1. | A man (formerly known as Jaqen H'ghar) helps a poor, suffering gentleman by offering him a drink. What happens to the gentleman after he drinks the water provided by "not-Jaqen H'ghar"? | ||
He attempts to stab a man formerly known as Jaqen H'ghar. | |||
He dies | |||
He leaves an offering of some coins | |||
He tries to steal Arya's sword | |||
2. | It's a wedding! Hooray! Er, wait. Those don't usually work out so well. Who are the happy bride and groom getting married at King's Landing? | ||
Cersei and Loras | |||
Daenerys and Daario | |||
Sansa and Ramsay | |||
Tommen and Margaery | |||
By way of explanation.....
That would now make her Margaery Tyrell Baratheon Baratheon Baratheon (in case you're keeping track). |
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3. | Margaery gives Tommen an idea. What is it? | ||
Bring his sister Myrcella back from Dorne | |||
Get a lady cat friend for Ser Pounce | |||
Put up a memorial statue for Joffrey | |||
Send Cersei back to Casterly Rock | |||
By way of explanation.....
Though it really would be nice if Ser Pounce had a lady cat friend. |
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4. | Ramsay Bolton learns that he will be getting married soon. Who's the unfortunate bride-to-be? | ||
Asha Greyjoy | |||
Brienne of Tarth | |||
Gilly of the Wildlings | |||
Sansa Stark | |||
By way of explanation.....
Oh, come on. George R.R. Martin wasn't even this mean to Sansa. |
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5. | What does Brienne agree to do for Poderick? | ||
Cook him a healthy breakfast if he can knock her off her horse | |||
Find him a bride | |||
Send him to her father's house for a fortune in sapphires | |||
Teach him how to be a knight | |||
6. | A man wonders how "'no one" came to be surrounded by Arya Stark's things." What does Arya do after this conversation? | ||
She adds him to her revenge list | |||
She leaves and goes back to Westeros | |||
She stabs "a man" | |||
She throws away all her clothes and belongings other than her sword, which she hides under a rock | |||
7. | What does Jon Snow do for Ser Alliser Thorne, the man whom he beat to become Lord Commander of the Night's Watch? | ||
Exiles him north of The Wall | |||
Gives him a puppy | |||
Names him First Ranger | |||
Names him head of latrines | |||
8. | How does Jon Snow handle the insubordination of the coward Janos Slynt? | ||
He beheads Slynt | |||
He exiles Slynt to the north of the Wall | |||
He forces Slynt to go to Castle Greyguard, an abandoned tower that is covered in ice | |||
He lets the wildlings decide Slynt's fate | |||
By way of explanation.....
A fitting end for a guy who betrayed Ned Stark in a big way. |
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9. | The High Septon is about to enjoy some sexual escapades when... | ||
He has a heart attack (which costs extra, by the way) | |||
He receives an urgent message from Cersei that he must return to the castle | |||
The ceiling crashes in | |||
The fundamentalist Sparrows drag him out of the brothel and force him to walk the streets naked | |||
10. | What does Cersei do with the High Septon after he complains about his treatment at the hands of the Sparrows? | ||
Has him beheaded | |||
Names him to the Small Council | |||
Promises him a hefty donation to the church | |||
Throws him in a dungeon | |||
11. | Why doesn't the High Sparrow wear shoes? | ||
He can't find any that fit | |||
He gave them away to someone who needed them more | |||
Shoes are for sinners | |||
The Sparrows don't believe in clothes | |||
12. | Cersei asks Qyburn to deliver a message to... | ||
Jaime | |||
Kevan Lannister | |||
Littlefinger | |||
Varys | |||
13. | Other than Littlefinger and the Boltons, Sansa knows someone at Winterfell. Who hides their face to avoid recognition? | ||
Arya Stark | |||
Brynden Tully | |||
Jeyne Poole | |||
Theon Greyjoy (Reek) | |||
14. | Tyrion needs to speak to someone with... | ||
Boobs | |||
Hair | |||
Money | |||
Wine | |||
15. | Who kidnaps Tyrion at the end of the episode? | ||
Bronn | |||
Ser Barristan Selmy | |||
Jaime Lannister | |||
Ser Jorah Mormont | |||
By way of explanation.....
Tyrion's destination is Khaleesi either way. |
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