| 1. | Things have gotten awkward between Ted and Linda since they kissed. They get more awkward when Ted meets Linda's new boyfriend Don: | ||
| In the men's room | |||
| At Linda's cubicle | |||
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At the elevator | ||
| In the Veridian cafeteria | |||
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By way of explanation.....
"You hold a hell of an elevator door." |
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| 2. | Phil asks Lem if he ever gets the feeling that ooplasm regards him as: | ||
| Their much, much taller older brother | |||
| A weatherman | |||
| The president of Veridian Dynamics | |||
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A vengeful god | ||
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By way of explanation.....
"Cytoplasm cultures sometimes, but never ooplasm." |
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| 3. | What is Phil's complaint about his coffee mug? | ||
| His name is misspelled | |||
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Lem washed it out with hydrochloric acid | ||
| The handle is upside down | |||
| Lem has grown bioweapons in it | |||
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By way of explanation.....
"You know, soap would work, and it wouldn't kill someone if they accidentally drank it." |
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| 4. | After Veronica's explanation about the problem with the motion sensors, we see Lem not be able to activate a water fountain, and then.... | ||
| Sit in a pitch-black bathroom stall | |||
| Fall down an elevator shaft | |||
| Get trapped in an elevator | |||
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Walk into a sliding glass door | ||
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By way of explanation.....
"They insist the worst people can call it is 'indifferent'." |
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| 5. |
Veronica, on whether or not Veridian acknowledges the problem: |
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Ignoring them | ||
| Discounting them | |||
| Overlooking them | |||
| Looking right through them | |||
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By way of explanation.....
"Well, they know it has to be fixed, right? Please at least say they know that." |
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| 6. | It turns out that Don is actually a pretty good guy. Ted is impressed with several things about him, including the fact that Don: | ||
| Was taught to make paper airplanes by Chuck Yeager | |||
| Threw a frisbee with Bruce Jenner | |||
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Played miniature golf with Tiger Woods | ||
| Raced go-carts with Dale Earnhardt, Jr. | |||
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By way of explanation.....
"And for some reason, he could name every freshwater fish in North America." |
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| 7. |
Veridian's commercial: |
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Smile | ||
| Dream of a better tomorrow | |||
| Want to hug a minority | |||
| Giggle | |||
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By way of explanation.....
"Just like we enjoy varieties of foods, we enjoy varieties of people, even though we can't eat them." |
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| 8. | Confronted by Lem and the other black employees, Veronica recounts how she was discriminated against as a youth, because she was: | ||
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Too beautiful | ||
| Too athletic | |||
| Too tall | |||
| Too golden-haired | |||
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By way of explanation.....
"No, how could you? You're still not 5'9"." |
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| 9. | Veridian moves to address the problem with the motion sensors by providing the black employees with separate: | ||
| Rest rooms | |||
| Buses | |||
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Drinking fountains | ||
| Elevators | |||
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By way of explanation.....
"She said they're working 24/7 to make things right." |
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| 10. | Having acknowledged she has heard the complaint, Veronica advises Lem to walk away: | ||
| Proudly | |||
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Tall | ||
| Softly | |||
| Politely | |||
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By way of explanation.....
"Look at you, letting him be heard." |
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| 11. | Veridian hires a bunch of minimum-wage white guys to follow around the black employees and activate things for them. Lem's white guy is named: | ||
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Stu | ||
| Doug | |||
| Trevor | |||
| Barkley | |||
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By way of explanation.....
"He's a huge idiot But he was born with the god-given talent to trigger a light sensor, so here we are." |
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| 12. | Stu is trying to identify something he is tasting. What is Stu tasting? | ||
| Water | |||
| Sugar | |||
| Kool Aid | |||
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Salt | ||
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By way of explanation.....
"You really shouldn't eat things in here." |
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| 13. | Ted refers to the whites-following-around-blacks solution as Operation.... | ||
| White Wash | |||
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White Shadow | ||
| White Elephant | |||
| White Out | |||
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By way of explanation.....
"So then we'd have to hire more white people for those black people, which we can't do without hiring more black people." |
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| 14. | Veronica bemoans the fact that she has had an awful, awful day. Immediately after saying this, | ||
| She receives a salary increase | |||
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She and Ted kiss | ||
| Lem and Phil storm into her office | |||
| She is notified she will receive a humanitarian award | |||
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By way of explanation.....
"Listen, you're not you know What, Ted? Embarrassed? Upset? Disappointed? Itchy? Hungry? Earning twice your salary? Don't worry. I'm not any of those things. Maybe a little hungry. Plus, the salary thing." |
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| 15. | Veronica cites the Veridian Dynamics company motto....engraved right there on the lobby floor. What is it? | ||
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Money Before People | ||
| Fortune Favors Those with Fortunes | |||
| Supremacy Forever | |||
| Revenue Before Reason | |||
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By way of explanation.....
"It just looks more heroic in Latin." |
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| 16. |
Lem and Ted work up a presentation for the Veridian brass, during which they cite that: |
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| A big enough HR department | |||
| Enough intramural teams | |||
| ID badges | |||
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The parking | ||
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By way of explanation.....
"Now let's take a look at how this would affect health care costs." |
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| 17. | At the end of the episode, Veronica gives Ted a gift of: | ||
| A water bottle | |||
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Briefs | ||
| Her lingerie | |||
| A bottle of her perfume | |||
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By way of explanation.....
"Walkin' away tall, Boss." |
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