| 1. |
![]() Smithers dreams that he and Mr Burns are members of an undercover crime-fighting unit called: |
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| High School Cops | |||
| Archaeology Police | |||
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Speedway Squad | ||
| Time Patrol | |||
| 2. |
![]() After the shooting, C. Montgomery Burns was rushed to a nearby hospital where he was pronounced dead. Then he was rushed to a better hospital where doctors upgraded his condition to "alive". At which hospital was Mr Burns pronounced dead? |
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| Springfield General | |||
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Veterans Hospital | ||
| Dr. Nick's Walk-In Clinic: No Questions Asked | |||
| Marvin Monroe Memorial Hospital | |||
| 3. |
![]() How does Chief Wiggum obtain Smithers' confession? |
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| by asking him nicely | |||
| by tickling him | |||
| by getting him drunk | |||
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by sitting in a church confession booth | ||
| 4. |
![]() Mr Burns may have crossed that line between everyday villainy and cartoonish super-villainy, but he was a rank amateur compared to: |
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Dr. Colossus | ||
| Commander Noah | |||
| Judge Magnetron | |||
| Professor Satan | |||
| 5. |
![]() Smithers couldn't possibly have shot Mr Burns because at 3 p.m. he was at home watching: |
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| Kerblammo! | |||
| America's Funniest Hidden Camera Pranks | |||
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Pardon My Zinger | ||
| Professor von Snoot's Hilarity Hour | |||
| 6. |
![]() Marge thinks Lisa is a little too young to be investigating attempted murder, and suggests she investigate what other mystery? |
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| who put a rubber spider down her dress | |||
| who shook up all of Homer's beer cans | |||
| who has been adding "cigars" to her shopping list | |||
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who put all that mud in the freezer | ||
| 7. |
![]() Why do the police go and interview Tito Puente? |
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| he is an immigrant | |||
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he is a celebrity | ||
| he has a perfect alibi | |||
| it will be fun | |||
| 8. |
![]() Hooked up to a lie detector, Moe is forced to admit that he is going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in which catalog? |
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Sears | ||
| Old Navy | |||
| J.C. Penney | |||
| Kmart | |||
| 9. |
![]() What triggers Chief Wiggum's backwards-talking fever dream? |
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| eating a wedge of cheese he found behind the radiator | |||
| chili dogs | |||
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drinking warm cream | ||
| falling sleep with Northern Exposure playing in the background | |||
| 10. |
![]() What piece of evidence does Chief Wiggum's backwards-talking dream tell him to examine closely? |
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Mr Burns' suit | ||
| Mr Burns' holster | |||
| the sundial | |||
| the bullet | |||
| 11. |
![]() Why does the government keep pennies in circulation? |
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| the copper mining lobby | |||
| old people who can't change | |||
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DNA collection | ||
| government waste is good for the economy | |||
| 12. |
![]() Who owns the gun found under Homer's car seat? |
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| Grampa | |||
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Mr Burns | ||
| Smithers | |||
| Barney | |||
| 13. |
![]() Homer is arrested, but manages to escape after the prison van has an accident at the: |
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| demolition derby | |||
| aquarium | |||
| ice cream store | |||
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drive-thru | ||
| 14. |
![]() But it wasn't Homer after all. So who did shoot Mr. Burns? |
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| Smithers | |||
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Maggie Simpson | ||
| Tito Puente | |||
| Santa's Little Helper | |||
| 15. |
![]() In which state could they possibly find a jury that would convict a baby? |
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Texas | ||
| Arizona | |||
| Florida | |||
| Tennessee | |||