Abe and Jasper are at the opening of the Springfield Center for Geriatric Medicine, though they are really there to see:
The crowd of pensioners rush the stage, and in the confusion Abe swipes Matlock's:
What would Abe have every Thanksgiving with all the trimmings?
Marge takes Lisa shopping for Malibu Stacy accessories. What is not one of the Malibu Stacys available for sale?
|Talking Malibu Stacy|
|Achy Breaky Malibu Stacy|
|One-Strap Overall Stacy|
|Live from the Improv Stacy|
Malibu Stacy gives a very disappointing speech to Lisa's toy UN. Of the following, what does she not say?
|"I wish they taught shopping in school!"|
|"Don't ask me. I'm just a girl!"|
|"Let's wear make-up together!"|
|"Let's bake some cookies for the boys!"|
Marge says that ordinarily Lisa should stand up for what she believes in, but she's been doing that an awful lot lately. Why can't the Simpsons watch Fox any more?
|because of Tuesday Night Animal Bloodsports|
|because they use monkeys in their TV programming experiments|
|because they own those chemical weapons plants in Syria|
|because of their pro-slavery policy|
Lisa wants to go on the Malibu factory tour, but Marge is hesitant because apparently Lisa threw red paint at the executives from which company?
What was the first Malibu Stacy doll made of?
|dried onion meal|
Homer is a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to him -- no matter how dumb his suggestions are. Exhibit A?
|Nachismo, the Nacho-Scented Cologne|
|"I Can't Believe You're Topless", the shirt in a spray-can|
|the Fanny Six-Pack, a belt that holds six beer cans|
|Nuts and Gum: together at last!|
Lisa goes in search of the inventor of Malibu Stacy, Stacy Lavelle. She is a total recluse, hasn't been seen in twenty years and is voiced by:
Stacy hasn't has any say in the Malibu Stacy company since she was forced out in 1974. Her way of thinking wasn't cost-effective, and also:
|she went to live in a religious commune in Venezuela|
|she was travelling with the Symbionese Liberation Army|
|she was funneling profits to the Vietcong|
|she was in prison for grand larceny|
Stacy has had five husbands. Who was not one of them?
Lisa wants to make her own talking doll, with all of the following qualities except:
|the wisdom of Gertrude Stein|
|the chutzpah of Helen Gurley-Brown|
|the wit of Cathy Guisewite|
|the down-to-earth good looks of Eleanor Roosevelt|
Bart's suggestions for the doll's name include all of the following except:
|Stupid Lisa Garbage Face|
The new doll is named Lisa Lionheart. However, the makers of Malibu Stacy win out when they launch a Malibu Stacy doll re-invented for the nineties that has:
|a pink sweater|
|a new hat|