Sadly. the Springfield Elementary Grade 4 gerbil passed away over the holiday weekend. Rest in peace:
|Kool Moe D|
Guillermo comforts Homer that Mr Burns does not know his name, For example, at the company picnic Burns thought Guillermo's son ________ was actually his son ________.
|Juan Pablo, Juan Pedro|
The students and faculty of Springfield Elementary have a few suggestions on how to spend the money. What is not one of them?
|week-long techers "conference" day in New Orleans for Mrs Krabappel|
|cafeteria staff who won't complain about the mice in the kitchen for Lunchlady Doris|
|a crystal bucket for Groundskeeper Willie's slopwater|
|guitars, that are like, double guitars for Otto|
Name the musician that Lisa wants the school to hire to start a jazz program for the music department:
Bart's idea was not approved due to unfeasibility. What was it?
|giant robot ants|
|full college scholarship|
|school announcements by Howard Stern|
|Three Stooges resurrection|
Burns wants Springfield Elementary, as he has a monopoly to maintain, which includes all of the following except:
|the electric company|
|the water works|
|the Short Line railroad|
|the hotel on Baltic Avenue|
Homer sends Mr Burns a box of candy with a Simpson family photo underneath, in the hope that Mr Burns will remember his name. Unfortunately, the part of the photo featuring Homer's face is underneath the:
|pumpkin nut cluster|
|sour quince log|
Burns Slant-Drilling Company is located next door to:
|Springfield Retirement Castle|
Who is grievously injured when Burns' oil well starts operations?
|Santa's Little Helper|
Burns has a model of Springfield, which he steps on and crushes all of the following, except:
|Springfield Town Hall|
|the nuclear power plant|
A town meeting has been called to discuss Mr Burns' plot to block out the sun. Who is eating Cheese Puffs?
Who declares that he will see Mr Burns suffer the infernal machinations of Hell's grim tyrant?
Who turns up at the town meeting asking if he missed anything?
Mr Burns is shot by an unknown assailant, and collapses on the town sundial. In which directions are his arms pointing?
|north and east|
|south and west|
|north and west|
|south and east|
Who admits that s/he couldn't possibly solve this mystery?