| 1. | A man (formerly known as Jaqen H'ghar) helps a poor, suffering gentleman by offering him a drink. What happens to the gentleman after he drinks the water provided by "not-Jaqen H'ghar"? | ||
| He attempts to stab a man formerly known as Jaqen H'ghar. | |||
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He dies | ||
| He leaves an offering of some coins | |||
| He tries to steal Arya's sword | |||
| 2. | It's a wedding! Hooray! Er, wait. Those don't usually work out so well. Who are the happy bride and groom getting married at King's Landing? | ||
| Cersei and Loras | |||
| Daenerys and Daario | |||
| Sansa and Ramsay | |||
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Tommen and Margaery | ||
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By way of explanation.....
That would now make her Margaery Tyrell Baratheon Baratheon Baratheon (in case you're keeping track). |
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| 3. | Margaery gives Tommen an idea. What is it? | ||
| Bring his sister Myrcella back from Dorne | |||
| Get a lady cat friend for Ser Pounce | |||
| Put up a memorial statue for Joffrey | |||
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Send Cersei back to Casterly Rock | ||
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By way of explanation.....
Though it really would be nice if Ser Pounce had a lady cat friend. |
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| 4. | Ramsay Bolton learns that he will be getting married soon. Who's the unfortunate bride-to-be? | ||
| Asha Greyjoy | |||
| Brienne of Tarth | |||
| Gilly of the Wildlings | |||
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Sansa Stark | ||
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By way of explanation.....
Oh, come on. George R.R. Martin wasn't even this mean to Sansa. |
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| 5. | What does Brienne agree to do for Poderick? | ||
| Cook him a healthy breakfast if he can knock her off her horse | |||
| Find him a bride | |||
| Send him to her father's house for a fortune in sapphires | |||
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Teach him how to be a knight | ||
| 6. | A man wonders how "'no one" came to be surrounded by Arya Stark's things." What does Arya do after this conversation? | ||
| She adds him to her revenge list | |||
| She leaves and goes back to Westeros | |||
| She stabs "a man" | |||
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She throws away all her clothes and belongings other than her sword, which she hides under a rock | ||
| 7. | What does Jon Snow do for Ser Alliser Thorne, the man whom he beat to become Lord Commander of the Night's Watch? | ||
| Exiles him north of The Wall | |||
| Gives him a puppy | |||
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Names him First Ranger | ||
| Names him head of latrines | |||
| 8. | How does Jon Snow handle the insubordination of the coward Janos Slynt? | ||
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He beheads Slynt | ||
| He exiles Slynt to the north of the Wall | |||
| He forces Slynt to go to Castle Greyguard, an abandoned tower that is covered in ice | |||
| He lets the wildlings decide Slynt's fate | |||
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By way of explanation.....
A fitting end for a guy who betrayed Ned Stark in a big way. |
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| 9. | The High Septon is about to enjoy some sexual escapades when... | ||
| He has a heart attack (which costs extra, by the way) | |||
| He receives an urgent message from Cersei that he must return to the castle | |||
| The ceiling crashes in | |||
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The fundamentalist Sparrows drag him out of the brothel and force him to walk the streets naked | ||
| 10. | What does Cersei do with the High Septon after he complains about his treatment at the hands of the Sparrows? | ||
| Has him beheaded | |||
| Names him to the Small Council | |||
| Promises him a hefty donation to the church | |||
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Throws him in a dungeon | ||
| 11. | Why doesn't the High Sparrow wear shoes? | ||
| He can't find any that fit | |||
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He gave them away to someone who needed them more | ||
| Shoes are for sinners | |||
| The Sparrows don't believe in clothes | |||
| 12. | Cersei asks Qyburn to deliver a message to... | ||
| Jaime | |||
| Kevan Lannister | |||
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Littlefinger | ||
| Varys | |||
| 13. | Other than Littlefinger and the Boltons, Sansa knows someone at Winterfell. Who hides their face to avoid recognition? | ||
| Arya Stark | |||
| Brynden Tully | |||
| Jeyne Poole | |||
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Theon Greyjoy (Reek) | ||
| 14. | Tyrion needs to speak to someone with... | ||
| Boobs | |||
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Hair | ||
| Money | |||
| Wine | |||
| 15. | Who kidnaps Tyrion at the end of the episode? | ||
| Bronn | |||
| Ser Barristan Selmy | |||
| Jaime Lannister | |||
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Ser Jorah Mormont | ||
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By way of explanation.....
Tyrion's destination is Khaleesi either way. |
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