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Abe and Jasper are at the opening of the Springfield Center for Geriatric Medicine, though they are really there to see: |
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Tom Bosley | |||
Angela Lansbury | |||
Betty White | |||
Matlock | |||
2. |
The crowd of pensioners rush the stage, and in the confusion Abe swipes Matlock's: |
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cane | |||
pills | |||
teeth | |||
toupée | |||
3. |
What would Abe have every Thanksgiving with all the trimmings? |
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walking bird | |||
Dutch fowl | |||
roast gobbler | |||
Injun chicken | |||
4. |
Marge takes Lisa shopping for Malibu Stacy accessories. What is not one of the Malibu Stacys available for sale? |
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Talking Malibu Stacy | |||
Achy Breaky Malibu Stacy | |||
One-Strap Overall Stacy | |||
Live from the Improv Stacy | |||
5. |
Malibu Stacy gives a very disappointing speech to Lisa's toy UN. Of the following, what does she not say? |
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"I wish they taught shopping in school!" | |||
"Don't ask me. I'm just a girl!" | |||
"Let's wear make-up together!" | |||
"Let's bake some cookies for the boys!" | |||
6. |
Marge says that ordinarily Lisa should stand up for what she believes in, but she's been doing that an awful lot lately. Why can't the Simpsons watch Fox any more? |
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because of Tuesday Night Animal Bloodsports | |||
because they use monkeys in their TV programming experiments | |||
because they own those chemical weapons plants in Syria | |||
because of their pro-slavery policy | |||
7. |
Lisa wants to go on the Malibu factory tour, but Marge is hesitant because apparently Lisa threw red paint at the executives from which company? |
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Planters | |||
Sara Lee | |||
Keebler | |||
Arby's | |||
8. |
What was the first Malibu Stacy doll made of? |
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cast lead | |||
dried onion meal | |||
surplus K-rations | |||
asbestos | |||
9. |
Homer is a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to him -- no matter how dumb his suggestions are. Exhibit A? |
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Nachismo, the Nacho-Scented Cologne | |||
"I Can't Believe You're Topless", the shirt in a spray-can | |||
the Fanny Six-Pack, a belt that holds six beer cans | |||
Nuts and Gum: together at last! | |||
10. |
Lisa goes in search of the inventor of Malibu Stacy, Stacy Lavelle. She is a total recluse, hasn't been seen in twenty years and is voiced by: |
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Kathleen Turner | |||
Rebecca DeMornay | |||
Jessica Lange | |||
Carrie Fisher | |||
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Stacy hasn't has any say in the Malibu Stacy company since she was forced out in 1974. Her way of thinking wasn't cost-effective, and also: |
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she went to live in a religious commune in Venezuela | |||
she was travelling with the Symbionese Liberation Army | |||
she was funneling profits to the Vietcong | |||
she was in prison for grand larceny | |||
12. |
Stacy has had five husbands. Who was not one of them? |
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Joe | |||
Archie | |||
Steve Austin | |||
Dr. Colossus | |||
13. |
Lisa wants to make her own talking doll, with all of the following qualities except: |
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the wisdom of Gertrude Stein | |||
the chutzpah of Helen Gurley-Brown | |||
the wit of Cathy Guisewite | |||
the down-to-earth good looks of Eleanor Roosevelt | |||
14. |
Bart's suggestions for the doll's name include all of the following except: |
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Wendy Windbag | |||
Dog-faced Gladys | |||
Ugly Doris | |||
Stupid Lisa Garbage Face | |||
15. |
The new doll is named Lisa Lionheart. However, the makers of Malibu Stacy win out when they launch a Malibu Stacy doll re-invented for the nineties that has: |
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a handbag | |||
a pink sweater | |||
high heels | |||
a new hat | |||