| 1. | Lorelai is preparing for Rory's first day at Chilton by: | ||
| French braiding her hair | |||
| adding "sassy" alterations and touches to her uniform | |||
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painting her toenails red | ||
| trying to memorize the Chilton handbook | |||
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By way of explanation.....
"Everybody knows that private school girls are bad, and bad girls always wear red nail polish." |
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| 2. | The Gilmore girls panic when Lorelai sleeps through her alarm - Rory can't be late on her first day, lest she be known as "the late girl" for the rest of the year! - but the bigger emergency is that: | ||
| Lorelai's Jeep won't start | |||
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all of Lorelai's nice clothes are still at the dry cleaners | ||
| Rory misplaced her backpack | |||
| Rory's skirt doesn't fit | |||
| 3. | Lorelai uses the headmaster's secretary as an example of: | ||
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what happens when one goes to bed with makeup on | ||
| pulling one's hair back too tightly | |||
| what happens to someone who diets his or her entire adult life | |||
| why drugs are bad | |||
| 4. | The Gilmores' introduction to Headmaster Charleston, already slightly uncomfortable because of Lorelai's attire, is made even more so because: | ||
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Emily had decided to join the meeting | ||
| they were a half hour late to the meeting | |||
| Lorelai calls Headmaster Charleston by his first name, which he seems offended by | |||
| Lorelai's jokes don't go over well with the headmaster | |||
| 5. | Rory had been in the German Club at Stars Hollow High, but the club disbanded after 2 of the 3 members: | ||
| got food poisoning after eating Lorelai's attempt at wiener schnitzel | |||
| joined the Spanish club after discovering the members of that club were "hotter" | |||
| moved to Germany | |||
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joined the French club after seeing Schindler's List | ||
| 6. | Rory tells Headmaster Charleston she wants to attend Harvard to study journalism and: | ||
| art history | |||
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political science | ||
| criminal justice | |||
| psychology | |||
| 7. | Rory mentions that she wants to be like Christiane Amanpour. Headmaster Charleston mocks her a bit, asking her if she's sure she doesn't want to be like the following, except for one. Who? | ||
| Oprah Winfrey | |||
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Katie Couric | ||
| Rosie O'Donnell | |||
| one of women from "The View" | |||
| 8. | Rory's guidance counselor is said to handle everything except: | ||
| actual guidance issues | |||
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bulimia and pregnancy | ||
| marijuana or pills (he'll handle cocaine or heroin issues, though) | |||
| "anything brought on or made worse by PMS" | |||
| 9. | Lorelai tells Luke that she overslept because her ______ alarm clock didn't ______ on time. | ||
| angry; scream and swear | |||
| jelly; jiggle | |||
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fuzzy; purr | ||
| vibrating; buzz | |||
| 10. | Mean girl Paris Geller introduces herself to Rory, making it known that she will be editor of the school newspaper next year. What is the paper's name? | ||
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The Franklin | ||
| The Washingtonian | |||
| The Chronicle | |||
| The Eagle | |||
| 11. | Rory meets the less-than-charming Tristin Dugray, who annoys her by insisting on calling her ______. | ||
| Dory | |||
| "New Kid" | |||
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Mary | ||
| Lorelai Jr. | |||
| 12. | While working at the Independence Inn, Lorelai refuses a date request from: | ||
| employee Michel | |||
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a Chilton dad | ||
| produce man Jackson | |||
| the valet | |||
| 13. | Rory accidentally destroys Paris's history project, which happened when...what? | ||
| Rory dropped her heavy backpack on the desk | |||
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Rory tried getting her stuck locker to open | ||
| Rory backed up and bumped into Paris | |||
| Rory stuck her foot out to tie her shoe | |||
| 14. | Luke expresses his relief that Lorelai turned down the date with the Chilton dad who visited her at the inn, using what excuse? | ||
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the Chilton dad is "probably old" | ||
| the Chilton dad is "probably a rich snob" | |||
| Lorelai mixing her personal life with Rory's school life is a "recipe for disaster" | |||
| the Chilton dad "sounded like a womanizer" | |||
| 15. | Lorelai rushes home after receiving a call from neighbor Babette. She discovers after talking to the men snooping around the outside of her house that: | ||
| Richard hired a new home insurance company for Lorelai | |||
| Emily sent realtors over to price out Lorelai's house - she wants to buy them a house closer to Chilton | |||
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Emily ordered DSL installation at Lorelai's house | ||
| there had been an anonymous phone call saying that Rory was in danger | |||
| 16. | Rory further infuriates Paris in history class by: | ||
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answering the teacher's questions before Paris can answer | ||
| intentionally calling her "London" | |||
| asking so many questions that Paris can't get a word in edgewise | |||
| making friends with Paris's partners-in-crime Madeline and Louise | |||
| 17. | The sign hanging outside Luke's Diner indicates that it used to be this type of establishment. | ||
| bar | |||
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hardware store | ||
| library | |||
| pet store | |||
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By way of explanation.....
"Williams Hardware" |
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