1. | As he is about to ride for Winterfell, Stannis receives a bit of bad news. What is it? | ||
Almost half the men of Stannis's army have deserted, taking a number of horses with them | |||
Ser Davos is dead | |||
The snow at Winterfell is far too deep to allow passage | |||
The White Walkers are coming | |||
2. | Stannis immediately receives a second piece of bad news. What is it? | ||
His wife Selyse hanged herself and is dead | |||
It has been confirmed that Daenerys has dragons | |||
Melisandre is a charlatan | |||
Ramsay Bolton is on his way to the Baratheon camp | |||
3. | Stannis receives yet one more piece of bad news. What is it? | ||
Lady Melisandre has abandoned him and was just seen riding out of camp | |||
The Night's Watch has refused to send more men to support Stannis | |||
Sansa Stark is at Winterfell and in danger | |||
The urn containing Shireen's ashes is missing | |||
By way of explanation.....
Why do bad things happen to terrible people? |
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4. | What does Sam Tarly request? | ||
To be released from his vows so he can marry Gilly | |||
To be sent to Oldtown so he can become a Maester | |||
To punish the brothers who attacked him in Jon's absence | |||
To serve as Jon's steward | |||
5. | Brienne abandons her vigil over Winterfell and Sansa's well-being because... | ||
Ramsay ambushes her and Podrick | |||
She receives a messenger from Jaime asking her to return to King's Landing | |||
Stannis's army is approaching | |||
White Walkers come up from behind | |||
By way of explanation.....
Naturally, Sansa puts her candle in the window the instant Brienne turns her back. |
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6. | It's really not Stannis's best day. Why will his siege of Winterfell not be going on as planned? | ||
A giant snowdrift is blocking them from proceeding further | |||
Ramsay and his army are already charging | |||
Stannis is needed at Castle Black because the White Walkers have arrived | |||
Winterfell has been burned to the ground | |||
By way of explanation.....
And Stannis is gravely outnumbered |
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7. | Who (presumably) kills Stannis? | ||
Brienne | |||
Podrick | |||
Ramsay | |||
Roose | |||
8. | What are Stannis's last words? | ||
Bolton has women fighting for him? | |||
Go on. Do your duty. | |||
He says nothing, but just sneers at Brienne. | |||
Shireen. | |||
9. | After Brienne (presumably) takes Stannis down, who is the next named character to die? | ||
Jon Snow | |||
Myrcella Baratheon | |||
Myranda, Ramsay's girlfriend | |||
Ser Meryn Trant | |||
By way of explanation.....
Welcome back to the world, Theon. |
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10. | With Ramsay's army returned and definite retribution in store for both Theon and Sansa due to Myranda's death, the two of them... | ||
Gather their weapons and prepare to ambush Ramsay in his room | |||
Hide in the Godswood | |||
Jump from a high wall into what they hope is a big snowdrift | |||
Sneak out through a hidden door in the crypt | |||
By way of explanation.....
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid are an inspiration for us all. |
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11. | Where does Arya stab Ser Meryn Trant first? | ||
In a very painful private area | |||
In the eye | |||
In the gut | |||
In the neck | |||
By way of explanation.....
And then the other eye, the chest, the gut, the back, and the neck. |
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12. | What is Arya's punishment for taking a life that was not hers to take? | ||
She is blinded | |||
She is expelled from the House of Black and White | |||
She is forced to give up her own face and only use another one from here on out | |||
She is sent away from Braavos and back to King's Landing | |||
13. | What is the cause of Myrcella's (presumed) death? | ||
Ellaria poisons her with a kiss of death | |||
She falls overboard and drowns | |||
A snake bites her | |||
Trystane kills her after they set sail | |||
14. | Which of the following combinations is headed out in search of Daenerys? | ||
Daario and Ser Jorah | |||
Daario, Ser Jorah and Grey Worm | |||
Daario, Ser Jorah and Tyrion | |||
Daario, Ser Jorah, Missandei and Tyrion | |||
15. | Who is now "in charge" of Meereen? | ||
No one - it's anarchy | |||
Ser Jorah | |||
The Sons of the Harpy | |||
Tyrion | |||
16. | Drogon has taken Daenerys a long way from Meereen, it seems. Who or what does she encounter in the wilderness where he has decided to rest? | ||
A bunch of guys that look an awful lot like Dothraki | |||
Ser Jorah and Daario | |||
Varys | |||
A vision of her father, the Mad King | |||
17. | Which of the following does Cersei confess to? | ||
She committed adultery with Lancel Lannister | |||
She committed adultery with Lancel Lannister and her brother Jaime | |||
She committed adultery with numerous men | |||
She was covetous of Margaery's position as queen | |||
18. | Previously, the nun repeated the word "confess" over and over again. Now that Cersei has confessed and is doing her walk of atonement, what is the nun's new word of choice? | ||
Fornicator | |||
Liar | |||
Shame | |||
Sinner | |||
By way of explanation.....
And she has a bell, too! |
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19. | Once Cersei finally arrives at the castle, Qyburn is ready to assist her. Another surprise guest is waiting for her as well. Who is it? | ||
Jaime | |||
Melisandre | |||
The Mountain | |||
Tommen | |||
20. | Oh, happy day! Ollie informs Jon Snow that _____________ is waiting for him outside. | ||
Benjen Stark | |||
Bran Stark | |||
Rickon Stark | |||
Sansa Stark | |||
By way of explanation.....
Wait a minute... |
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21. | As Jon Snow's men stab him, what do they say? | ||
"And now your watch has ended." | |||
"For the watch." | |||
"I'm sorry." | |||
"Shame." | |||
By way of explanation.....
And this is the point where you may or may not have sworn off the show. We'll see you again next season! Or not! |
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