| 1. | As he is about to ride for Winterfell, Stannis receives a bit of bad news. What is it? | ||
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Almost half the men of Stannis's army have deserted, taking a number of horses with them | ||
| Ser Davos is dead | |||
| The snow at Winterfell is far too deep to allow passage | |||
| The White Walkers are coming | |||
| 2. | Stannis immediately receives a second piece of bad news. What is it? | ||
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His wife Selyse hanged herself and is dead | ||
| It has been confirmed that Daenerys has dragons | |||
| Melisandre is a charlatan | |||
| Ramsay Bolton is on his way to the Baratheon camp | |||
| 3. | Stannis receives yet one more piece of bad news. What is it? | ||
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Lady Melisandre has abandoned him and was just seen riding out of camp | ||
| The Night's Watch has refused to send more men to support Stannis | |||
| Sansa Stark is at Winterfell and in danger | |||
| The urn containing Shireen's ashes is missing | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Why do bad things happen to terrible people? |
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| 4. | What does Sam Tarly request? | ||
| To be released from his vows so he can marry Gilly | |||
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To be sent to Oldtown so he can become a Maester | ||
| To punish the brothers who attacked him in Jon's absence | |||
| To serve as Jon's steward | |||
| 5. | Brienne abandons her vigil over Winterfell and Sansa's well-being because... | ||
| Ramsay ambushes her and Podrick | |||
| She receives a messenger from Jaime asking her to return to King's Landing | |||
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Stannis's army is approaching | ||
| White Walkers come up from behind | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Naturally, Sansa puts her candle in the window the instant Brienne turns her back. |
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| 6. | It's really not Stannis's best day. Why will his siege of Winterfell not be going on as planned? | ||
| A giant snowdrift is blocking them from proceeding further | |||
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Ramsay and his army are already charging | ||
| Stannis is needed at Castle Black because the White Walkers have arrived | |||
| Winterfell has been burned to the ground | |||
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By way of explanation.....
And Stannis is gravely outnumbered |
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| 7. | Who (presumably) kills Stannis? | ||
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Brienne | ||
| Podrick | |||
| Ramsay | |||
| Roose | |||
| 8. | What are Stannis's last words? | ||
| Bolton has women fighting for him? | |||
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Go on. Do your duty. | ||
| He says nothing, but just sneers at Brienne. | |||
| Shireen. | |||
| 9. | After Brienne (presumably) takes Stannis down, who is the next named character to die? | ||
| Jon Snow | |||
| Myrcella Baratheon | |||
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Myranda, Ramsay's girlfriend | ||
| Ser Meryn Trant | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Welcome back to the world, Theon. |
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| 10. | With Ramsay's army returned and definite retribution in store for both Theon and Sansa due to Myranda's death, the two of them... | ||
| Gather their weapons and prepare to ambush Ramsay in his room | |||
| Hide in the Godswood | |||
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Jump from a high wall into what they hope is a big snowdrift | ||
| Sneak out through a hidden door in the crypt | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid are an inspiration for us all. |
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| 11. | Where does Arya stab Ser Meryn Trant first? | ||
| In a very painful private area | |||
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In the eye | ||
| In the gut | |||
| In the neck | |||
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By way of explanation.....
And then the other eye, the chest, the gut, the back, and the neck. |
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| 12. | What is Arya's punishment for taking a life that was not hers to take? | ||
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She is blinded | ||
| She is expelled from the House of Black and White | |||
| She is forced to give up her own face and only use another one from here on out | |||
| She is sent away from Braavos and back to King's Landing | |||
| 13. | What is the cause of Myrcella's (presumed) death? | ||
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Ellaria poisons her with a kiss of death | ||
| She falls overboard and drowns | |||
| A snake bites her | |||
| Trystane kills her after they set sail | |||
| 14. | Which of the following combinations is headed out in search of Daenerys? | ||
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Daario and Ser Jorah | ||
| Daario, Ser Jorah and Grey Worm | |||
| Daario, Ser Jorah and Tyrion | |||
| Daario, Ser Jorah, Missandei and Tyrion | |||
| 15. | Who is now "in charge" of Meereen? | ||
| No one - it's anarchy | |||
| Ser Jorah | |||
| The Sons of the Harpy | |||
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Tyrion | ||
| 16. | Drogon has taken Daenerys a long way from Meereen, it seems. Who or what does she encounter in the wilderness where he has decided to rest? | ||
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A bunch of guys that look an awful lot like Dothraki | ||
| Ser Jorah and Daario | |||
| Varys | |||
| A vision of her father, the Mad King | |||
| 17. | Which of the following does Cersei confess to? | ||
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She committed adultery with Lancel Lannister | ||
| She committed adultery with Lancel Lannister and her brother Jaime | |||
| She committed adultery with numerous men | |||
| She was covetous of Margaery's position as queen | |||
| 18. | Previously, the nun repeated the word "confess" over and over again. Now that Cersei has confessed and is doing her walk of atonement, what is the nun's new word of choice? | ||
| Fornicator | |||
| Liar | |||
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Shame | ||
| Sinner | |||
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By way of explanation.....
And she has a bell, too! |
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| 19. | Once Cersei finally arrives at the castle, Qyburn is ready to assist her. Another surprise guest is waiting for her as well. Who is it? | ||
| Jaime | |||
| Melisandre | |||
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The Mountain | ||
| Tommen | |||
| 20. | Oh, happy day! Ollie informs Jon Snow that _____________ is waiting for him outside. | ||
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Benjen Stark | ||
| Bran Stark | |||
| Rickon Stark | |||
| Sansa Stark | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Wait a minute... |
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| 21. | As Jon Snow's men stab him, what do they say? | ||
| "And now your watch has ended." | |||
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"For the watch." | ||
| "I'm sorry." | |||
| "Shame." | |||
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By way of explanation.....
And this is the point where you may or may not have sworn off the show. We'll see you again next season! Or not! |
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