1. |
Smithers dreams that he and Mr Burns are members of an undercover crime-fighting unit called: |
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High School Cops | |||
Archaeology Police | |||
Speedway Squad | |||
Time Patrol | |||
2. |
After the shooting, C. Montgomery Burns was rushed to a nearby hospital where he was pronounced dead. Then he was rushed to a better hospital where doctors upgraded his condition to "alive". At which hospital was Mr Burns pronounced dead? |
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Springfield General | |||
Veterans Hospital | |||
Dr. Nick's Walk-In Clinic: No Questions Asked | |||
Marvin Monroe Memorial Hospital | |||
3. |
How does Chief Wiggum obtain Smithers' confession? |
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by asking him nicely | |||
by tickling him | |||
by getting him drunk | |||
by sitting in a church confession booth | |||
4. |
Mr Burns may have crossed that line between everyday villainy and cartoonish super-villainy, but he was a rank amateur compared to: |
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Dr. Colossus | |||
Commander Noah | |||
Judge Magnetron | |||
Professor Satan | |||
5. |
Smithers couldn't possibly have shot Mr Burns because at 3 p.m. he was at home watching: |
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Kerblammo! | |||
America's Funniest Hidden Camera Pranks | |||
Pardon My Zinger | |||
Professor von Snoot's Hilarity Hour | |||
6. |
Marge thinks Lisa is a little too young to be investigating attempted murder, and suggests she investigate what other mystery? |
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who put a rubber spider down her dress | |||
who shook up all of Homer's beer cans | |||
who has been adding "cigars" to her shopping list | |||
who put all that mud in the freezer | |||
7. |
Why do the police go and interview Tito Puente? |
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he is an immigrant | |||
he is a celebrity | |||
he has a perfect alibi | |||
it will be fun | |||
8. |
Hooked up to a lie detector, Moe is forced to admit that he is going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in which catalog? |
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Sears | |||
Old Navy | |||
J.C. Penney | |||
Kmart | |||
9. |
What triggers Chief Wiggum's backwards-talking fever dream? |
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eating a wedge of cheese he found behind the radiator | |||
chili dogs | |||
drinking warm cream | |||
falling sleep with Northern Exposure playing in the background | |||
10. |
What piece of evidence does Chief Wiggum's backwards-talking dream tell him to examine closely? |
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Mr Burns' suit | |||
Mr Burns' holster | |||
the sundial | |||
the bullet | |||
11. |
Why does the government keep pennies in circulation? |
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the copper mining lobby | |||
old people who can't change | |||
DNA collection | |||
government waste is good for the economy | |||
12. |
Who owns the gun found under Homer's car seat? |
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Grampa | |||
Mr Burns | |||
Smithers | |||
Barney | |||
13. |
Homer is arrested, but manages to escape after the prison van has an accident at the: |
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demolition derby | |||
aquarium | |||
ice cream store | |||
drive-thru | |||
14. |
But it wasn't Homer after all. So who did shoot Mr. Burns? |
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Smithers | |||
Maggie Simpson | |||
Tito Puente | |||
Santa's Little Helper | |||
15. |
In which state could they possibly find a jury that would convict a baby? |
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Texas | |||
Arizona | |||
Florida | |||
Tennessee | |||