| 1. |
![]() Homer is looking through the "For Free" section of the Springfield Shopper. What ad catches his attention? |
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| Free Iodine | |||
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Free Trampoline | ||
| Free Bibles | |||
| Free Crop-Duster | |||
| 2. |
![]() The trampoline is being given away by Krusty, who used to do a lot of tumbling in his act. But he's phasing it out in favour of: |
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dirty limericks | ||
| cross-dressing skits | |||
| bathroom humour | |||
| jokes about his fat ugly cruel wife | |||
| 3. |
![]() Homer has big plans for Homerland (admission: $50), including all of the following except |
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| Trampoline World | |||
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Refrigerator Zone | ||
| Fort Adventure | |||
| Muckville USA | |||
| 4. |
![]() After many small children are injured, Homer decides to get rid of the trampoline. What is Bart's plan? |
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| dump it off a cliff | |||
| toss it into the Flanders yard | |||
| a circular saw and a witty catchphrase | |||
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attach a bike lock to it | ||
| 5. |
![]() Homer challenges Marge to name one fun thing she has done in the past month. Marge's reply? |
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| "I went into a pet store" | |||
| "I took Maggie to the park" | |||
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"I made sloppy Joes" | ||
| "I went shoe shopping with Lisa" | |||
| 6. |
![]() Patty and Selma introduce Marge to self-help guru Brad Goodman, who can help her deal with every personality disorder in the Feel-Bad Rainbow, which includes all of the following except: |
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| motor-mouth | |||
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obsessive cleanliness | ||
| decisiveness | |||
| geriatric profanity disorder | |||
| 7. |
![]() Homer and Marge attend a self-help seminar hosted by Brad Goodman. What's troubling Lenny? |
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| he can't commit to a relationship | |||
| nobody ever listens to him | |||
| his entire life is a lie | |||
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he's always interrupting people | ||
| 8. |
![]() Brad Goodman encourages everyone in the audience to listen to their inner child. What does Moe's inner child say? |
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"Hey, Moe, what's-a-matter? You no talka with you accent no more." | ||
| "I wuv you Mr Cuddlewumps. Yes I do! Yes I dooo!" | |||
| "What are you looking at? Keep staring and I'll cut you, I'll cut you good!" | |||
| "Take the whole bottle of pills when you get home. And this time, don't call 911!" | |||
| 9. |
![]() Bart demonstrates that he does whatever he feels like, and Brad Goodman says there's a lot we can all learn from this young man... |
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| Esteban | |||
| Balki | |||
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Rudiger | ||
| Sherlock | |||
| 10. |
![]() Instead of giving his usual boring old sermon, Reverend Lovejoy decides to take a page from the book of Bart by: |
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| reading a chapter from "The Shining" | |||
| wearing his baseball cap backwards and giving an impromptu rap | |||
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playing "The Entertainer" on the church organ | ||
| using the collection plate money to play Bingo | |||
| 11. |
![]() Everyone in town is acting like Bart, and Bart thinks it sucks. Lisa suggests he develop a new identity: |
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good-natured doormat | ||
| nervous yes-man | |||
| by-the-book rule-follower | |||
| obedient lackey | |||
| 12. |
![]() Smithers finally tells Burns that he loves him... in those colours. Who was he kidding? The _________ was the time. |
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| botanical gardens | |||
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boathouse | ||
| skating rink | |||
| jeweller's | |||
| 13. |
![]() At the "Do What You Feel" Fair, Patty and Selma ride a horse, naked. Who takes a picture? |
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| Duffman | |||
| Rainier Wolfcastle | |||
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Captain McAllister | ||
| Moe | |||
| 14. |
![]() The fair turns into a disaster, and Bart is blamed by the mob. He and Homer make their escape in: |
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a float | ||
| a donkey cart | |||
| a dodgem car | |||
| a Go-Kart | |||
| 15. |
![]() The Simpsons recover at home after a hectic day. What eases Homer's pain? |
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| spiritual discovery | |||
| lying on the couch | |||
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McGonigle | ||
| sweet liquor | |||