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![]() Abe and Jasper are at the opening of the Springfield Center for Geriatric Medicine, though they are really there to see: |
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| Tom Bosley | |||
| Angela Lansbury | |||
| Betty White | |||
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Matlock | ||
| 2. |
![]() The crowd of pensioners rush the stage, and in the confusion Abe swipes Matlock's: |
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| cane | |||
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pills | ||
| teeth | |||
| toupée | |||
| 3. |
![]() What would Abe have every Thanksgiving with all the trimmings? |
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walking bird | ||
| Dutch fowl | |||
| roast gobbler | |||
| Injun chicken | |||
| 4. |
![]() Marge takes Lisa shopping for Malibu Stacy accessories. What is not one of the Malibu Stacys available for sale? |
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| Talking Malibu Stacy | |||
| Achy Breaky Malibu Stacy | |||
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One-Strap Overall Stacy | ||
| Live from the Improv Stacy | |||
| 5. |
![]() Malibu Stacy gives a very disappointing speech to Lisa's toy UN. Of the following, what does she not say? |
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| "I wish they taught shopping in school!" | |||
| "Don't ask me. I'm just a girl!" | |||
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"Let's wear make-up together!" | ||
| "Let's bake some cookies for the boys!" | |||
| 6. |
![]() Marge says that ordinarily Lisa should stand up for what she believes in, but she's been doing that an awful lot lately. Why can't the Simpsons watch Fox any more? |
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| because of Tuesday Night Animal Bloodsports | |||
| because they use monkeys in their TV programming experiments | |||
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because they own those chemical weapons plants in Syria | ||
| because of their pro-slavery policy | |||
| 7. |
![]() Lisa wants to go on the Malibu factory tour, but Marge is hesitant because apparently Lisa threw red paint at the executives from which company? |
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| Planters | |||
| Sara Lee | |||
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Keebler | ||
| Arby's | |||
| 8. |
![]() What was the first Malibu Stacy doll made of? |
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| cast lead | |||
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dried onion meal | ||
| surplus K-rations | |||
| asbestos | |||
| 9. |
![]() Homer is a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to him -- no matter how dumb his suggestions are. Exhibit A? |
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| Nachismo, the Nacho-Scented Cologne | |||
| "I Can't Believe You're Topless", the shirt in a spray-can | |||
| the Fanny Six-Pack, a belt that holds six beer cans | |||
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Nuts and Gum: together at last! | ||
| 10. |
![]() Lisa goes in search of the inventor of Malibu Stacy, Stacy Lavelle. She is a total recluse, hasn't been seen in twenty years and is voiced by: |
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Kathleen Turner | ||
| Rebecca DeMornay | |||
| Jessica Lange | |||
| Carrie Fisher | |||
| 11. |
![]() Stacy hasn't has any say in the Malibu Stacy company since she was forced out in 1974. Her way of thinking wasn't cost-effective, and also: |
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| she went to live in a religious commune in Venezuela | |||
| she was travelling with the Symbionese Liberation Army | |||
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she was funneling profits to the Vietcong | ||
| she was in prison for grand larceny | |||
| 12. |
![]() Stacy has had five husbands. Who was not one of them? |
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| Joe | |||
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Archie | ||
| Steve Austin | |||
| Dr. Colossus | |||
| 13. |
![]() Lisa wants to make her own talking doll, with all of the following qualities except: |
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| the wisdom of Gertrude Stein | |||
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the chutzpah of Helen Gurley-Brown | ||
| the wit of Cathy Guisewite | |||
| the down-to-earth good looks of Eleanor Roosevelt | |||
| 14. |
![]() Bart's suggestions for the doll's name include all of the following except: |
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| Wendy Windbag | |||
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Dog-faced Gladys | ||
| Ugly Doris | |||
| Stupid Lisa Garbage Face | |||
| 15. |
![]() The new doll is named Lisa Lionheart. However, the makers of Malibu Stacy win out when they launch a Malibu Stacy doll re-invented for the nineties that has: |
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| a handbag | |||
| a pink sweater | |||
| high heels | |||
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a new hat | ||