1. | Things have gotten awkward between Ted and Linda since they kissed. They get more awkward when Ted meets Linda's new boyfriend Don: | ||
In the men's room | |||
At Linda's cubicle | |||
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At the elevator | ||
In the Veridian cafeteria | |||
By way of explanation.....
"You hold a hell of an elevator door." |
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2. | Phil asks Lem if he ever gets the feeling that ooplasm regards him as: | ||
Their much, much taller older brother | |||
A weatherman | |||
The president of Veridian Dynamics | |||
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A vengeful god | ||
By way of explanation.....
"Cytoplasm cultures sometimes, but never ooplasm." |
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3. | What is Phil's complaint about his coffee mug? | ||
His name is misspelled | |||
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Lem washed it out with hydrochloric acid | ||
The handle is upside down | |||
Lem has grown bioweapons in it | |||
By way of explanation.....
"You know, soap would work, and it wouldn't kill someone if they accidentally drank it." |
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4. | After Veronica's explanation about the problem with the motion sensors, we see Lem not be able to activate a water fountain, and then.... | ||
Sit in a pitch-black bathroom stall | |||
Fall down an elevator shaft | |||
Get trapped in an elevator | |||
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Walk into a sliding glass door | ||
By way of explanation.....
"They insist the worst people can call it is 'indifferent'." |
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5. |
Veronica, on whether or not Veridian acknowledges the problem: |
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Ignoring them | ||
Discounting them | |||
Overlooking them | |||
Looking right through them | |||
By way of explanation.....
"Well, they know it has to be fixed, right? Please at least say they know that." |
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6. | It turns out that Don is actually a pretty good guy. Ted is impressed with several things about him, including the fact that Don: | ||
Was taught to make paper airplanes by Chuck Yeager | |||
Threw a frisbee with Bruce Jenner | |||
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Played miniature golf with Tiger Woods | ||
Raced go-carts with Dale Earnhardt, Jr. | |||
By way of explanation.....
"And for some reason, he could name every freshwater fish in North America." |
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7. |
Veridian's commercial: |
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Smile | ||
Dream of a better tomorrow | |||
Want to hug a minority | |||
Giggle | |||
By way of explanation.....
"Just like we enjoy varieties of foods, we enjoy varieties of people, even though we can't eat them." |
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8. | Confronted by Lem and the other black employees, Veronica recounts how she was discriminated against as a youth, because she was: | ||
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Too beautiful | ||
Too athletic | |||
Too tall | |||
Too golden-haired | |||
By way of explanation.....
"No, how could you? You're still not 5'9"." |
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9. | Veridian moves to address the problem with the motion sensors by providing the black employees with separate: | ||
Rest rooms | |||
Buses | |||
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Drinking fountains | ||
Elevators | |||
By way of explanation.....
"She said they're working 24/7 to make things right." |
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10. | Having acknowledged she has heard the complaint, Veronica advises Lem to walk away: | ||
Proudly | |||
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Tall | ||
Softly | |||
Politely | |||
By way of explanation.....
"Look at you, letting him be heard." |
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11. | Veridian hires a bunch of minimum-wage white guys to follow around the black employees and activate things for them. Lem's white guy is named: | ||
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Stu | ||
Doug | |||
Trevor | |||
Barkley | |||
By way of explanation.....
"He's a huge idiot But he was born with the god-given talent to trigger a light sensor, so here we are." |
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12. | Stu is trying to identify something he is tasting. What is Stu tasting? | ||
Water | |||
Sugar | |||
Kool Aid | |||
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Salt | ||
By way of explanation.....
"You really shouldn't eat things in here." |
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13. | Ted refers to the whites-following-around-blacks solution as Operation.... | ||
White Wash | |||
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White Shadow | ||
White Elephant | |||
White Out | |||
By way of explanation.....
"So then we'd have to hire more white people for those black people, which we can't do without hiring more black people." |
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14. | Veronica bemoans the fact that she has had an awful, awful day. Immediately after saying this, | ||
She receives a salary increase | |||
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She and Ted kiss | ||
Lem and Phil storm into her office | |||
She is notified she will receive a humanitarian award | |||
By way of explanation.....
"Listen, you're not you know What, Ted? Embarrassed? Upset? Disappointed? Itchy? Hungry? Earning twice your salary? Don't worry. I'm not any of those things. Maybe a little hungry. Plus, the salary thing." |
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15. | Veronica cites the Veridian Dynamics company motto....engraved right there on the lobby floor. What is it? | ||
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Money Before People | ||
Fortune Favors Those with Fortunes | |||
Supremacy Forever | |||
Revenue Before Reason | |||
By way of explanation.....
"It just looks more heroic in Latin." |
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16. |
Lem and Ted work up a presentation for the Veridian brass, during which they cite that: |
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A big enough HR department | |||
Enough intramural teams | |||
ID badges | |||
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The parking | ||
By way of explanation.....
"Now let's take a look at how this would affect health care costs." |
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17. | At the end of the episode, Veronica gives Ted a gift of: | ||
A water bottle | |||
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Briefs | ||
Her lingerie | |||
A bottle of her perfume | |||
By way of explanation.....
"Walkin' away tall, Boss." |
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