut up on the drive down to Florida
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the worst place to get sand on your body
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the uselessness of emoticons
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Paris is angry after misunderstanding the meaning behind this event.
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body shots
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"sex on the beach"
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flip cup
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banana eating contest
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Rory's annoyed when cute guy finally comes over to talk to her in the club. What was the reason he came over to talk to her?
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Louise spread a rumor that Rory was easy
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Paris kissed Rory
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the girl he had been hitting on left the bar
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he noticed Rory's cup was empty and wanted to buy her a drink
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Lorelai arrives home from a date with Jason to hear a voicemail from Luke on her machine. Luke needs her help with something - what does he need?
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a jump start - his truck finally died
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moral support while he signs the divorce papers
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help tracking down the owner of the mystery socks
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to be bailed out of jail
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A drunken Rory winds up leaving a voicemail on Dean's phone after this person "accidentally" dials his number.
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Rory
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Madeline
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Paris
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Louise
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So, why was Luke arrested?
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jaywalking
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kicking a car
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pushing Nicole's "other man" into a crowded intersection
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egging Nicole's car
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Who or what do a drunken Rory and Paris see getting out of the ocean?
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Glenn
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a lifeboat
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Janet and a mystery man
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sea turtles
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