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Homer is looking through the "For Free" section of the Springfield Shopper. What ad catches his attention? |
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Free Iodine | |||
Free Trampoline | |||
Free Bibles | |||
Free Crop-Duster | |||
2. |
The trampoline is being given away by Krusty, who used to do a lot of tumbling in his act. But he's phasing it out in favour of: |
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dirty limericks | |||
cross-dressing skits | |||
bathroom humour | |||
jokes about his fat ugly cruel wife | |||
3. |
Homer has big plans for Homerland (admission: $50), including all of the following except |
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Trampoline World | |||
Refrigerator Zone | |||
Fort Adventure | |||
Muckville USA | |||
4. |
After many small children are injured, Homer decides to get rid of the trampoline. What is Bart's plan? |
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dump it off a cliff | |||
toss it into the Flanders yard | |||
a circular saw and a witty catchphrase | |||
attach a bike lock to it | |||
5. |
Homer challenges Marge to name one fun thing she has done in the past month. Marge's reply? |
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"I went into a pet store" | |||
"I took Maggie to the park" | |||
"I made sloppy Joes" | |||
"I went shoe shopping with Lisa" | |||
6. |
Patty and Selma introduce Marge to self-help guru Brad Goodman, who can help her deal with every personality disorder in the Feel-Bad Rainbow, which includes all of the following except: |
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motor-mouth | |||
obsessive cleanliness | |||
decisiveness | |||
geriatric profanity disorder | |||
7. |
Homer and Marge attend a self-help seminar hosted by Brad Goodman. What's troubling Lenny? |
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he can't commit to a relationship | |||
nobody ever listens to him | |||
his entire life is a lie | |||
he's always interrupting people | |||
8. |
Brad Goodman encourages everyone in the audience to listen to their inner child. What does Moe's inner child say? |
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"Hey, Moe, what's-a-matter? You no talka with you accent no more." | |||
"I wuv you Mr Cuddlewumps. Yes I do! Yes I dooo!" | |||
"What are you looking at? Keep staring and I'll cut you, I'll cut you good!" | |||
"Take the whole bottle of pills when you get home. And this time, don't call 911!" | |||
9. |
Bart demonstrates that he does whatever he feels like, and Brad Goodman says there's a lot we can all learn from this young man... |
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Esteban | |||
Balki | |||
Rudiger | |||
Sherlock | |||
10. |
Instead of giving his usual boring old sermon, Reverend Lovejoy decides to take a page from the book of Bart by: |
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reading a chapter from "The Shining" | |||
wearing his baseball cap backwards and giving an impromptu rap | |||
playing "The Entertainer" on the church organ | |||
using the collection plate money to play Bingo | |||
11. |
Everyone in town is acting like Bart, and Bart thinks it sucks. Lisa suggests he develop a new identity: |
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good-natured doormat | |||
nervous yes-man | |||
by-the-book rule-follower | |||
obedient lackey | |||
12. |
Smithers finally tells Burns that he loves him... in those colours. Who was he kidding? The _________ was the time. |
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botanical gardens | |||
boathouse | |||
skating rink | |||
jeweller's | |||
13. |
At the "Do What You Feel" Fair, Patty and Selma ride a horse, naked. Who takes a picture? |
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Duffman | |||
Rainier Wolfcastle | |||
Captain McAllister | |||
Moe | |||
14. |
The fair turns into a disaster, and Bart is blamed by the mob. He and Homer make their escape in: |
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a float | |||
a donkey cart | |||
a dodgem car | |||
a Go-Kart | |||
15. |
The Simpsons recover at home after a hectic day. What eases Homer's pain? |
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spiritual discovery | |||
lying on the couch | |||
McGonigle | |||
sweet liquor | |||