Homer's stomach illness was either caused by eating spoiled meat, or some kind of voodoo curse. But Patty and Selma have only been working the:
How does Apu compensate Homer for selling him spoiled meat?
|ten pounds of "frozen" shrimp|
|as many "freshly-made" donuts as he can eat|
|one "edible" hot dog|
Apu is fired from the Kwik-E-Mart and stripped of all the following except:
|his name patch|
|his two pricing guns|
|his key to the Squishee machine|
|his right to tell people about Kwik-E-Mart's fried pickles|
Apu moves into the Simpson residence to work off his debt to Homer, and starts by cooking up a meal. What does Homer try for the first time?
Kwik-E-Mart hires a replacement for Apu - Hollywood movie star James Woods, who wants to prepare for an upcoming role. What other example of his extreme role preparation does he give?
|for Casino, he worked as a pimp for three months|
|for Chaplin, he travelled back in time|
|for The Onion Field, he kidnapped and beat up a cop|
|for The Hard Way, he slapped Michael J. Fox. Several times|
What does Homer like to keep on his chest?
|his caramel supply|
Apu can't bear to go to the Kwik-E-Mart, the scene of his spiritual de-pantsing, so he accompanies Marge to Monstro-Mart where Barney floods the store with:
Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? Now here's the tricky part. Oh won't you rhyme with me? What is not a lyric of the Kwik-E-Mart sing?
|They are so Thick-E-Mart|
|Let's hurl a Brick-E-Mart|
|They make Dad Sick-E-Mart|
|Their floors are Stick-E-Mart|
James Woods learns from his agent that his role of a tightly-wound convenience store clerk has been changed to:
|a nervous Mexican doctor|
|a keyed-up Portuguese whaler|
|an agitated French chef|
|a jittery Eskimo firefighter|
In which U.S. state is Kwik-E-Mart known as Stop-O-Mart?
Homer and Apu travel the 10,000 miles (or 16,000 kilometres) to India, to ask three questions of the CEO of the Kwik-E-Mart Corporation. What is not one of the questions asked?
|Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?|
Returning from India, Apu realises he must go to the Kwik-E-Mart and face his demons. Which works out great for Marge because she is out of:
The "do not accept checks from" list on the Kwik-E-Mart cash register includes all of the following names but:
|Homer J. Simpson|
|Homer S. Simpson|
|Homer J. Sampson|
|Homer J. Fong|
James Woods is thrilled to meet Apu, who once worked for 96 hours straight and near the end thought he was:
James Woods gets Apu his old job back as a thank-you for saving his life. And now he's off to:
|sail the high seas seeking treasure to plunder|
|uncover a plot to murder the President|
|battle aliens on a faraway planet|
|search for an ancient relic before the Nazis find it|