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1.	Homer's stomach illness was either caused by eating spoiled meat, or some kind of voodoo curse. But Patty and Selma have only been working the:
		eyes
		heart
		hands
		groin

2.	How does Apu compensate Homer for selling him spoiled meat?
		ten pounds of "frozen" shrimp
		"unexpired" steaks
		as many "freshly-made" donuts as he can eat
		one "edible" hot dog

3.	Apu is fired from the Kwik-E-Mart and stripped of all the following except:
		his name patch
		his two pricing guns
		his key to the Squishee machine
		his right to tell people about Kwik-E-Mart's fried pickles

4.	Apu moves into the Simpson residence to work off his debt to Homer, and starts by cooking up a meal. What does Homer try for the first time?
		tandoori chicken
		pappamadams
		rice
		a napkin

5.	Kwik-E-Mart hires a replacement for Apu - Hollywood movie star James Woods, who wants to prepare for an upcoming role. What other example of his extreme role preparation does he give?
		for Casino, he worked as a pimp for three months
		for Chaplin, he travelled back in time
		for The Onion Field, he kidnapped and beat up a cop
		for The Hard Way, he slapped Michael J. Fox. Several times

6.	What does Homer like to keep on his chest?
		a lollipop
		his caramel supply
		chewing gum
		a name-tag

7.	Apu can't bear to go to the Kwik-E-Mart, the scene of his spiritual de-pantsing, so he accompanies Marge to Monstro-Mart where Barney floods the store with:
		maple syrup
		cranberry juice
		olive oil
		bleach

8.	Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? Now here's the tricky part. Oh won't you rhyme with me? What is not a lyric of the Kwik-E-Mart sing?
		They are so Thick-E-Mart
		Let's hurl a Brick-E-Mart
		They make Dad Sick-E-Mart
		Their floors are Stick-E-Mart

9.	James Woods learns from his agent that his role of a tightly-wound convenience store clerk has been changed to:
		a nervous Mexican doctor
		a keyed-up Portuguese whaler
		an agitated French chef
		a jittery Eskimo firefighter

10.	In which U.S. state is Kwik-E-Mart known as Stop-O-Mart?
		Ohio
		Kentucky
		Alabama
		Iowa

11.	Homer and Apu travel the 10,000 miles (or 16,000 kilometres) to India, to ask three questions of the CEO of the Kwik-E-Mart Corporation. What is not one of the questions asked?
		Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?
		No fooling?
		You?
		Really?

12.	Returning from India, Apu realises he must go to the Kwik-E-Mart and face his demons. Which works out great for Marge because she is out of:
		milk
		dish soap
		eggs
		Lucky Charms

13.	The "do not accept checks from" list on the Kwik-E-Mart cash register includes all of the following names but:
		Homer J. Simpson
		Homer S. Simpson
		Homer J. Sampson
		Homer J. Fong

14.	James Woods is thrilled to meet Apu, who once worked for 96 hours straight and near the end thought he was:
		an otter
		a hummingbird
		a snail
		a spider

15.	James Woods gets Apu his old job back as a thank-you for saving his life. And now he's off to:
		sail the high seas seeking treasure to plunder
		uncover a plot to murder the President
		battle aliens on a faraway planet
		search for an ancient relic before the Nazis find it