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Answers:
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Jack was born 7 months early, while his parents were busy at a _______.
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Halloween party
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Family reunion
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Amusement park
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Christmas party
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What comedy legend does Jack have as his tutor?
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George Carlin
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Richard Pryor
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Don Rickles
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Bill Cosby
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Jack hears kids outside his window calling him a name. Jack than asks him mom, "Am I a ____."
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Monster
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Freak
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Giant
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Ogre
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Physically, Jack is 40. What age is his mind?
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13
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10
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15
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7
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What always happens to Jack in his classroom?
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Kids knock his book out of his hands
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He trips and falls
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He hits his head on the hanging art
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He falls over in his desk
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Jack's dad tells him, "All adults hate ____, but sometimes they make them to cheer kids up."
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Sloppy joes
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Root Beer Floats
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Bologna sandwiches
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Peanut butter and jelly
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Jack finally makes some friends at school. The other kids realize Jack is perfect on a team for playing _____.
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Football
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Basketball
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Kick ball
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Dodge ball
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Louie asks Jack to pretend to be someone for his mother. Who does Jack pretend to be?
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His teacher
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His friend's dad
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The principle
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The basketball coach
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Louie's mom flirts with Jack. What does she give him as a gift, to remember her by?
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Matches
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Business card
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Her phone number
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A key chain
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Louie invites Jack to come to the members-only club house. What does Jack have to buy first?
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Cigarettes
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Beer
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Chewing tobacco
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Porno magazines
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What disgusting thing does the tree house members make Jack eat before he can become a member himself?
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A worm
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A mixture of different foods
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A flaming hot pepper
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Liver
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What stinky smell do the club house members dare each other to smell out of cans?
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Sweaty socks
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Farts
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Moldy cheese
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Burps
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What does Jack give his teacher as a gift?
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Purple flowers
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A orange
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Red gummy bears
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Yellow M&Ms
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What song does Mr. Woodruff have Jack and his friends perform, at the tree house?
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Yakety Yak
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One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eater
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Witch Doctor
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Charlie Brown
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What problem happens with Mr. Woodruff in the treehouse?
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The roof caves in
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It falls out of the tree
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It catches on fire
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The ladder breaks
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What does Jack say he wants to be at age 28?
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Alive
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Scientist
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A school teacher
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Not a old man
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Jack runs away from home, and ends up where?
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Dance club
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A strip club
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Louie's house
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A bar
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What happens to Jack at the bar?
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He hits a man in a fight
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He passes out drunk
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He gets arrested
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He dances on the table
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19.
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Mr. Woodruff compares Jack's life to what?
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A rose
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A shooting star
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A blue moon
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A butterfly
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20.
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Finish what Jack says to his mother, in his graduation speech "Look mom, ____."
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I'm a grown up
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We finally got here
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I did it
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I kept my promise
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